October 20, 2026 Print edition (PDF)

Astrophysicist and author Ray Jayawardhana became Caltech’s tenth president on July 1. He previously served as provost at Johns Hopkins University and dean of Cornell University’s College of Arts and Sciences, and earlier spent a decade at the University of Toronto. Alongside his academic leadership, he studies the origins and evolution of planetary systems and writes about science for the public. On October 5, Jayawardhana spoke with the Tech about settling into the role and his emerging priorities for research, student life, and Caltech’s impact beyond campus.

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Mark Wise died on July 10, 2026. He was a member of the Division of Physics, Mathematics and Astronomy at Caltech for forty-three years. The obituaries will say, correctly, that he was one of the great theoretical physicists of his generation: an architect of heavy-quark effective theory, a student of Fred Gilman at Stanford, recruited to Pasadena by Murray Gell-Mann, a member of the P5 panel that set the national course for particle physics, and for sixteen years the principal investigator of Caltech’s high energy physics program. All of that is true, and none of it is the reason the people who worked beside him are bereft.

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On October 9, 2023, Mark came to Dabney dinner to present a challenge to Dabney House. He explained that on a recent visit to a colleague, he noticed a LEGO minifigure of the colleague standing on the desk. He thought this was extremely powerful, so he challenged Dabney to make a LEGO minifigure of himself, with a reward of $1000 donated to the house if they could pull it off.

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Caltech is one of nine universities under federal investigation for alleged misuse of the J-1 visa program, Vice President JD Vance announced on October 8. The administration alleges that the universities are using international researchers to undercut wages for American graduate students and researchers. Other institutions named are MIT, Stanford, Harvard, Yale, Brown, Arizona State University, the University of Pittsburgh, and the University of California, Davis. The Department of Labor’s Off

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PALAISEAU, France — Rafael Crespo (BS ’26) traded the familiar backdrop of California’s San Gabriel Valley for the suburban outskirts of Paris for a term. As an exchange student at École Polytechnique, known on campus as “L’X,” Crespo found an environment that challenged his Caltech routine in many ways. The sprawling campus sits on a plateau near Palaiseau, a 40-minute train ride outside Paris. The institution traces its roots back to 1794 during the French Revolution, and is one of the wo

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Pizza at 4,630 meters, the Kissing Wall, and one very long summit night. Previously: a lost bag, four rowdy lads from Leeds, and two cold nights on the Machame Route. Now the mountain gets serious. Day 3 The Mountain, a Naughty Babe Altitude gain: 120m A thing about living in Southern California is the sheer amount of Spanish you absorb. Before Caltech, my Spanish was confined to movie references. Those references might raise eyebrows over stereotypes, but for a kid in Sub-Saharan

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I was not expecting much from Scandinavia. To be honest, I was a little afraid of whether the locals would be kind to foreigners, bringing back flashbacks of communication difficulties during my time in Japan. I also wondered if the countries, which seemed culturally homogenous, would be welcoming of my family and me, who are fairly Indian — we talk in Tamil and pack our own meals on flights and trains. I was very pleasantly surprised to be proven wrong on all counts. Mostly, I was surprised at

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Content note: This article describes unwanted sexual contact and harassment. I was gasping for air, eyes welling with tears, white knuckles clutching my knees, unable to believe what had just happened. My date sat uneasily on the other side of the couch, searching for the right words. “I’m sorry, are you okay?” they tried. I shook my head, still out of breath and unable to get a word out. “I didn’t want to choke you,” they said. “I would have done it differently if I had meant to.” And even

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This month, the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) and Caltech are celebrating 90 years of partnership, having worked together on the world’s most advanced guidance and navigation systems in space. In the bird world, many Caltech birds are also masters of precision flight, known for their signature hunting behavior – flycatching. They launch from a stationary position, track a moving target with pinpoint accuracy, intercept it at the best moment, and return to where they started. This sally-and-ret

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TACIT House on 275 S. Hill Avenue, made time-traveling haven. (Image: Kari Coleman) As Caltech’s academic year finished up at the end of May, I received a printed invitation to a “Time Traveler Party." The invitation arrived after I attended. Earlier, I’d been directed to a registration link that explained, “Only two events of this kind have been tried before — a time travelers’ convention at MIT

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October 6, 2026 Print edition (PDF)

Mark at the blackboard. (Credit: Clara Murgui) Mark B. Wise, Caltech’s John A. McCone Professor of High Energy Physics and a leading theoretical particle physicist, died July 10 at age 72. Wise spent more than four decades at Caltech, where his work helped shape modern particle physics and where generations of students knew him as an unusually approachable professor with a dry sense of humor. His m

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Current Caltech undergraduates are talented, accomplished, and frequently dissatisfied. Many leave Caltech less willing to recommend their student experience to others than their peers at MIT and Ivy League schools. Alumni can attest that similar dissatisfaction with the undergraduate student experience was not present in earlier years. What has been lost? Certainly, the stresses of Caltech have not changed. Each year, Caltech recruits the best of the best in science, admitting them in extremely small entering classes (the Class of 2029 has only 248 enrolled students) under highly selective admission standards (the enrolled students in the Class of 2029 reflect only 2.2 percent of the 11,285 individuals who applied for admission).

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California needs more homes than it is building. In 2022, the Statewide Housing Plan from the Department of Housing and Community Development called for 2.5 million homes to be built by 2030 in order to address the housing shortage. For the past three years, an average of 104,085 homes per year were authorized by building permits in the state, one-third of the 312,500 annual pace implied by the target. At Nova Cottage Co. in Pasadena, CEO Caroline

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Hello everyone from Housing and Dining Services! As we kick off a brand new academic year, we want to take a moment to welcome you all back to campus. We are incredibly excited to see familiar faces and can’t wait to get to know all the new students joining our community this fall. World Cup Food Fest We hope everyone enjoyed last Friday’s (Oct. 2) Food Fest! It was fantastic seeing the community come together to enjoy our World Cup finalist and champion-themed foods, as well as the speci

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Arabella Camunez arrived in Denmark ready for a different style of learning. She also found a welcoming community, an abundance of castles and winter days with only a few hours of daylight. Arabella, a member of Caltech’s Class of 2027 studying chemical engineering, spent fall 2025 at the Technical University of Denmark, known as DTU, through Caltech’s Copenhagen Scholars Program. “I have really enjoyed my time at the Danish Technical University,” Arabella wrote. “Both the international studen

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The personal belongings of Caltech professors past, including Richard Feynman, Linus Pauling, and Clair Patterson, went on the auction block, among other scientifically historic items. This summer, as part of its Geek Week, Sotheby’s hosted a History of Science & Technology auction at its New York headquarters on the Upper East Side of Manhattan, which featured several items that were once housed in Pasadena. Lots spanned over two centuries and numerous fields in science and technology. Items p

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A SATIRE advice column about alive, ahaha, and everything in between! Brought to you by the one and only California Tech. See below for wisdom (?) from Quails past and scan the QR code to submit your own questions for future issues! How do Question the Quail articles get written? WATER!!! LOTS OF WATER!!! THAT IS THE ONLY WAY TO WRITE QUAIL ARTICLES SINCE IT IS VERY HOT IN PASADENA!!! **Wh

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A budget adventurer, four rowdy lads from Leeds, and one relentless case of gas on the Machame Route There is something out there, and something in here. More often than not, I go looking for what’s out there to forget what’s happening in here. Sometimes it’s simpler than that. Just a burning curiosity about what lies beyond in me: the landscapes, the people, the perspectives, the challenges. This summer, I got the chance to visit the Roof of Africa. The trip was mostly born of a need to do

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Young Ventures Adds Caltech to Its Scouting Network Editor’s note: Camilla is a co-founder of Young Ventures and serves as its Caltech partner. Young Ventures is a venture capital platform run by students at nine universities. It launched publicly on September 1 with Caltech as one of its partner schools. The others are Stanford, Harvard, NYU, Cambridge, Oxford, LSE, ETH Zurich and Bocconi. Davide Franchini founded the platform, and each campus has one student partner. The idea is to find

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A parcel miraged at the outpost of thought, It yields the phonic of the distant sought. Like a Lilac-blue cradled in sound, A pristine tidbit without a mound. A partitioning without a bound, A gentle note, unchimed, and round. A solace in that beckoning, As you grace it in the now. A quiet unfurl, Of you and the last.

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Strictly speaking, predators are animals that eat other animals, so a large proportion of our campus species qualify, including the undergrads ordering beef pho, the squirrels eating baby hummingbirds, and the occasionally cannibalistic turtles. While you are still blinking in disbelief and digesting that info, I am going to limit this column to a few obvious predators: those deemed dangerous by the consensus of two security forces – Caltech Security and the natural security league of American c

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After five years of volunteering under different acronyms, I officially became by far the oldest orientation leader in fall 2026. I enjoy the festive (and freebie-loaded) orientation weeks, but more importantly, the bright-eyed and bushy-tailed new students rejuvenate my excitement about a place that feels a bit too familiar. The yearly revitalization of our campus matters for both first-years and old-timers. For new students, it is the season to find their footing by declaring majors or joinin

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The inverse Galois problem asks whether every finite group occurs as the Galois group of some finite Galois extension of ℚ. The program to realize the sporadic finite simple groups as Galois groups over ℚ began in 1984. Over the following years, every case except M_23 was solved, leaving M_23 as the last open case for nearly four decades. Our recent preprint, joint with Xiaoyu Huang, Blake Jackson, Kyu-Hwan Lee, Bjorn Poonen, and Rachel Pries, resolves this fi

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September 22, 2026 Print edition (PDF)

With the historic heat wave temporarily subsiding, our Caltech campus settles into a new academic year. As the Tech’s resident wildlife columnist, I’m here to extend a warm welcome to everyone new to Caltech — though after this summer, “warm” may not be the compliment it once was. Like many urban areas around the world, Caltech is an ecosystem where humans and other animals coexist. The campus is small, but a one-hour walk around it can easily turn up thirty wildlife species. In this guide I hi

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If you’re an incoming Caltech frosh and Rotation is about to happen to you, everything is going to be weird. That’s the point. Nobody is testing you, nobody is lying to you (much), and the week is going to be the strangest, warmest, most disorienting introduction to college you’ll ever have. Here’s what you should not get shocked by. People will be dressed like you haven’t seen before. Rotation is when Houses turn up the volume on themselves, and every alley leans hard into whatever makes i

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Hi everyone! Welcome (or welcome back!) to this small but intellectually mighty campus. With another year underway, there will be much to write about. A decision that makes sense to certain people may raise questions for others. Reporting can help explain how said decision was made, providing a better basis for discussion. An important role of the Tech is to make information more accessible and give people a place to share their perspectives. It is also a place to share the projects and ever

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June 2, 2026 Print edition (PDF)

NASA announced on May 22 that it will open the next contract to manage and operate the Jet Propulsion Laboratory to competition, marking a potentially significant change in the nearly seven-decade relationship among NASA, Caltech, and JPL. Caltech has managed JPL for NASA since 1958, when the laboratory was transferred from the U.S. Army to the newly established space agency. JPL itself trace

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(Photo: Caltech News) As Thomas F. Rosenbaum prepares to conclude twelve years as Caltech’s president, the Institute stands between continuity and transition. Under Rosenbaum’s tenure, Caltech expanded its physical campus, deepened its investment in quantum science and sustainability, increased the proportion of Pell-eligible students, and navigated a turbulent national climate for higher education an

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On May 27, California Senator Adam Schiff visited Caltech for a tour that moves from the hardware of quantum computing to the philosophical puzzles of quantum mechanics. Schiff, joined by his wife Eve, toured Prof. Manuel Endres’ lab, met with President Thomas F. Rosenbaum, and spoke with John Preskill about entanglement, hidden variables, many worlds, time travel, and what Feynman might have thought of AI-generated Feynman lectures.

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On a Saturday afternoon this spring, part of Caltech’s inaugural Integrated Core cohort found itself somewhere few first-year lab sections go: wandering the aisles of Home Depot. They were looking for tubing, buckets, connectors, and whatever else might help them build small-scale carbon capture systems from scratch. One group was growing algae. Another was working with limestone. A third was thinkin

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As Mother’s Day has just passed and Father’s Day is coming up, this issue will talk about parenting in the nonhuman animal world. While all but one photo was taken off campus, a lot of the animals (mostly birds as I am a bird expert) mentioned in this article can be found in the adjacent Pasadena area, so keep your eyes out for spring activity! One of the greatest missions in spring for many animals is to raise a generation of young and graduate them into independent life. This intense process

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A year after the Eaton Fire ravaged Altadena, climate scientists are asking uncomfortable questions about why breakthrough discoveries aren’t translating into climate action—and finding answers in community organizing In Chen 100, the evening’s panel wasn’t your typical academic climate discussion. Sure, there were JPL scientists who operate Mars rovers and analyze biodiversity with terabytes of sat

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The Library in My Head Was Always Open: A Caltech Student on the Invisible Disabilities We Carry The Body That Betrayed Me, the Mind That Wouldn’t Stop There is a specific kind of silence that lives inside high-achieving students. It is not the silence of a quiet library or a sleeping dorm room. It is the silence of a mind that has been running for so long, so loudly, that the noise has become i

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On April 11, Caltech students traveled to the Los Angeles County Arboretum and Botanic Garden in Arcadia for a Make-A-Difference Day service project organized by the Caltech Y. Volunteers spent the morning removing Algerian ivy from tree trunks and root systems, helping protect the Arboretum’s plant life from invasive overgrowth. The 127-acre Arboretum, established as a public garden in 1947, sits on historic Rancho Santa Anita, once known to the native Tongva people as Aleupkigna, or “the plac

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Hi Tech readers! I’ve been very busy these past two weeks—nonstop lab work on weekends as I finished preparing for one beamtime, and am starting preparations for a second beamtime now! As a result, I did not have time to review any of the remaining restaurants in the SGV Food Passport yet. I will have more time in July, so I will try to swing by them then! For now—because I know you would feel deprived without a food review from me—I will just tell you about an adventure Kayane and I had when

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Serving as Editor-in-Chief of The California Tech has meant learning that a newspaper is never simply present to itself. Each issue arrives as if final (laid out/proofed/printed/distributed), but it is also always provisional. A trace of arguments not fully resolved, conversations still unfolding, absences we could not quite make visible, and futures we did not yet know how to name. In that regard, editing the Tech has been an exercise in responsibility to what exceeds the page. The work is

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May 27, 2026, marked my fifth anniversary of my arrival at Caltech, when I was freshly off the boat – or rather, off the plane. Here in Southern California, the weather seems almost unchanged from one day to the next, and the lack of dramatic seasonal shifts can create the illusion that time is stagnant (unless you are a birder paying close attention to migrants). But as we approach this year’s commencement, I cannot help but reflect on how quickly time has passed. Out of more than 8 billion pe

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On May 19, an anonymous Reddit user posted in r/Caltech, a Reddit forum for Caltech-related posts, alleging food safety, sanitation, and workplace issues at Browne Dining Hall. The post appeared under the username “No-Environment-3923” and was titled “PSA from a former cook: Be very careful eating at Caltech Dining Halls (Browne).” The Tech messaged the user through Reddit, who accepted the m

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Photo credits: Edie Tyebkhan Photography In the bubble of STEM academia, the ages 22-33 are reminiscent of college graduations, graduate studies, and perhaps a postdoc or two while navigating the faculty search process. Along the way, scholars may assemble portfolios and grants alike to request funding for their studies. The musical world is not too different from ours. On April 11, 2026, eight young classical singers showcased their portfolios and competed for grants in the final round

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There’s a particular kind of audacity required to fail spectacularly at being a cocktail waitress and somehow turn that failure into a career-defining opportunity. Melissa Magsaysay has made a career out of this kind of alchemy—transforming what others might see as limitations into launching pads, and using fashion journalism to reshape who gets to be seen and heard in an industry notorious for its gat

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May 19, 2026 Print edition (PDF)

A recent cybersecurity incident involving Canvas, the learning-management system operated by Instructure and used throughout Caltech, disrupted universities during exams week and raised concerns about the possible exposure of user data. Instructure claims it detected unauthorized activity on April 29 and additional related activity on May 7, when some users saw altered Canvas pages; the company temporarily placed Canvas in maintenance mode and late

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Frequent passersby of southwest campus will have noticed a recent shift in the landscape along Wilson Avenue. Large areas of grass have turned brown and crispy, in apparent contrast with the springtime bloom of the surroundings (Figure 1). While it may look unsightly now, this is only the first step in a multi-year project by the Caltech Facilities department to restore this land’s original, natural beauty. ![Figure 1. Photo credit: Michael Gutierrez](https://xguzskbxiptvhbyggkpl.supabase.co/st

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(Photo: Bloomberg/Getty Images) All 22 members of the National Science Board (NSB), which oversees the National Science Foundation (NSF), were removed on April 24 without explanation. Members were notified by email that their positions were “terminated, effective immediately.” They included Aaron Dominguez (BS ’92), the board’s vice chair and provost of the Catholic University of America, and board me

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The 2016/Coachella-inspired stage was rife with symbols from the era, including Nyan Cat, rainbow poop emojis, dabbing unicorns, and an angelic Harambe (may he rest in peace). (Photos: Damian R. Wilson) On the night of May 16, Fleming House staged its own festival revival with “Flemchella,” a 2016/Coachella-themed Interhouse that invited students to “Blast From the Past” in the Fleming courtyard fro

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The first thing you learn is how to say goodbye. Again. And again. And again — until the word frays at its edges like the hem of a coat worn through too many winters. At the beginning, it hurts the way only first wounds can hurt: cleanly, without anesthesia, without warning. You are still small enough that the suitcase looks enormous beside you. You do not yet realize that each farewell is quietly rearranging the furniture of your soul — pushing the armchair of childhood into a darker corner,

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Like many in the greater Caltech community, I’m sure I’m not the only one who was stunned when I heard that Caltech alum Cole Tomas Allen attempted to assassinate President Trump. Already the conspiracy theories have spread throughout the internet. A false flag? After the moon landing was faked, NASA wants us to believe we flew a helicopter on Mars? Yipes. In the interest of journalistic integrity, I’m including the beginning text of an email sent by Cole just minutes before he rushed the magnet

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Many know that two CCE research groups are moving from Caltech to CU Boulder. This column will be a way that I keep the Caltech students (myself included) a part of the Caltech community as we finish our PhDs in Colorado. I recently went to Boulder, CO with my best friend Maria to explore the area and check out apartments. Note to the reader: I wrote this article like a scientist with figures called out in the text. Don’t hate me! Haha! My journey began with a flight from Long Beach Airport

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![The cast, from left to right: Sullivan Braun as Lt. Nicholas Baron (Baron Tuzenbach), Jacob Buligan as Andrew Prozorov (Andrei), Sarah Gates as Natasha, Prof. Michael Vanier as Dr. John Chamberlain (Ivan Chebutykin), Ellis Spickermann as Irene (Irina), Marcin Kurowski as Lt. Col. Alexander Vershinin, Julie Belville as Masha, Dima Burov as Theodore Culligan (Fyodor Kulygin), Rémy Morgan as Olga, Michael Gutierrez as Cpt. Sully Sullivan (Vassily Solyony), and Therese Bagsit as Anita (Anfisa). (C

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Editor’s Note: What follows is an extract from an achronological artifact recently found on the steps of the Tech’s Pasadena office building: an apparent dispatch from the future, inexplicably recovered in time for our May 19 issue. TACIT House on 275 S. Hill Avenue, made time-traveling haven. (Image: Kari Coleman) Most parties don’t become history. But the ones that do tend

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Robert Indiana’s LOVE, one of the most recognizable works of 20th-century American art, is set to be part of The Huntington’s permanent collection later this year. Originally created as a drawing in 1964, LOVE turned the everyday word into an iconic symbol. Today, there are more than 50 LOVE sculptures installed worldwide. “We are deeply grateful to Terri and Jerry Kohl for their generosity in making this acquisition possible,” said Karen R. Lawrence, president of The Huntington. “Jerry b

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Hello Tech readers! Time for another round of reviews where I explore the San Gabriel Valley food scene with the 2025 MySGV Food Passport. There remains only a few places in Pasadena still to explore: Birria Master, Edwin Mills, O’Seyo Shabu Shabu, All India Café, and Star Leaf. Birria Master’s hours are 5:30 PM to 11 PM, so its been a tricky place to find time for as the early bird I am! Edwin Mills is a place I tried to go on Valentine’s Day, and then again with Kayane another day, but we got

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On a warm California evening this past Monday, May 11th, the Dabney Lounge at Caltech became an unlikely intersection of medieval scholarship, literary fiction, and cutting-edge artificial intelligence ethics. In a campus that feels so arid and scientifically focused, escaping for one hour in literature and fancy words was extremely beneficial! Bruce Holsinger, the Linden Kent Memorial Professor of English at the University of Virginia, arrived as someone essential to our current moment: a story

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On May 1, 2, and 3, Caltech EXPLiCIT brought another Shakespeare classic to the Ramo Auditorium stage: A Midsummer Night’s Dream. It’s always a pleasure to watch this play, no matter how many versions you’ve already seen. EXPLiCIT is made up of bright, fresh minds with a real interest in art and culture, and that spirit shapes both how they perform and how we receive them. For anyone who doesn’t know the play, Shakespeare weaves together three storylines in Elizabethan style: the Athenian nob

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Hello again from Housing and Dining Services! We hope everyone has been having a great term. We wanted to take a moment to drop in and provide some quick information as we head into the final stretch of the academic year. Try the new Vietnamese coffee at Broad Cafe. (Image: Miguel Campos) Housing Updates 2026 Fall Housing Lottery: The Fall Housing Lottery is currently in t

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April 21, 2026 Print edition (PDF)

On Friday, April 17, Caltech held the Student Life and Experience Conference (SLEC) in the Hameetman Multipurpose Room, bringing together students, staff, and faculty to discuss undergraduate life. Several committees presented findings and recommendations based on responses from the SLEC survey sent out in January. To kick off the conference, Joe Ramirez, Institutional Research and Assessment Associate, and Joseph D. Greenwell, Associate Vice President of Student Life, led “A Conversation on Stu

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That soothing strip Of human mind. That whisper of echoes Of from beyond. That rose that rotates Of red petals. That emergence Of light from dark. That asymptote Of familiar tones. That lovely boundary Ushering forth. That special you In your gaze and hues. Fathomed to Through and true. Under the sun, the moon, The spring and its dews.

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When I think back on my time in Washington, D.C., for the 2026 CASE Workshop, what returns to me first is not a talking point, or a statistic, or even a room. It is motion. It is the feeling of walking being surrounded by students from across the country who had come for the same reason: to understand how science survives in public life. And later, it is the feeling of riding a scooter

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It’s springtime, with blooms everywhere, and who wouldn’t appreciate a pair of colorful wings dancing in front of their eyes? In this issue, your avian specialist takes a small detour and presents some butterfly species on campus. While I haven’t surveyed the area thoroughly, there is a surprisingly rich collection of butterflies here, thanks to the variety of exotic flowers and plants. Once you start paying attention, the air itself feels a little more animated. Here are some that I have seen:

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April 7, 2026 Print edition (PDF)

A constitutional crisis unfolded last week in Lloyd after residents of Purple and Kaos alleys announced their intention to secede and establish an independent state, the “Republic of Nugget.” The declaration came on March 31, when former President Isabella announced on behalf of the Purple and Kaos alleys that, “in the absence of our fearless leader” (current President Shan is off-campus this term), they had “elected to secede from Lloyd House in order to form our own independent state, the Rep

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Lloyd brought a touch of the surreal to Interhouse this year with an Alice in Wonderland-themed Lloyderhouse — equal parts whimsical and unhinged in the best way. Walls came alive with Carollian iconography, from a looming Red Queen to playing cards and warped storybook motifs, while a vivid multicolored Cheshire Cat grinned beside the DJ booth, flickering in and out of view under the lights. And, of course, the pole returned: one of Lloyd’s most storied traditions. This year, dancers were of

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When I went to Hawaiʻi with the Caltech Y, I thought I was signing up for a meaningful spring break experience, a chance to see beautiful places, learn something new, and meet people. What I did not expect was that Hawaiʻi would touch a wound in me I had carried for years — one I had almost stopped trying to name. I have spent so much of my life feeling like I stood slightly outside of where I was supposed to belong. As if everyone else had roots they could trace, while I was still left asking

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Cover art for Blood Ivory: The Massacre of the African Elephant by Robin Brown (with John Hanks). (Photo: The History Press) In my three years at Caltech, I have learned one undeniable truth: winter terms are the hardest. If you aren’t grinding through core requirements, you’re battling the occasional rains and winds. If not the weather, then some burning bush (literal and met

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Hello Tech readers! Time for the third round of reviews where I explore the San Gabriel Valley food scene with the 2025 MySGV Food Passport. This passport is valid from July 1, 2025, to June 30, 2026, so I have been trying to explore as many restaurants as I can in 2026! For this issue, I grabbed dinner with my Caltech bestie, Kayane, and then we went for ice cream. Baja Cali Passport descripti

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NASA’s Artemis II Space Launch System lifted off from the Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canaveral, Florida on Wednesday, April 1. (Photo: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images) Just days after liftoff from Kennedy Space Center at 6:35 p.m. EDT on April 1, Artemis II has reestablished a capability absent since Apollo 17: human transit beyond Earth orbit. The mission represents the first crewed validation of a

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By the time the doors opened at Scott Brown Gym on March 10, the students of Caltech’s ME 72 capstone course had already spent months living inside the problem. For roughly 15 weeks, teams of mechanical and civil engineering undergraduates had designed, machined, wired, coded, tested, broken, repaired, and rebuilt robots for one public reckoning: the 41st Annual ME 72 Engineering Design Competition. When the machines finally rolled onto the floor, the question was no longer whether the ideas wer

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Here is a simple test of conscious living: ask a friend whether they’ve ever noticed the loud cries in the sky at sunrise and sunset. If they have no idea what you are talking about, they are missing a surprising amount of life. Give them a concerned look and point them to this article. It still shocks me that some Caltech students, after years in Pasadena, have never paid attention to these jet-engine-decibel calls. Others have noticed them, but wrongly blamed the crows. Please, just look up!

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March 17, 2026 Print edition (PDF)

(Photos: Kensuke Shimojo and Camilla Fezzi) Venerable House hosted its annual Interhouse party on the night of February 28, continuing into the early morning hours of March 1, transforming the Venerable Courtyard into a Spider-Verse-inspired celebration. After roughly eight weeks of preparation, organizers unveiled an elaborately decorated courtyard complete with themed artwork and

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An interview with Pedro Neves, a visiting researcher from JPL. When I first met Pedro Neves, a visiting researcher from NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory, it was at a Watson Lecture in October 2025. Our shared native language, Portuguese, provided an immediate shorthand, but the conversation quickly moved to the mechanics of the Sun-Earth L1 Lagrange point. Neves was describing a plan to stabilize the global climate by installing a microscopic sunshade 1.5 million kilometers from Earth. Pedro

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Actually Using This Stuff (Philosophy as Practice, Not Just Theory) Okay, so I’ve thrown a lot of philosophy at you. But here’s the thing: this isn’t meant to be intellectual trivia for impressing people at parties. The ancient Greeks called philosophy a “way of life” — not an academic subject, but a set of practices for living well. The point isn’t to memorize quotes. It’s to i

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All photos courtesy of Damian R. Wilson. Thanks to the Interhouse Committee, Caltech’s Pi Day tradition rose again this year — a very Caltech study break for a very Caltech finals season. The well-rounded celebration happened right on schedule at 1:59 a.m. on March 14, where night-owl pi(e) enthusiasts converged in the Ricketts-Fleming courtyard for an event that was, by all measures,

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2026-2027 Churchill Scholar: Akshar Ramkumar. (Photo: Sharon W. Tran) Fourth-year mathematics undergraduate Akshar Ramkumar has been selected as one of 16 recipients of the Churchill Scholarship, which provides funding for a one-year master’s degree at the University of Cambridge. At Caltech, Ramkumar has conducted research in quantum computation and its intersection with theoreti

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Carl Grillmair, an astronomer at Caltech’s IPAC science and data center for astronomy and planetary science, died on February 16. He was 67. His death has shaken the Caltech community, where colleagues remember as both a creative scientist and a foundational member of IPAC’s research programs. Grillmair spent nearly three decades at Caltech after joining IPAC in 1997. Over the cour

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(Photos: Shanna Xiao) On the night of February 21, Dabney Hovse welcomed students across campus for its Lunar New Year-themed Interhovse celebration. The courtyard centerpiece was a striking red dome topped with gold, glowing from within with shifting colored lights that illuminated the space throughout the night. Inside what is otherwise Dabney’s dining hall, visitors explored a maze

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Stop Trying to Convert Climate Deniers: A Psychologist’s Guide to Actually Making a Difference Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Talk to People Who Already Care When you see an event titled “Communicating The Climate Crisis,” you might expect another earnest lecture about melting ice caps accompanied by guilt-inducing polar bear photos. But Wändi Bruine de Bruin — Provost Professor of Public Policy, Psychology and Behavioral Science at USC — had a different message for the Student

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Did you know that hummingbirds are a family of birds found exclusively in the Western Hemisphere (here chants the Bad Bunny version listing all American countries)? When I first arrived at Caltech, I found these hovering drones such a blessed sight. People here love hummingbirds — proved by the abundance of nectar feeders around the graduate student housing and in the front yards of many fancy Pasadena homes. A hummingbird feeder might be your easiest connection to nature! And here is a dedicate

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All names and identifying details in this narrative have been altered to protect privacy. The scenes represent composite experiences and reflections from critical care shadowing, not specific individuals or cases. Dialogue is paraphrased and not verbatim. 7:09 PM. The Walk Home. The heat hits me like a wall when I step outside. The medical center is still busy, but I feel like I’m moving through a different dimension than everyone else. The people walking past me are thinking about dinner, a

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In 1915, Emilie Esther Scheyer came across The Hunchback (1911) by artist Alexei Jawlensky in Lausanne, Switzerland. The painting was so impactful that she was determined to meet Jawlensky, setting the course for her life and career, as well as the development of modern art in California. Dear Little Friend: Impressions of Galka Scheyer opened at the Norton Simon Museum last month. Organized by Curator Gloria Williams Sander, the exhibition focuses on Scheyer’s relationships with artists an

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(Photo: Getty Images) On March 4, the Senate Commerce Committee voted to advance the bipartisan NASA Authorization Act of 2026, authorizing a $24.7 billion budget for this fiscal year, extending operations for the International Space Station through 2032, and — for the first time — backing plans for a permanent crewed presence on the Moon. “This bipartisan legislation sets an ambit

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I attempted to go to Edwin Mills (one of the places in the SGV Food Passport) on Valentine’s Day, but sadly we needed a reservation to try it out. Oops! So more delicious restaurants in the SGV Food Passport will be explored and reviewed next term. In the meantime, I was able to try out three other Pasadena restaurants and will review them here! Plate 38 _Plate 38 hosts acoustic live music night

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February 24, 2026 Print edition (PDF)

Disclaimer: This is satire. If you feel the need to send a malicious email to anyone after reading this, consider taking a walk by the Turtle Pond instead. Also, this isn’t a dig at our Chief Student Affairs Officer, who’s been genuinely engaged with students in the six months he’s been here. It applies only to the people undergrads already know it applies to. Changes to make the campus safer and more inclusive have been profoundly successful in the past several years. We have come a long way

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Presidents Rosenbaum and Jayawardhana, Provost Tirrell, and members of the Caltech Faculty, For over a century, the California Institute of Technology and the community of Pasadena have grown side by side. We are a city that takes immense pride and joy in your mission and success. We are your neighbors, your alumni, your faculty, and your students. We write to you today as Building a Better Pasadena — a coalition of hundreds of residents and advocates — because we believe that a single project

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Join us on Tuesday, March 3rd for an unforgettable night at the Banff Mountain Film Festival World Tour, brought to you by the Caltech Alpine Club! It’ll be a fun night of inspiring and exhilarating outdoor adventure films. We’re also hosting a pre-show reception with free food and local outdoor adventure organizations and giving away incredible prizes donated by local sponsors at our raffle. All proceeds from ticket revenue supports the Alpine Club’s mission to make outdoor adventure accessibl

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Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream is the third entry in the franchise, following Tomodachi Collection (2009) and Tomodachi Life (2013). (Image: Nintendo) Tomodachi Life was released in Japan in 2013. A year later, it hit Western markets a month a

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What would happen if all the trash humans have dumped into the ocean rained back onto land? The War Between the Land and the Sea considers what would happen if an underwater species suddenly revealed itself, fed up with the damage humans have inflicted on them through pollution and other actions at sea. The show is a spinoff in the Doctor Who universe, but viewers don’t need to know much to follow along beyond a few minor references to “The Doctor” interspersed throughout the show. The firs

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Parker Thompson, a second-year undergraduate studying applied and computational mathematics, Secretary of ASCIT, and a peer advocate, passed away on February 3, 2026. He was 19. Thompson arrived at Caltech in fall 2024 as a QuestBridge Scholar and participant in the First-Year Success Research Institute. In his application to the Institute, one recommender called him “a once-in-a-lif

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Due to the sensitivity of the surrounding topic, the student writer requested their work be published anonymously. A lot can happen in one minute. Sixty little seconds. An infinite number of moments. It only takes a moment for everything to change, not just for your life, but the lives of the people around you too. It’s interesting how things happen, the way we come out with these nice things we normally wouldn’t do. People say things they normally wouldn’t say. People value other people more

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Finally, a column about the turtles! The turtles have been an integral part of the Caltech community, and much of this connection is made by the enthusiastic Caltech students themselves. This column collects information and legends about the turtles from Hannah Way, the current president of the Caltech Turtle Club. Through my interview with Hannah, I learned many surprising and fun facts about Caltech turtles. I hope you, the readers, will learn something new from this article as well. The Calt

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“I’m going on an adventure,” shouts Bilbo Baggins in the first moments of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, after accepting Gandalf’s request to join the dwarves. A huge Hobbit fan, I’d never given the line much thought. It was simply part of the script. It couldn’t rival Smaug’s chilling soliloquy on the mountain of gold, or Bilbo’s emotional farewell after the Battle of the Five Armies. It couldn’t have been the most essential line … until it was. I stepped into a chilly Auckland from a pr

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The sixth Grand Theft Auto game has been highly anticipated ever since it was announced in 2023, even winning the Most Anticipated Game at The Game Awards in 2025. It’s set to be published by Rockstar Games on Nov. 19, 2026 and is projected to earn hundreds of millions of dollars. It will undoubtedly be the most anticipated game release of the year. You shouldn’t buy it. The projected $80 price tag is egregious enough, with some rumors claiming that it will even be $100. More importantly, you

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On February 12, CDS celebrated Black History Month in Browne Dining Hall with a wide-ranging menu featuring soyrizo mac ‘n’ cheese, chicken and sausage gumbo (with a tofu option), BBQ jackfruit riblets, fried okra, jerk chicken and yams, shrimp grits (or tofu), chicken and waffles (with a vegetarian option), banana pudding, and biscuits. Themed décor added to the celebratory atmosphere. (Photos: Kensuke Shimojo, Damian R. Wilson) ![](https://xguzskbxiptvhbyggkpl.supabase.co/storage/v1/object/p

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In recent years, U.S. journalists have faced severe consequences — including revoked citizenship, visa cancellations, detention, and deportation — for even neutral reporting on politically sensitive issues. Given these realities, we believe protecting the anonymity of contributing international students is a necessary precaution to ensure their safety and ability to continue their academic and professional work. In January 2011, several academics attended the “Mindshift Conference,” organized

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Oh gentle wind, Tell me so. From how far, How you have come to know. Of the sun and the moon, And the chirpings. The lily on ponds, Towing hopes from beyond. Stay if you may, And be the breeze. Of high hopes, And gentle dreams.

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From Parker’s candlelight vigil. (Photo: Iris A. Lubashev) yours is the death that cheapens all words and as i write this i scan each one not for beauty but for adequacy not for music but for weight i test them in the mouth of the sentence i press them against the fact of you gone and each one gives slightly under pressure as if language were made of softer materials than we had b

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There is a chill passing through Caltech. Over the past year, the foundations of U.S. education, research, and democracy have been systematically targeted by the Trump administration. Hostile rhetoric against racial minorities, immigrants, and the LGBTQ community has escalated into ICE kidnappings, withdrawal from international collaborations, bans on federal programs promoting “diversity, equity, and inclusion” and more. Within the education and research community, the fallout has been immedi

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Shlain presented as part of a speaker series for the Caltech Longevity Club, which is led by Andrea Olsen (CNS/BEM ‘27). Other club leaders include William Wang (BS ‘29) as Vice President and Team Members Mahi Ravi (ChemE ‘26, Lloyd) and João Pedro Bra Cardoso Ferreira Bastos (CS ‘26, Blacker). (Photo: Caltech Longevity Club) Dr. Jordan Shlain, who presented to the Caltech Longevity

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This year’s Super Bowl kicked off on Sunday, February 8th, between the Seattle Seahawks and the New England Patriots. Over 100 million people watch the Super Bowl every year, which creates a fierce competition between companies to create the best ads they can for the most effective viewer impression. The most heartwarming ad — rated USA Today’s #1 of Super Bowl 2026 — was Budweiser’s depiction of the relationship over time between a Clydesdale foal and an eagle chick. These animals are closely

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Time to review a few more restaurants featured in the 2026 SGV Food Passport! Last issue, I reviewed Lee’s Hoagie House and Paris Baguette. This time, I have explored two other places featured in the passport. Photo cred: Victoria Davis Taco Libre Passport description: “Teddy Bedjakian brings bold flavors to Old Pasadena with Taco Libre, offering a modern twist on tacos in a lively alley setting

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All names and identifying details in this narrative have been altered to protect privacy. The scenes represent composite experiences and reflections from critical care shadowing, not specific individuals or cases. Dialogue is paraphrased and not verbatim. The fluorescent lights in intensive care units never sleep. Neither, it seems, do I anymore — not really. Not since I began shadowing in critical care, where the air itself feels heavier, saturated with the mechanical rhythm of ventilators br

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January 27, 2026 Print edition (PDF)

I was somewhere on the edge of that “museum” when the spam musubi began to take hold. It hit like contraband adrenaline, that sugar-slick rice and salt-fat meat. The unearthly intimacy of plastic wrap torn too fast. And suddenly there was a terrible roar, neural-networked boundaries announcing themselves and vanishing at once in the very same neoned bang: how I am tortured for my hauteur, my gall, as a

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WINTER TERM GREETINGS FROM HOUSING AND DINING SERVICES Welcome to the first installment of our new collaborative column from Housing and Dining Services! While the term is already in full swing, we wanted to take a moment to officially welcome everyone back to campus. As part of the Student Affairs team, we are excited to launch this space in the Tech to keep you connected with the community, whether that means updates on life in the houses or the latest culinary experiences we’re cooki

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Ricketts Hovse hosted a Norse-themed interhouse party Saturday night, transforming the space with decorated columns, runic wall designs, and DJ booth styled in Ricketts’ signature gothic aesthetic. The theme was introduced through a written narrative emailed to the student body, drawing on Norse mythology and framing the event as a journey from Múspellsheimr and Hel to Asgard and Valhalla. Stylized runes and signatures reinforced the visual motif. Inside, low lighting and backlit runic artwork

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It has come to our attention that there is wrong information going around about Mailbox assignments. Here are the rules: Mailboxes are assigned at check -in and you keep them while you are an active student If you withdraw for whatever reason the box is pulled and re-assigned. It is not held. Any correspondence/packages that come in with your old MSC is returned. Mailboxes should be checked daily In addition, Alice would like to stress that packages must be picked up ASA

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I am currently sitting in front of my computer, definitely too late considering that I have to wake up at 6…and it is already AM, staring at a problem set that I intuitively understand is unsolvable, much like the broader equation of my life. There is a specific kind of silence that settles over Pasadena in the early morning. It is heavy, dense with the unvoiced anxieties of a thousand overachievers wondering if they are frauds. I feel this silence not just around me, but inside me. It echoes a

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This was the question that Prof. Dianne Newman asked during the first lecture in Microbial Genetics. Initially, I was very confused about this question because they seem to be used in completely different scenarios. However, soon I started to see what she meant. Strikingly, each has served as a key tool in major scientific advances. Scientists often exploit everyday objects – or simple biological systems – to probe deep questions. Each of these examples highlights how far we can go with very lit

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Tools of Discovery: From Blenders to CRISPR “What do a Waring blender, a wooden toothpick, and CRISPR have in common?” This was the question that Prof. Dianne Newman asked during the first lecture in Microbial Genetics. Initially, I was very confused about this qu

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My name is Areeg Al-Dayni, and I am a rising sophomore majoring in bioengineering. I was born in Baghdad, Iraq, and lived in Bolu, Turkey for two years before eventually settling in Fort Worth, Texas. From an early age, my life across cultures taught me that the world is vast, diverse, and deeply interconnected. This upbringing sparked my passion for languages and global learning, making studying abroad an essential part of my college journey. That passion came to life through the Bishop Fellow

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It has come to our attention that there is wrong information going around about Mailbox assignments. Here are the rules: Mailboxes are assigned at check-in and you keep them while you are an active student. If you withdraw for whatever reason the box is pulled and re-assigned. It is not held. Any correspondence/packages that come in with your old MSC is returned. Mailboxes should be checked daily. In addition, Alice would like to stress that packages must be picked up ASAP.

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The Paradox: Stop Chasing Happiness Here’s something that’s going to blow your mind: you can’t become happy by chasing happiness. It’s like trying to fall asleep by trying really hard to fall asleep — the trying IS the problem. Philosophers call this “the paradox of hedonism,” and John Stuart Mill learned it the hard way. Mill was this child genius who was educated to be the p

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In 2005, the first Ace Attorney game reached Western audiences on the Nintendo DS. Despite Capcom’s hesitation to release it globally, it was a success. The visual novel franchise grew beyond simple courtroom drama into a phenomenon. The story centers on new defense attorney Phoenix Wright and his countless wrongfully accused clients. As he navigates a cast of wacky and often suspicious characters, it becomes clear that the combination of complicated murders and unique personalities has given

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The Caltech Longevity Club is hosting a meeting with the CEO and founder of the largest concierge clinic in the U.S., Private Medical. Meet Dr. Jordan Shlain and discuss the future of medicine, longevity and health tech. If you… Are interested in entrepreneurship and building companies Want to optimize your health for performance and sport Are interested in a career in health, med-tech, AI Wish to connect with a leading tech innovator and decision maker in the country Sign

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I received this writing assignment some time ago, but while trying to leave graduate school in one piece, it took longer than expected to sit down and write it. This opinion piece is aimed primarily at fellow Caltech undergraduates who are considering or applying to Ph.D. programs. Junior graduate students in their first few years, especially those interested in an academic research path, may also find it relevant, or at least unsettling. I should begin with an important disclaimer. I am writin

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Hello Tech readers! This is my first round of reviews as I explore the San Gabriel Valley food scene with the 2025 MySGV Food Passport. This passport is valid from July 1, 2025 to June 30, 2026, so I will spend the first half of 2026 exploring as many restaurants and bakeries featured here that I can! Lee’s Hoagie House Passport description: “Shahan Der Ohannesian

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In 2005, the first “Ace Attorney” game reached Western audiences on the Nintendo DS. Despite Capcom’s hesitation to release it globally, it was a success. The visual novel franchise grew beyond simple courtroom drama into a phenomenon. The story centers on new defense attorney Phoenix Wright and his countless wrongfully accused clients. As he navigates a cast of wacky and often suspicious characters, it becomes clear that the combination of complicated murders and unique personalities has given

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The Paradox: Stop Chasing Happiness Here’s something that’s going to blow your mind: you can’t become happy by chasing happiness. It’s like trying to fall asleep by trying really hard to fall asleep — the trying IS the problem. Philosophers call this “the paradox of hedonism,” and John Stuart Mill learned it the hard way. Mill was this child genius who was educated to be the perfect rational h

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January 13, 2026 Print edition (PDF)

I met Kenny a few months ago, shortly after I arrived at Caltech. He was the first person to welcome me to the Observational Cosmology group. When he started mentoring me, I had not yet committed to the group, so I expected him to give me some readings and maybe meet with me weekly. Instead, he met with me every day to show me how the cryostat’s cooldown cycle worke

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Last term, Caltech cosplayed as Stanford for a week. Fortunately (or unfortunately), it was not a prank, but instead a large filming operation for the upcoming film “The Love Hypothesis,” an adaptation of Ali Hazelwood’s novel of the same name. A sizable film crew worked at multiple locations across campus, capturing scenes in Kerckhoff, on Bechtel Mall, and most noticeably, around Caltech Hall Pond. Many students (your author included) wondered why filming occurred here instead of at Stanford.

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If you wanted a measure of American assimilation, adherence to imperial/customary units (miles, Fahrenheit, etc.) and the month-day-year system of record would be a good place to start. What follows is a defense of these three American customs that so often become flashpoints in the most Caltech of dinner table conversations. The following unitary arguments are grounded in common sense, meant for quotidian chitchat, not to clarify a gluttonous trend toward evermore obtuse scientific convention.

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This past summer I was fortunate enough to have been awarded a San Pietro travel prize. This enabled me to travel to Germany, Austria and Switzerland – countries I’ve wanted to travel to ever since I took my first high school German class seven years ago. I visited Berlin, Nuremberg, Munich, Innsbruck, St. Moritz and Zurich – an assortment of locations that were chosen to help me experience the culture of those three countries while also fulfilling personal interests. These included visiting the

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I’m Not That Girl (The Anthem I Didn’t Want) “Don’t dream too far / Don’t lose sight of who you are / Don’t remember that rush of joy / He could be that boy / I’m not that girl” I had to excuse myself to the bathroom after this one. Just sat there in the stall crying, trying to be quiet. It felt embarrassing, but also, I couldn’t stop because it felt like something inside me was finally breaking open. It’s not even about the boy. I mean, it is, but it’s bigger than that. It’s about being t

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I’m sitting here three days later, and I still can’t get it out of my head. The movie, I mean. Wicked. I went because everyone was going and I needed a break from studying for finals and maybe because I was curious about all the hype but I wasn’t expecting… this. I wasn’t expecting to leave the theater feeling like someone had reached into my chest and rearranged everything. I can’t quite explain it properly. It’s like when you’re looking at yourself in a mirror and suddenly see something you’v

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Devil May Cry 3: Dante’s Awakening was first released in 2005 for the Playstation 2. I bought the game in 2024 for the Nintendo Switch. Still, I feel that I can give an accurate enough critique despite not playing on the intended hardware. Overall, Devil May Cry 3 is a good game. However, I would say it is not an easily approachable game. This is a game for gamers. It’s a game for people who are looking for a challenge and a detailed combat system. It’s a game for people who are looking to fe

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In the not-so-distant past, the idea of designing one’s offspring belonged to science fiction. Genetic technologies were developed with noble aims – to cure diseases and prevent deadly inherited illnesses. Indeed, tools like in vitro fertilization (IVF) combined with preimplantation genetic diagnosis (PGD) have allowed parents at risk of transmitting serious disorders (such as cystic fibrosis or Huntington’s disease) to have healthy children. These advances were initially about disease prevent

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In March 2021, a digital collage file by the artist Beeple sold for an astonishing $69 million at Christie’s auction. The buyer of this NFT (non-fungible token) didn’t receive a physical object or exclusive rights to the art – essentially, they paid for a certificate of ownership recorded on a blockchain. In practical terms, what they bought has no intrinsic use: it’s a JPEG image anyone can copy. As one tech reporter put it, NFT buyers are often “just buying bragging rights and an ass

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Happy New Year to the loyal readers of my wildlife column! With ample winter rain and a lower likelihood of wildfires this year, it feels fitting to begin the term by turning our attention to aquatic animals and the ecosystems they inhabit. Although Southern California is generally dry, humans have long built artificial water systems to satisfy their aesthetic desires. Caltech is no exception. The campus hosts several iconic water features: the turtle ponds in Throop Memorial Garden, the Caltec

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Disclaimer: This is satire. Mostly. Let’s talk about the familiar experience of falling for someone on a campus so small that it may, in fact, be a social experiment. The experimental design: one insulated campus the size of a city block, two gossip cycles and maybe three eligible romantic candidates. Each has disqualifying traits, yet no one’s left to take their place. You find yourself obsessing over someone, not because they’re especially attractive or even vaguely capable of emotional de

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The Language of Mountains The sound is unmistakable. Click-clack. Click-clack. Hard plastic striking frozen asphalt. It is the music of 5:00 AM, played out in the dark parking lots of the Dolomites. I was three years old when I first learned the rhythm of it, my small, gloved hand lost inside my father’s palm. The air didn’t just smell like winter; it smelled of his black coffee steaming from a silver thermos and the sharp, metallic scent of snow guns working through the night. We did

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December 2, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

There will always be that strange feeling—the fear of not belonging, the sense that everything I do is so tiny, so fragile and transient that nothing will remain. That maybe all of it is fiction, and one day I’ll wake up and realize this exhaustion inside me, this fear and uncertainty, were never real—just the product of my imagination. I will wake up in my little room on the fifth floor of a concrete building, stained by rain and time, its renovation work postponed for years, in the perfect It

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The November air was 50 degrees when we lined up outside the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion. I adjusted my layers—comfortable but warm, as the email instructed—and felt my heart racing. It had been so long since I’d heard Italian sung like this. I’m from Verona. Yes, that Verona—Romeo and Juliet’s city, but more importantly to me, the city of opera. The Verona Arena has been the world’s largest open-air opera venue since 1913, hosting performances under the stars in an ancient Roman amphitheater for

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I Don’t Know How to Explain What Wicked Did to Me I’m sitting here three days later, and I still can’t get it out of my head. The movie, I mean. Wicked. I went because everyone was going and I needed a break from studying for finals and maybe because I was curious about all the hype but I wasn’t expecting… this. I wasn’t expecting to leave the theater feeling like someone had reached into my chest and rearranged everything. I can’t quite explain it properly. It’s like when you’re loo

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On Sunday, Nov. 9, Caltech hosted its inaugural campus bird walk with the Pasadena Audubon Society (PAS), a local nonprofit dedicated to birding and bird conservation. Although birding on campus has long been a cherished tradition—including the weekly bird walks led by Dr. Alan C. Cummings since 1986 (more on that in a future issue)—this was the first time the event was organized as an official PAS field trip, opening Caltech’s habitats to many local birders beyond the campus community. The tri

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Gold has captivated humanity for millennia. In 1848, the discovery of gold at Sutter’s Mill in the Sierra Nevada foothills initiated one of the largest migrations in U.S. history and left a lasting impact on the environment. In artistic expression, gold also plays an important role. Beyond mines and the economy, what different stories does gold tell when encountered in art? When Associate Curator Maggie Bell and Assistant Curator Lakshika Senarath Gamage began combing through the gold objects o

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When suggesting games to friends, I’ll often get a response along the lines of “Oh, I’m not good at games.” This statement can be a bit confusing in that it is so general. What does it mean to be “good at games?” There are definitely types of games one might not be good at, for example I suck at shooters, but I find it hard to believe that one can be bad at all games. I think it comes from a common misconception of video games among non-gamers that all video games are based around combat or some

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Many talented artists have existed throughout history; these people—Van Gogh, Da Vinci, DeVito, etc. —have a special connection to their craft, every creation advancing the world of art one stroke at a time. Presently, people can only observe their works in museums and exhibits, but never witness their creation. However, as I learned this summer, these masters of art still walk among us. Hidden Master It’s a hot Singapore day ( 91.4°F, 80% humidity) and I came across a reel about an elde

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November 18, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

Written with love and wisdom gained through years of seeking… and I am keeping doing this Hey there, younger teenager, I know you’re probably sitting in your dorm room right now, stressed about midterms, wondering if you picked the right major, scrolling through Instagram and feeling like everyone else is happy and has their life figured out except you. Spoiler alert: they don’t. But more importantly, that anxious knot in your stomach—that constant feeling that happiness is just around the c

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November 16th, 2025 | 10pm – 11pm Hameetman Conference Room ASCIT Members Present: Ashlyn, Angie, Elisa, Hannah, Bis, Ivy, Parker IHC Members Present: Isabella, Robert, Dillan, Bram, Joe, Neev, Alanna, Ella, Isara Please reference IHC Minutes for IHC reports Joint IHC and ASCIT Concerns Ashlyn Roice CRC Page Social Probation: The intersection between ASCIT and IHC this meeting is due to the CRC changes. Ashlyn had a meeting with Grace Otos, CRC Chair, a

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When I took over the Tech Editorship in April 2023, I only knew one thing about journalism: it was going to stop happening at Caltech unless somebody stepped up to lead it. With a dream of remedying the post-pandemic admin-student animosity but zero reporting experience, I was in for a daunting task. Then Richard Kipling emailed me and offered to buy me a coffee. After a storied career at the L.A. Times, Kip came to Caltech in the early 2010s as an adjunct professor of English. His purpos

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They call it the American Dream, but no one talks about the weight it places on your shoulders. Everyone speaks of excitement, achievement, determination. Yet no one mentions the moment you close the door at night and realize that what remains is not satisfaction, but a kind of burning silence—foreign and heavy. Sometimes it’s a metallic quiet, like the laboratory I’ve just left; other times it’s the sound of the wind moving through the trees on campus—gentle, but constant, always distant. Ever

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One afternoon, a father gave his young son an antibiotic for a routine throat infection—and watched in astonishment as the boy’s autism symptoms seemed to ease. The child grew more social and engaged, almost as if a fog lifted. This wasn’t a miracle cure or a coincidence, scientists now believe. Instead, it may have been an unintended tweak to the gut microbiome–the trillions of microbes living in our digestive tract. Once seen as passive passengers, these gut microbes are emerging as quiet cond

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I sat in Beckman Auditorium last night, November 3rd, my iPad open, my pen ready. Around me, students whispered excitedly. Faculty members settled into their seats. The air felt heavy with anticipation—that particular Caltech energy when something important is about to happen. Bill Gates was coming. I had been looking forward to this for weeks. Not because I’m obsessed with billionaires or tech giant

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October 21, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

As Caltech researchers, there is perhaps nothing so guarded as data. We scrutinize with excessive detail our data collection methods, data analysis methods, false-positive and false negative rates, and possible sources of bias to ensure that our interpretation of said data is trustworthy. But even before that…we make sure the data is there. So, reading Jordan Marie-Smith’s NPR article, “USDA cancels survey tracking how many Americans struggle to get enough food,” felt like a punch in th

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Dear Students, We are thrilled to have our new and returning students on campus. We are also excited to announce this year’s Student Life and Experience Conference (SLEC). As one of the many ways staff and students partner together, this conference is another opportunity to work together to assess and continually enhance the student experience at Caltech. The goal of SLEC is to plan for Caltech’s future through fostering open and constructive dialogue, developing a

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The second floor of Kerckhoff had an unusual stillness that evening. People trickled into the small library room for the Science and Faith Examined (SAFE) talk, uncertain yet curious. I sat near the back, notebook open, listening to Tara—a physics PhD student and president of GCF—unfold her reflections on quantum field theory and the Bible. The hum of conversation faded as she spoke about particles, fields, and the hidden architecture of creation. Her words carried not only the weight of scienti

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October 19th, 2025 | 2pm – 4pm Members Present: Ashlyn, Angie, Elisa, Hannah, Bis, Ivy, Parker President’s Report (Ashlyn) External Funding Things are looking difficult with loss of external funding, but we will get through it. Title IX Increase in poor Title IX sentiment among the student body. Spoke with Lindsey. Students do not know how Title IX works, but they want to know. They deserve opportunities to engage with the Title IX office directly. Ashlyn wants

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If you don’t know yet, Caltech’s sex discrimination policy includes a specific clause (Article 15.5) prohibiting any relationship between employees—meaning faculty, postdocs, and staff—and undergraduate students. It also advises caution and professionalism in any relationship where a power imbalance exists. This is where it becomes truly damaging—you start to believe it’s your fault. E

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What are your histories at Caltech? Chris: So I was brought on as the Student Affairs case manager, and when I started and the scope of my role was specifically case management for students of concern. Over the course of the last two years, that’s shifted and developed into my role now as the Director of the Center, where I continue to provide leadership to the CARE team, and also develop Accessibility Services while casting a vision for the future of student support at Caltech. Jocelyn:

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Today, with honor and great enthusiasm, we share the winners of the 2025 Nobel Prizes, announced between October 6 and 13 in Oslo, Norway, and Stockholm, Sweden. The prize is divided into six categories: Physics, Chemistry, Physiology or Medicine, Literature, Peace, and Economics. Nobel Prize in Physics 2025 The winners are John Clarke, born in 1942 in Cambridge, UK. PhD 1968 from the University of Cambridge, UK. Professor at the University of California, Berkeley, USA. **Michel H. D

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Correction of the previous issue “Caltech Wildlife: A Welcome Guide”: The caption for the first photo “a mysterious snapping turtle” should actually be “a razor-backed musk turtle.” Many thanks to Hannah Way, the current president of the Caltech turtle club, for pointing that out. According to Hannah, “we have two of these turtles in the pond. They can be identified by their tall and ridged shell with distinc

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Since our last column, Caltech Athletics has continued to take great strides in the fall sports seasons! It’s almost the home stretch for many of these sports, so let’s catch up on the past couple weeks of updates: Cross Country The XC team has been competing quite a bit in the previous weeks, with the Pomona-Pitzer Invitational and the UCR Highlander Invite. At the PP Invitational, our men’s team had a standout performance by Stephen Goeringher (‘28) with a 39th finish out of over 200 comp

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On October 13th, JPL announced that it will lay off roughly 550 employees—about 11 percent of its workforce—in what Lab Director Dave Gallagher described as a “reorganization” effort to “secure JPL’s future” through leaner operations and refocused priorities. The layoffs, affecting staff across technical, business, and support divisions, mark JPL’s fourth major reduction in the past two years, following cuts that eliminated more than 850 p

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By the time this comes out it will almost certainly be outdated, but here is the list and my initial impressions. Mortal Shell II (2026) — 6/10 Very cool trailer. While it seems like a Dark Souls game in terms of aesthetic, with grotesque and twisted beings in a dark world, it is not a FromSoftware title. The monster and character designs truly speak to something sinister in the world, but the included combat clips are much more gorey than you would see in Soulslike gameplay. Whi

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How can clay from the Appalachian Mountains, Kilkenny stone from Ireland, and porcelain made in the Song Dynasty come together cohesively? In “the eight directions of the wind” at The Huntington, lauded author and artist Edmund de Waal explores how art made from these materials, among many pieces of porcelain and poetry, connects histories across borders and through time. Edmund de Waal was born in Nottingham, England, in 1964, and is the son of the former Dean of Canterbury, Victor de Waal. At

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Dear reader, The California Tech is at once delighted and horrified to announce that we have, as of October 2nd of this year, been cited in another publication. Namely, by the National Association of Scholars (NAS), a conservative 501©(3) founded in 1987 for the preservation of “Western intellectual heritage.” In other words, we happened to wind up in an alt-right think piece that, while using an LLM to make its

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OpenAI recently launched their latest image and video generation model, Sora 2, a tool enabling the production of images and video from a text prompt. The initial Sora model debuted in February 2024, and had the capability to generate short clips without any sound. The output was limited to a few seconds in length, or up to 20 seconds for the highest paid subscription. While the earliest models did not produce very high quality clips, the model technology has advanced quickly. At this point, it

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October 7, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

With the academic year starting up, our Caltech fall athletes have been working at their craft since before everyone else arrived on campus. Volleyball, cross country, men’s and women’s soccer, and men’s water polo are all deep into their season so far. Let’s look at a few of our beavers’ early feats into the 2025-2026 season: Cross Country The cross country season has begun with major wins already. At the Redlands Invitational, the women’s runners averaged a time of 18:32 on a 4.5K race to

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Oh dearest Red Door quesadilla, Longing for you at a quarter til eleven Summer means lights off Missing a taste of heaven Reminiscing you sometimes being burnt to a crisp Yet enjoyed with and guac Sometimes my extra Taco Bell mild sauce Accompanied by friends as we munch and talk You were often shared between two So one is not such a big back But summer nights, not even. Awaiting the return of the midnight snack Oh dearest Red Door quesadilla, You’ve finally came back as it is fall

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Once again this will most likely be somewhat outdated, as Day of the Devs takes place immediately after the live Summer Games Fest presentation. However, I enjoy it a lot more than the live presentation as it gives a deeper look into the games, and it specifically focuses on games made by indie studios. I’ve rated them mostly on how likely I am to buy them when they come out. Snap and Grab (2026) – 8/10 Amazing 80s aesthetics with high fashion and high class capers. The game centers around t

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David Baltimore, the Judge Shirley Hufstedler Professor of Biology and President Emeritus of the California Institute of Technology, passed away on September 6 at his home in Woods Hole, Massachusetts. He was 87. Baltimore’s career spanned over six decades, playing a crucial role in developing our current understanding of viral and cell biology. In 1975, at the age

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Oh dearest Red Door quesadilla, Longing for you at a quarter til eleven Summer means lights off Missing a taste of heaven Reminiscing you sometimes being burnt to a crisp Yet enjoyed with and guac Sometimes my extra Taco Bell mild sauce Accompanied by friends as we munch and talk You were often shared between two So one is not such a big back But summer nights, not even. Awaiting the return of the midnight snack Oh dearest Red Door quesadilla, You’ve finally came back as it is fall

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In an abrupt move, the National Science Foundation (N.S.F.) has narrowed eligibility for its Graduate Research Fellowship Program (GRFP). With effectively no transition period and little advance notice, the change has caught thousands of prospective applicants by surprise. Only senior undergraduates, first-year graduate students in their first graduate degree program, and bachelor’s degree holders with no prior enrollment in any graduate degree program can apply. Previously, students could also

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From packed stadiums to sold-out arenas, 2025 is a landmark year for live music—and nowhere is the excitement more electric than in Los Angeles. As an Asian American raised in Southern California, although it may be typical, my musical interests heavily lie in K-Pop and Asian Artists. And this summer, the concert scene in SoCal is nothing less than POPPIN. So, I wanted to share a glimpse of my concert adventures this summer—just a little taste of what’s been filling my heart (and draining my wal

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This is going to be an exercise in writing, in word vomiting, for me. I don’t have any clear idea of the scope of this piece, nor how much I’ll revise it in between typing these words and you reading them, but we have to start somewhere. The vaguely-uniformed “random inspection" officer gatekeeping the security checkpoint at the Venice airport asked me and Sarah what we did in Europe for—how long had we been traveling?—72 days. ![Our travels around the continent.](https://xguzskbxiptvhbyggkp

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There is an inner crack that runs through women’s journeys in science—a silent fissure, impossible to ignore. It’s the tremor before raising your hand in class, the hesitation before asking a question in a seminar, the sudden feeling of being out of place when surrounded by colleagues who seem so effortlessly confident. But as Leonard Cohen once wrote, “There is a crack in everything, that’s how the light gets in.” That crack does not represent failure—it is the place where beauty and resilience

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I bought the 2025 Pasadena Coffee Passport back in February so that I had something fun to look forward to this year and support local businesses. It is now September, and I have only been to four of the fourteen shops in the passport! I’m determined to visit them all before the end of the year, so stay tuned for my next round of reviews. For now, read about the drinks, locations, and interior descriptions of the four coffee shops I visited thus far. ![Photo cred: Victoria Davis](https://xguzsk

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This fall, Caltech introduced its pilot Integrated Core curriculum, a new approach to the first-year experience designed by faculty members collaborating across all five divisions. The program emerged from two years of faculty discussions convened by the Provost and Vice Provost for Education, focused on how to improve retention of foundational material and rekindle the sense of excitement students bring to campus. Rather than teaching physics, chemistry, biology, earth science, and math in iso

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The Rose is a South Korean band that unexpectedly had their big break in Europe after their 2017 single “Sorry” went viral on YouTube. Their documentary, “Come Back To Me,” chronicles the group’s rise and struggles, detailing the band’s beginnings and the passion each member has for music, as well as the challenges and obstacles that nearly ended the band. A pivotal moment in The Rose’s trajectory was a lawsuit against their former management, which they fought for two years and eventually won.

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For many frosh (your author included), Orientation Week provides the foremost introduction to Caltech Dining Services (C.D.S.). While the fall term meal plan activated on the fourth day of orientation (September 24), meals remained catered throughout the event. “We wanted to create intentional opportunities for new students to build community,” explains Isabel Peng, the director of New Student Transition Programs and First Year Experience at Caltech, “and shared meals were one way to do that.”

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I bought the 2025 Pasadena Coffee Passport back in February so that I had something fun to look forward to this year and support local businesses. It is now September, and I have only been to four of the fourteen shops in the passport! I’m determined to visit them all before the end of the year, so stay tuned for my next round of reviews. For now, read about the drinks, locations, and interior descriptions of the four coffee shops I visited thus far. ![](https://xguzskbxiptvhbyggkpl.supabase.c

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The Houston heat wrapped around me like an invisible shield as I navigated the city with the strange feeling that I was not walking to a lab or a museum, but to something that provided silence. The Rothko Chapel is hostile to sound: black walls, enormous canvases, light that doesn’t so much illuminate them as permeate through like some ancient sigh. There, in that weightless inner space, I found myself having a thought that does not frequently occur to me at Caltech, amidst equations and lab equ

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Jupiter was getting brighter than I’d ever seen it, brighter in real terms, closer to the earth, than it had been since 1963. And not only was it getting closer than ever, the online forums said it would be in “opposition”—directly opposite the sun from the earth’s perspective, like a full moon, only a fu

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10:30 p.m. Heavy eyelids slowly closing, a reassuring lethargy gets hold of the body, tired after training. A comforting fog hugs the brain, readily shutting down consciousness to make space for confused fantastic stories. 11:30 p.m. An itch makes me twirl twice, a sudden jolt shakes the leg, a noise outside catches my attention. Comfort slips away as I lie in the twin sized bed; misleadingly labeled X.L. to convince us that’s big enough. 12:00 a.m. Nothing comforting about this darkness, my s

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September 23, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

Hi, friends! When public voices—whether late-night hosts or national reporters—find themselves censored or silenced for speaking plainly about those in power, the role of independent student journalism becomes all the more vital. A campus newspaper is not a frivolous exercise in layout and deadlines: it is one of the final spaces where young writers can question authority, challenge orthodoxy, and tell the truth without corporate approval or political clearance. At Caltech, where scientific ri

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Why The Little T Matters More Than You Think I stayed awake at 2 a.m. during my first week at Caltech, sitting on my bed surrounded by half-unpacked boxes. On one side was a physics problem set that I didn’t understand, and on the other was this small book everyone whispered about—the little t. I initially thought it was some campus oddity, like an inside-jokes dictionary I hadn’t learned yet. But curiosity eventually got the better of me. I opened it. The first word I encountered was "Frosh

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June 3, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

When I first set foot on Caltech’s campus, I felt like a contestant on a reality show called Survivor: Genius Island. I was fresh off the plane from Milan, armed with a suitcase full of dreams, a double major in biology and chemistry (because why not suffer twice as much?), and a secret hope to someday heal cancer. I pla

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The Mount Wilson Solar Observatory was founded in 1904 by George Hale, who was also a trustee of Throop Polytechnic Institute (which later became Caltech). The first telescope built on-site was the Snow Solar Telescope in 1904, followed closely by the 60-foot Solar Tower and the 60-i

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Introduction Amid deadlines, data, and delayed dreams, it’s easy to overlook the fact that life doesn’t wait for us to solve every problem. At Caltech, where ambition surrounds us and the future feels constant, the present can easily fade into the background. Yet beneath the weight of equations, lab reports, and sleepless nights lies a truth waiting to be unearthed: hic et nunc—“here and now.” This simple, ancient Latin phrase serves as a profound reminder that our only true existence

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I can’t be sure, but if I had to take a gamble, I would guess most of you—like me—are always trying to optimize our paths around campus. There are multiple reasons this could be true: (almost) late for class and want to minimize how much you miss? Want to make it to Tom Mannion’s OH before the rest of campus wipes out all the Flamin’ Hot Cheetos? Want to get to bed when a coyote is chasing you down? Want to get the latest sighting of Ted Danson on campus? Want to make that last 2:58 p.m. dash to

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ASCIT Board of Directors Meeting Minutes May 25th, 2025 | 12:15pm – 2pm Hameetman Conference Room Members Present: Ashlyn, Elisa, Bisrat, Parker President’s Report (Ashlyn): Discussed Sanctuary Campus Summary of President’s response: We already follow most of the policies of a sanctuary campus, but we don’t call ourselves that because it’s dangerous with the current administration. Immigration chat is coming soon. Discussed ASCIT panel with Isabelle for Orientation

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At first glance, Dr. Loraine Lundquist might strike you as a scientist with her head in the stars. After all, she holds a Ph.D. in physics from UC Berkeley and once helped launch a satellite to study the Sun’s magnetic field. But spend an hour with her, and that’s precisely what we did during the recent SASS Lunch hosted by the Caltech Y—and you’ll quickly realize that her gaze is firmly grounded on Earth, with a heart set on building a more just and sustainable future right here in Los Angeles.

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When I first set foot in California, leaving behind the sun-kissed hills of Italy, my heart was heavy with anticipation and anxiety. As someone raised in a profoundly Catholic family, faith was not just a tradition—it was the very fabric of my upbringing. Church bells, Sunday Mass, and a close-knit parish community were constants in my life. The thought of crossing the Atlantic for my studies filled me with excitement and a silent worry: Would I find a place where my faith could thrive? Would I

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I am obsessed with David Lynch. Maybe unhealthily so. Few directors feel as fluent in the art of the somnambulistic; I know of no other director who could so deftly craft phantasmagorical operas of the manifold dream-nightmare that is the human experience. Desperate for Lynchian vibes at 3 a.m. one recent night, I sifted through Spotify playlists until I stumbled upon Peggy Lee—specifically one of her most popular songs, first performed in 1969. The song is based on Thomas Mann’s 1896 short sto

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I read the article in The California Tech about the Caltech Rugby Club with great interest because I organised a rugby team at Caltech about 60 years ago (between 1965 and 1967). Most of the team were foreign graduate students from rugby-playing countries, but a few Americans joined us. We had mixed success but managed a few wins, notably against UCLA. The games against USC and Eagle Rock were particularly scary, as their teams consisted of very large American Football players looking for bloo

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On April 21st, 2025, Pope Francis passed away. His successor is Pope Leo XIV, whose papacy began on May 8th, 2025. Pope Leo was a close advisor to Pope Francis. In the summer of 2023, I attended a lecture and dinner at Mt. Wilson given by Brother Guy Consolmagno, Director of the Vatican Observatory in Rome, which has been in operation since 1930. The Vatican Observatory is also affiliated with the Vatican Advanced Technology Telescope in southeast Arizona, operated in partnership with the Unive

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I had my mouth pressed into the sand. I was breathing hard—desperate, shallow, uneven. I could feel the grains entering my nose, throat, and lungs. Somewhere nearby, I heard the rapid thudding of hooves, the panicked exhale of a frightened horse. For a moment, I couldn’t remember where I was. I couldn’t piece it together. The memories didn’t come in order; they arrived like broken glass, sharp and disjointed. My helmet. My shoulder. The ground. Pain. Sharp pain. A blinding throb in my knee. I d

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While the cloud condenses anger, I rain tears While the ant walks to its destination, I fly freedom While the apple sweetens the tongue, I salt the sea While the camellia opens its buds, I pollinate truth While the virtue of the corner dies, I insist on being reborn While the beauty of the day streaks, I fall asleep in thoughts While the cat purrs, I mute my convictions While there is a wall, I expand universes While the melody succumbs, I make love triumph While the sun warms the soul,

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May 13, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

If you stroll past the Olive Walk on a sunny Pasadena day, you might see something magical in the air. Is it the scent of freshly pranked upperclassmen? The echo of the Fleming cannon? Or perhaps it’s just the spirit of Caltech’s brand of wizardry—a house system that would make even J.K. Rowling jealous. At Caltech, the hallowed tradition of “houses” isn’t just about where you sleep; it’s about forging family, engineering pranks, and unleashing a level of creativity that would make even Dumbledo

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It is no secret that America’s leadership in science and technology was not born by accident—it was built through public investment, public partnerships with academia, and government sanction of private sector monopoly. From the Apollo program to the Human Genome Project, from the internet to the transistor, the United States once treated research and development (R&D) as a cornerstone of national security and economic strength. For some time the facade has been quietly crumbling away, but last

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At Caltech, student-athletes aren’t just competing—they are redefining what it means to balance intensity in both sports and academics. They exhibit not only commitment but a certain kind of mental toughness and passionate energy to their teams and to the Caltech community. Here’s the latest from Caltech Athletics, highlighting the records, rivalries, and relentless drive that define our teams. With the spring quarter underway, our Caltech athletics have achieved like never before. Let’s dive in

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Hello everyone, my name is Camilla Fezzi and you probably know me, always running around time, without any free time, and I am kind of recognizable because of my Italian (fashion style) 😜 I’m a freshman at Caltech, with the goal of double majoring in biology and chemistry and dreaming, one day, of becoming a doctor and researcher in the oncology|neuroscience field. But before I am any of those things, I am Italian—a daughter, a sister, a friend. I grew up beneath the Verona sun, in a place where

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My reign of terror is over, and my era as ASCIT President has come to its end. Through this opportunity, Caltech and its community have taught me countless lessons that I wouldn’t be able to learn in any classroom, and I thank each and every one of you for the faith you’ve put in me as the ASCIT President and the ways you’ve helped me grow. As some small return to the confidence you’ve put in me, I’d like to offer one final piece of unsolicited perspective I’ve gained over my past three and a h

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Caltech jointly sued a third federal agency last Monday over another 15% cap on indirect cost rates–this time at the National Science Foundation (NSF). The lawsuit comes amid growing uncertainty about the agency’s future, as NSF has terminated over 1,400 grants in the past month and has reportedly halted all funding actions for the time being. The action aga

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The Student Shop is opening! The Student Shop is an undergrad run machine shop which allows students to work on personal wood and metalworking projects. We had our grand opening yesterday (Monday May 12th). The shop is located near the big LN2 tank, right next to the loading docks and CES (near murder alley). The shop has two areas; we have a metal shop with 2 mills, a lathe, and a CNC machine, as well as a woodshop which has a bandsaw, table saw, jointer, planer, drill press and more. We charg

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Some call them cute furry fairies; others regard them as rats with bushy tails. Love them or not, fox squirrels are there, every day on the Caltech campus. Among the mammals of Caltech, they’re arguably the happiest and freest. While Homo sapiens are burdened with homework and deadlines, and coyotes stick to moonlit hours to avoid the crowd, the fox squirrels roam wherever their paws take them. Stroll across campus and you’re guaranteed to spot one: foraging randomly in the grass (no, they do

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It’s 2:17 a.m., and here, time—so rigid during daylight, dictated by the unyielding rhythm of schedules and the steady ticking of laboratory clocks—has become fluid, expanding and contracting with the beat of my thoughts. I sit cross-legged on the windowsill of my Caltech dorm, my knees pressed against the cold glass, staring out at a city that sparkles with flickering lights and unformed aspirations. In the stillness of these early hours, with a mug of tea cooling beside me, the world falls qui

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The proposed 47% single-year cut to NASA’s science budget eviscerates our nation’s leadership in space science: ending missions already in space, halting those in build, and defunding telescopes and instruments of the future. President Trump’s first administration was strong on space exploration, so this incomprehensible, loser strategy from the Office of Management and Budget doesn’t even seem to match the President’s stated aims. It burns down in months U.S. capabilities that have taken decad

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As I lean over my desk, slumped between piles of textbooks and scrawled notes, the weight of my schoolwork drags down my mind. The pressure to excel academically and carve out a niche in the competitive university environment sometimes becomes overwhelming. Yet amidst the chaos of deadlines and exams, an old song unexpectedly pierces the drudgery. The rich, sweeping sounds of “Belle” from Beauty and the Beast sweep me, in the blink of an eye, from the chill of my dorm room to one of wonder and m

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April 22, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

On April 14, Caltech joined eight other American research universities in filing a lawsuit against the Department of Energy (DOE). The lawsuit seeks a temporary restraining order to block DOE’s decision to cap the indirect cost rate on all academic grants at 15%. “If DOE’s policy is allowed to stand, it will devastate scientific research at America’s universities and ba

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Everyone knows Los Angeles is a huge melting pot of human culture, but did you know it’s also home to many animals from around the world? Pasadena alone has a surprising number of foreign bird species. Look closely and you can spot these feathered visitors daily at Caltech—including some that are endangered. This week’s wildlife column is about these special bird immigrants. _(Some photos were taken in the greater Pasadena area, but all the birds mentioned can be found on or near campus if you’

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Dragon Quest I & II HD 2D Remake – 3/10 Remakes don’t usually excite me as the core mechanics and plot are usually the same as the original, just with better graphics. Unless a remake is practically an entirely new game—think Final Fantasy VII remake I don’t have any interest in buying it as it’s incredibly likely that one could emulate the original Dragon Quest I and II with little issue. That seems to be the case here and with other remakes announced. It looks pretty, though. *

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Volunteering for Change: A Day with Caltech Y at Friends in Deed On April 12, 2025, members of the Caltech community gathered for the annual “Make a Difference Day” event organized by the Caltech Y. This article explores one volunteer team’s day at Friends in Deed, a local nonprofit food pantry in Pasadena, highlighting their community impact and personal growth through service. The Caltech Y’s “Make a Difference Day” enables students and community members to support local organizations thro

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Volunteering for Change: A Day with Caltech Y at Friends in Deed On April 12, 2025, members of the Caltech community gathered for the annual “Make a Difference Day” event organized by the Caltech Y. This article explores one volunteer team’s day at Friends in Deed, a local nonprofit food pantry in Pasadena, highlighting their community impact and personal growth through service. The Caltech Y’s “Make a Difference Day” enables students and community members to support local organizations thro

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There’s a lot of places around campus that no one has any reason to be at. However, the Google Maps algorithm somehow manages to place them all near the top of whatever category you select. SuzieCakes Perhaps you wanted to get your friend a birthday cake, and so you look up “cake” on Google Maps, and so you go to SuzieCakes to buy a big one but it’s $90 (with tax and other fees). Nine-inch cake for $90??? At that point, I’d rather just spend it all on chicken nuggets. Chicken Nuggets:

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Eternal Truths and Illusions of Motion The Mediterranean sun hung low over the horizon, casting long shadows across the olive groves. The whispers of ancient wisdom swirled in the air, carried by the voices of those who dared to challenge the beliefs of their time. It was an era of profound philosophical discovery—a crucible in which the ideas of being, motion, divinity, and truth were forged and tested. Among these daring thinkers stood Xenophanes of Colophon, Parmenides of Elea, and Z

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Here are some classes I found fun, even if they’re not everyone’s idea of a “good class.” While most of the Core and other courses are designed just to introduce the fundamentals of a subject, the ones below stood out for being especially engaging. Bi 1 — The Great Ideas of Biology: Rob Phillips I’ve actually never been enrolled in Bi 1, I just showed up to most of the lectures because it was very interesting to see what was up. The best part of Bi 1 is that it is not a biology course at a

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I died, and it wasn’t from pain, or old age, or illness. I died, and it wasn’t from mourning, from ending, from longing, from joy. I died, and it wasn’t sadness, hate, work. I died, and it wasn’t in past lives or future lives. I died, and it wasn’t from anguish, loneliness, bitterness. I died! I died of being me. Walls built with high walls and rough stones died in me. Walls that were so real that I thought they were mine were bigger than the Great Wall of China. Walls of prejudice, dogmas, tho

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I’m Still Here is a 2024 Brazilian historical drama directed by Walter Salles (The Motorcycle Diaries, On the Road, Central Station) that won Best International and was nominated for Best Picture and Best Actress in a Leading Role at this year’s 97th Academy Awards. The film’s story is based on a memoir (Ainda estou aqui) by Marcelo Rubens Paiva, telling the story of his family. It is set in the 1970s, in Rio de Janeiro, during the dictatorship that lasted 20 years in Brazil. The story p

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They dropped off a dropbox at the corner of Blanche and Michigan. It must have been around September? Maybe October? When they did it. I passed it walking every day. I passed a house, too, that had a blue sign with grey duct tape slapped across it. You could make out the name in white text that used to be visible on the sign underneath the duct tape and the year 2024 was still clear as day below the duct tape. Someone took black sharpie and wrote block letters that read “DEMOCRACY” across the du

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Caltech President and Professor of Physics Thomas Rosenbaum will retire from Caltech and assume emeritus status at the end of the 2026 academic year, according to a campus-wide announcement delivered last Monday. While initially tapped for a third term, Rosenbaum indicated that he “[felt] strongly that there are natural rhythms in the life of a university, and [fifteen] years seemed too long.” Instead, Rosenbaum will serve for an abbreviated two years, during which the Board of Trustees and fac

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This year marks a century since the establishment of quantum mechanics as a formal discipline. Considered a scientific revolution that has reshaped our understanding of the physical world, from early debates about wave-particle duality to the latest breakthroughs in quantum computing and entanglement, quantum mechanics has consistently pushed the boundaries of science. Significantly, Caltech played an essential role in expanding quantum theories, leading innovations, and expanding the possibilit

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I know, this will never be a typical newspaper article. I will not tell you about a recent event, nor will I comment on the latest news that runs on the news. Poor Michael and Damian know me by now: I am not a model journalist. When they give me a task, I tend to write less than I should and enjoy myself even less. And yet, there is something that works in the chaos of my way of doing things, something that pushes me to continue, taking the usual tangents that are so typical of me. Today, I wan

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April 8, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

Every year, a million people die of a curable disease. Why haven’t you heard about it? Last year, tuberculosis killed more people than malaria, war, and murder combined. More people than COVID-19 or HIV/AIDS. One-quarter of all people alive today currently have tuberculosis, and every twenty seconds, someone dies from it. Tuberculosis is the most deadly disease in the world. It is also curable. So, why haven’t you heard of it, and why do people keep dying from it? **Living With Tuberc

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In Search of Meaning Beyond the Microscope There is a question pulsing quietly beneath the surface of every lab bench, every line of code, every equation scribbled onto a whiteboard: Why are we doing this? Is it for discovery, for prestige, for the betterment of humanity—or something more elusive? At Caltech, we pride ourselves on pushing the boundaries of what is knowable, and we do, no one says the opposite. We decode the stars, manipulate the quantum, edit genes and simulate the brain.

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Few Caltech students will take advantage of the opportunity to study abroad during their undergraduate time here. Understandably, undergrads are some of the busiest people you will meet here: classes throughout the day, sports and house activities through the afternoon, problem sets throughout the night and well into the morning, sleep if you can afford it, rinse and repeat. Our four-year plans are often packed; graduating on time is important when your tuition is, to say the least, exorbitant.

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Two members of the Caltech faculty have been named 2025 Wolf Prize laureates in recognition of their distinguished scientific accomplishments; the David Baltimore Professor of Biology and Bioengineering, Pamela Björkman, received the accolade in medicine, whereas the Frank J. Roshek Professor of Physics and Applied Physics, emeritus, Jim Eisenstein, received the prize in physics. The Wolf Prize is a prestigious award that recognizes “outstanding achievements in advancing science and the arts fo

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One of the projects ASCIT B.o.D. adopted in 2023 was to review the building accessibility policies for undergraduate students outside of normal operational hours. For context, following the pandemic, building access was understandably limited in order to prioritize the safety and health of the campus communities. Since then, many of the previous building accessibility policies have been reinstated. The following outlines what these policies are, and who to reach out to should you experience diff

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In my time at Caltech, I have found that scientists love to both work hard and play hard. While preparing for a party and hanging decorations at Dabney Garden last Fall, I noticed a statue of the Japanese deity Tenjin, on which I placed an Earth-shaped lantern. This man sitting on a yak with a Japanese name was of particular interest to me, as I have studied the Japanese language for over 10 years. Why had this statue been placed in one of the most historic spaces on campus? Why is Tenjin import

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The Caltech Y regularly organizes Cultural Cuisine Tours across L.A., allowing people to try out new cuisines for a subsidized rate in the presence of a cultural leader, who understands the cuisine and can provide additional information about the food options. Recently, I helped them organize a Cultural Cuisine Tour to Annapurna Grill, specifically to explore South Indian cuisine. And in so doing, I found out just how little people actually knew about South Indian cuisine. To answer a question

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Spring at Caltech is a season of rapid transformation. Step away for just a few days, and you’ll return to a campus bursting with changes: the once-bare branches are now decorated with colorful flowers. The drastic changes aren’t limited to flora – migrating wildlife also contributes to the seasonal dynamics. Migration is one of nature’s greatest mysteries. California lies in the heart of a major migration corridor through the Americas, making Caltech a special stopover for many migrators. Take

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Applications are now open for the 23rd annual Wolfram Summer School, taking place June 22–July 11, 2025, at Bentley University in Waltham, Massachusetts. The three-week program offers students, researchers, and innovators the opportunity to work on real-world projects alongside leading technologists, researchers, and physicists. Participants will collaborate directly with Stephen Wolfram to shape and refine their project goals. The program includes specialized tracks such as Science and Techno

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The Graduate Student formal has become the latest casualty of DOGE’s sweeping budget cuts. Fear not, however: the Caltech Rugby Club will be hosting their Annual Ball at the Athenaeum, open to both the blossoming club membership and the wider Graduate Student body. Expect crowd-pleasing music, free flowing food and drink, all set amongst the grandeur of our very own Athenaeum Club. ![Save the date: Friday 30th May 2025 -tickets on sale w/c 14th April - follow @caltechruggers to find out how you

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“All individuals, regardless of citizenship or immigration status, have civil and constitutional rights under U.S. law,” reads https://international.caltech.edu/guidance. This idea that the Constitution guarantees basic rights to all - freedom of speech, religion, press, and more – has been fundamental to the American creed for centuries. Today, the current US administration is upending this national value by employing chilling tactics to silence sp

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The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has opened submissions for the 2025 Student Academy Awards® (SAA), and Caltech students are now eligible to participate. Established in 1972, the SAAs recognize excellence in collegiate filmmaking and support the development of emerging talent in the cinematic arts. Chris Roginski, assistant to Michael Benedict, Director of Academy Awards Events, confirmed this news, saying, “Caltech students are eligible to participate and submit a short film to

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“For stars from Bette Davis to Angelina Jolie, the ultimate rite of passage since the 1950s has been sitting for the legendary Don Bachardy,” Michael Slenske wrote for The Hollywood Reporter. On Saturday, over 100 works of art and archival materials from Bachardy’s life and career will be on display at The Huntington’s MaryLou and George Boone Gallery. One of L.A.’s most acclaimed portraitists, Bachardy’s works convey a sense of intimacy and capture his subjects with remarkable likeness. Whil

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Ashlyn Roice - ASCIT President Hello! My name is Ashlyn Roice, and I am running for ASCIT President. Here is my statement and my picture: Hey, everyone! I’m Ashlyn Roice, a current junior and Lloydie studying Computer Science and Information & Data Science. You may know me as the current Social Director of ASCIT. This year, I am honored to be running for the ASCIT pre

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March 4, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

You’ve probably heard a joke about JPL standing for Jack Parsons Laboratory. Or at least you’ve heard that Jack Parsons was one of the founders of JPL and that a crater on the moon’s dark side is named after him. But have you ever delved into the subtext, personality, habits, and life of Jack Parsons? Probably not. So, that’s what I’m here for. Over the last month, I’ve studied the life and legacy of this charismatic, visionary, dreamy, mystical… and possibly crazy guy. Remember that in a new

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Well, this evening I find myself with one of my usual inspirations. I promised myself that I would go to bed early, but, in this place, that is never really possible. I tried, at least, and now, in this phase of almost REM relaxation, I write. Background music fills the room, my rosettes hanging on the wall watch me silently, and in these six square meters of chaos – today I would say around 70% – I try to put my thoughts in order. It has been a tough day. The bed is still unmade, but I will sle

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Woodpeckers are perhaps the most overlooked yet ever-present wildlife species on campus. Like the ubiquitous fox squirrels (a topic for another day), they are a daily sight if you know where to look. Every time I mention them to other Caltech students, the most common reaction is, “Wait, we have woodpeckers on campus?!” And I’ll nod slowly, like a long-time local: “Yes, we have at least three families of them.” Among all woodpecker species, acorn woodpeckers stand out for their habit of dri

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Caltech joined several other leading American research universities in a lawsuit against the National Institutes of Health (NIH). Filed on February 10, the lawsuit challenges what it describes as “a flagrantly unlawful action… that, if allowed to stand, will devastate medical research at America’s universities.” On February 7, the NIH announced that indirect costs for all new and existing grants would be standardized at a rate of 15%. When a grant is awarded, direct costs are how much is spent

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Over the last month, a series of federal funding cuts to scientific research has created disruptions and uncertainty for various agencies and institutions. The National Science Foundation (NSF), which funds research across all disciplines of science and engineering, and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), which funds climate research and oversees environmental monitoring, are both facing significant reductions to their budgets and staff cuts of up to 50%. In addition to

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In research published last year by Ecology & Conservation Science, I showed that electromagnetic fields (EMFs) can selectively impact low-growing plants to make them explosively flammable. The terpene hydroperoxides that EMFs produce can also cause spontaneous combustion. Fires examined in this paper each showed multiple independent starts and wind patterns with extensive periods of very low wind followed by strong gusty winds, cons

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Democritus: The Ancient Greek Who Would Have Loved Caltech’s Labs (If He Had a Microscope) Imagine if some guy from 2,300 years ago walked into a Caltech physics lab, took one look at an electron microscope, and said, “Yep, told you so.” That guy would be Democritus, the ancient Greek philosopher who somehow managed to predict the existence of atoms without a single piece of scientific equipment—just pure brainpower, a lot of thinking, and probably too much free time. Sure, he didn’t get eve

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February 18, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

The Steering Committee of the Faculty Board has recently met and approved several updates to the Honor Code process. Most of these pertain to faculty and instructors, but it is important for students to know and understand their rights. Here is a brief summary of the changes: While submitting a Board of Control reporting form, instructors may optionally request to have a preliminary meeting with Board of Control leadership and the Director of Conduct and Community Standards to better present

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DeepSeek is a new China-based startup that has created a Large Language Model (LLM) chatbot as capable as the current industry standard, ChatGPT. DeepSeek was founded in 2023. The new models created were out of necessity made on a much lower budget than most U.S.-based programs. The United States government restricts the number of NVIDIA and other AI chips exported

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The U.S. Department of Education issued a letter to universities on February 14th, broadly declaring all race-conscious programs illegal under federal law, including any decision affecting “aspects of student, academic, and campus life.” The directive, attributed to Acting Assistant Secretary for Civil Rights Craig Trainor, prescribes that all universities receiving federal funding have until February 28th to s

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Docudrama. 1h 49 min. 2024. Nicholas Winton is an English stockbroker who has a comfortable life in 1930 London but knows that Hitler’s Germany is invading Praga, Czechoslovakia; with a humanitarian group, he helps save 669 children from Nazism. Winton worked quickly to find foster families fo

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Here I have finished describing the three greatest pillars of sophistical philosophy, or, in any case, names that everyone knows. I was therefore perplexed: to whom could I dedicate this next article? The idea was to go in order, but, as always in my life, everything is chaos and therefore, referring precisely to this, I decided to write about Heraclitus. Heraclitus, one of the toughest brains of Ephesus (6-5th century BCE), is like the colleague or student who never goes to Page’s or laborator

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JPL implemented its third round of layoffs in 2024 on November 13, cutting 325 employees—roughly 5% of its workforce. This latest reduction follows earlier waves: 100 contractors in January and 570 additional employees and contractors in February. As a result, JPL’s workforce now stands at approximately 5,500 employees. These job cuts stem from a funding crisis centered around the Mars Sample Return (MSR) mission, a flagship NASA initiative designed to retrieve and analyze Martian rock and dust

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We are deeply saddened by the news of the passing of Jenijoy La Belle, a trailblazing administrative leader, devoted professor, and outspoken advocate for academic integrity and the rights of women. Along a career trajectory marked by keen intelligence, unyielding resolve, and passion for literature, La Belle was the first woman to be hired as a faculty member at Caltech. The indelible contributions she has made to Shakespeare, William Blake, Theodore Roethke, and 17th-century poetry remain atta

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We don’t talk about it. We don’t want to admit it. But racism is still here, still present, and each one of us feels its weight in some way. How can we still believe that a person’s worth can be defined by the color of their skin or where they were born? How many times have I heard, “Oh, you’re Italian? So, the mafia? Pizza? You don’t do much, do you?” Stereotypes. Labels. Concepts created decades ago that somehow still manage to stick. It’s in my bones, this feeling of being judged, of being ca

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Like music? Looking for something cheap and cool to do? Want to get to know some locals? Like crappy music? Then you should check out a DIY show! From random backyards and patios to overpasses and warehouses, these shows have some unconventionally cool venues. One such memorable show took place at a skatepark, where people were doing tricks on motorcycles and some guy brought a microwave into the pit. Consisting of the dry, dusty backyard of a suburban household, the “cum house” was another fav

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I had the opportunity to hear Dr. Parker speak at my astronomy club and was greatly dismayed at how brutally and abruptly he was laid off at your prestigious institution. I worked at JPL as a temporary secretary while working on my software engineering degree in the early 1980s and loved it there. I just don’t understand how a company could come in and lock a person of such stature and education out of his work of many years there within an hour of being laid off. Now he has to hope he will be

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In our annual review of the ASCIT Bylaws, ASCIT Board of Directors has decided to propose the following amendments. These propositions have been approved unanimously by the Board of Directors, and we now bring them to the undergraduate students to be voted into action. The Review Committee will send out voting procedures today, Tuesday, February 18th, and we want to take the time to outline the amendments that are being proposed, why they are being proposed, and elicit your vote. All of the pr

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January 28, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

As one of the world’s most powerful empires was crumbling, its line of succession was also in dire straits. After losing his first wife and only son to smallpox, Philip IV of Spain faced an urgent need for a male heir. So, to consolidate the dynastic power of his family, Philip IV married his 14-year-old niece, Mariana of Austria, who had originally been betrothed to his late son. Following their marriage, a portrait of Spain’s new queen consort was commissioned. Last month, the Norton Simon Mu

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If you’ve recently heard students humming show tunes, hyping up hockey games, or debating the best rides at Knott’s Berry Farm, you’ve probably stumbled upon the buzz surrounding Caltech’s Off-Campus Programming Series. What started as a pilot program to foster student engagement is now a fully-fledged initiative under the Office of Student and Family Engagement (SFE). I recently had the chance to chat with Steven Metzmaker, Assistant Director of Residential & Student Experience, who has been

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And here we are at the last pillar of ancient philosophy, which, in some way, can also be defined as the father of the modern one. After our Platonic dive into the world of ideas, metaphysical realms, and abstract thought, it’s time to plant our feet firmly on the ground. If Plato was the dreamer with his head above the clouds, Aristotle is the realist with his hands in the soil. He’s the philosopher of practicality; the one who took the abstract musings of his teacher, Plato, and said, “Alright

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1. The Problem $130,000. That is my estimate of waste at Bechtel. Most visitors to Caltech’s newest residence were probably surprised when they first found out that the 212-room building has just one entrance, an issue which, as a resident of Bechtel myself, has been more inconvenient than I originally anticipated. There are various doors around Bechtel, as shown by the circles in the below floor plan. However, only the southern main gate indicated in green has a card reader, while every o

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Nearly a year since voting to form our union, the elected CGPU bargaining team is proud to unanimously endorse a YES vote on a full Tentative Agreement (TA) to ratify Caltech Postdoc (PD) and Graduate Student Workers’ (GSWs) first-ever union contract. This historic agreement demonstrates the power GSWs and PDs have built and exercised through mass engagement in our contract campaign. It also reflects a shared desire between GSWs and PDs and the Caltech Administration to reach an agreement in the

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I’ve been thinking about this article for a while now, but I can’t seem to find the right moment to write it. For me, writing means putting my thoughts down on paper—sometimes thoughts I struggle to acknowledge or understand, or that I try to avoid altogether. As my fingers race across the keyboard, the sound of a train echoes a few hundred meters away, and a cold breeze seeps through the window next to my bed. I’m in one of those classic American motels in the middle of nowhere. I’ve been compe

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My name is John Chapman, and I am a G5 chemistry graduate student. I have gathered union petition signatures, organized vote parties for union authorization, sent mass emails in support of the union, and spoken in person to most grad students and postdocs in Schlinger, Church, and Crellin for Caltech Grad Researchers and Postdocs United (CGPU). I’m about as pro-union as they come. But right now, CGPU is at best misleading and at worst outright lying about compensation gains in the recent tentat

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After 14 years as Caltech’s Director of Athletics, Physical Education and Recreation, Betsy Mitchell announced earlier this month that she will be stepping down in the spring. Regarding this decision, she stated that it is “just time for a change” in an email to the Tech. Mitchell is the former world (1986-1991) and American (1986-2002) record holder in 200-meter backstroke. During her time at the University of Texas at Austin, she was a 7-time individual NCAA champion in swimming and the NCA

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In the midst of procrastinating yet another set, I am seized by my obsession with the godforsaken company Nintendo. Ever since the official announcement of the Nintendo Switch 2 (yes that is actually its name), I have not known a day of peace. I seem to be physically incapable of lasting 24 hours without thinking about this new console. With a supposed price of around $400-449, it is important to see if it will match up to the high price point. ![](https://xguzskbxiptvhbyggkpl.supabase.co/stora

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January 14, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

It is now Monday January 13th 2025 and the Eaton Fire is 14,117 acres and 27% contained. 3,155 firefighting personnel are assigned to this fire. The Eaton Fire is one of the worst natural disasters in United States history, and Southern California’s deadliest wildfire disaster. Ten miles of foothills from the Jet Propulsion Laboratory to

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“A combination of abnormally dry conditions and powerful wind gusts have fueled Los Angeles with destructive wildfires.” This was the subtitle of the first article published by the L.A. Times, and I think you have all read about what is happening, which areas are affected, and how hard they have tried to put out the fire and contain it, but it is a machine that does not stop. ![All photo cred: Zion Irving-Singh](https://xguzskbxiptvhbyggkpl.supabase.co/storage/v1/object/public/media/

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We must confess that artificial intelligence has changed the planet. Once upon a time, man was surprised by the discovery of fire, then metal, cultivation techniques. Then we arrived at more scientific realities such as during the Middle Ages when extraordinary cathedrals were built using heavy tools, pulleys, a form of engineering, right? With the Enlightenment, the greatest scientific discoveries were made such as light with Edison or more specific analyses at an anatomical level. Then we arri

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I promised you Plato, and here we are. I would say that, after a period of rest where we fantasized about the future and especially about what we should and could have done during the following term, the philosopher I am going to write about fits perfectly. A Mediterranean illumination that I had trying to understand how to find a connection, but it allows us to see the world of Platonic ideas as a parallel reality truly capable of transforming the simple idea of thought, with the intellectual s

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Nintendo is arguably the largest gaming company in the world. From the Legend of Zelda to Mario, it’s amassed an impressive repertoire of successful franchises. Even more so, the success of these franchises becomes even more impressive considering how they are only available on a Nintendo console. With the Switch turning 8 years old in March, it’s high time that Ni

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I just finished reading the new book Star Bound by Emily Carney and Bruce McCandless III (shoutout to my friend Paige Kaufman who released a podcast interview with the authors yesterday – Space Spiels, wherever you get your podcasts). In the book, the authors discuss – among other things – how we have successfully grown plants in lunar regolith brought back from the Apollo missions. This is especially relevant now, as Artemis is aimed at establishing a permanent base on the surface of the Moon

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When I sent out my university applications it was as if my entire country was against me, no one wanted me to leave the traditional circle of the native student, and yet, here I am. I believe I owe this story to many people, but especially to that little girl with dark curls w

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Contrary to what our pseudonym suggests, we are but college students. Thus we spent all of this past fall hoping and praying for a single miracle: Caltech’s Three Week Winter Break. This break is a time of rest, a time of relaxation, and a time of rejuvenation. During these three weeks, we slowly gather back up the energy needed for the upcoming winter term, whether that be through spending time with friends and family, going out and having fun, or simply just doing nothing. For this reason, we

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Caltech is, by most accounts, a demanding place. Students work too hard; professors stress too much. Lunchtime should come as the universal comfort blanket to us all. A chance for our basement-ridden folk to remember what Vitamin D feels like; an opportunity for Caltech students to practice a social encounter; a time to sing Katy Perry to both halves of my grilled chicken sandwich. And yet, it is my frequent jaunts into the Browne dining hall that prove the most demanding of all. ![](https://xg

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December 8, 2024

December 9, 2024 At approximately 05:00, Pasadena Police approached a group of students working on a radar project for an electrical engineering class outside on South Holliston Ave. The students explained and demonstrated their project, and the police moved on. At 06:30, a student in Dabney House saw security with flashlights taking lots of pictures and moving around things in Dabney Backyard, primarily on the ground by the greenhouse. At 06:53, security began searching the trash cans insi

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December 3, 2024 Print edition (PDF)

Grab a friend and go holiday light-seeing! Holiday Light Spotting in the Neighborhoods: Christmas Tree Lane Free, drive or walk 5:30 pm - 12 am Santa Rosa Avenue, Altadena, CA Come enjoy the true holiday spirit at one of the oldest Christmas light displays in a tradition going back over a hundred years. The all-volunteer group bedazzles nearly a mile of the street with lights lining all the trees in a beautiful display of community. Be sure to come to the Lighting Ceremony an

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In “The Ballad of East and West,” Rudyard Kipling states that “East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet.” On the contrary, Raqib Shaw demonstrates how art can unite the two with striking effect. Last month, Raqib Shaw: Ballads of East and West opened at the Huntington Art Gallery. Organized by the Frist Art Museum and the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum, along with curator Zehra Jumabhoy, the exhibition culminates its national tour at the Huntington. It is the artist’s f

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This past summer I was walking on campus when in a window I saw something I would not expect to see at a technical school – a flyer with the following poem printed on it: I don’t care how God-damn smart / these guys are: I’m bored. / It’s been raining like hell all day long / and there’s nothing to do and a photo of Caltech’s first and only poet in residence, Richard Brautigan. The more I thought about it, however, I realized that there is a strong connection between science and po

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A SATIRE advice column about alive, ahaha, and everything in between! Hello quail, I’ve recently been feeling quite lonely. I feel like none of the people at this school truly understand me. Theyre always telling me I’m too “wild” or am acting “feral”. I dont really know what to do, they all seem so tame and boring. Greetings wild child. Ah, well you see, theres your problem. You’re trying to interact with people. I have some good friends around campus I can let know to in

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It was a bit of an enigma as to why he had chosen to speak at Caltech. A world famous luxury shoe designer, Stuart Weitzman, seems an unlikely visitor. After graduating from the Wharton School in 1963 at the University of Pennsylvania, Weitzman pushed his job offer at Goldman Sachs to pursue women’s shoe designing. In 2019, UPenn named its school of design after him

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In our annual review of the ASCIT Bylaws, ASCIT Board of Directors has decided to propose the following amendments. These propositions have been approved unanimously by the Board of Directors, and we now bring them to the undergraduate students to be voted into action. We will have the Review Committee send out voting procedures at the beginning of next term (as to avoid having an amendment election during finals). Before then, we will release another reminder in The Tech, but prior to this, we

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I’m Antonio. I matriculated as a Caltech undergraduate in 2019. I will not graduate. I write to share my perspective. “As scientists, I think we need to own our perspectives rather than pretend that we have some omniscient neutral view of reality.” (McGlynn, Terry. “It’s really hard to see things from other perspectives.” Science for Everyone. 2024 August 19.) My story will not reflect the experience of most Caltech undergraduates. The message I want to communicate may fail to resonate with m

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In a recent national survey of 257 colleges and universities, Caltech ranked overall 111th. 92 Caltech undergrads were surveyed on a number of questions including how often they felt the need to “self-censor,” their comfort expressing their views on different topics, and administrative support. The report was published by the Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression (FIRE), a nonpartisan group supporting free speech on college campuses. The data in this report were collected between Janua

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The Committee on House Assessment, Support, and Experience (CHASE) was formed in Spring 2023 and “charged by the Vice President for Student Affairs Kevin Gilmartin to develop strategic recommendations to ensure that the undergraduate houses remain supportive living and learning environments, where current and future Caltech students can thrive and succeed,” according to an email sent to undergraduates last spring. The Committee was composed of current students, faculty, staff, and alumni. As par

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On November 13, JPL laid off 325 employees, or 5% of its workforce. This is the Lab’s third round of layoffs in 2024: first was the January reduction of 100 on-site contractors, followed by the February layoffs of 530 employees and 40 additional contractors. As a result, the JPL workforce currently stands at roughly 5,500 employees. These reductions stem from a funding crisis for the Mars Sample Return mission, which intends to

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At the beginning of the fall term, the Caltech Pond Bridge was transformed by artist Lita Albuquerque into a gold foil installation — the largest she has made to date — dubbed This Moment in Time. It’s part of a larger art exhibit at Caltech called Crossing Over: Art and Science at Caltech. Presented as part of the Getty’s PST ART: Art & Science Collide program, Crossing Over spans six distinct indoor and outdoor venues on Caltech’s campus, featuring an array of scientific drawings, painti

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Hi! It’s me again, your sleeper buddy who has been hung up on the Getting Better Sleep Workshop by SWS ever since it happened. But it doesn’t stop there – now my YouTube algorithm has been suggesting videos about sleep too. And honestly? I’ll take it. I am now invested in getting better sleep, and hopefully you are along for the ride. Now, I’m not here to preach to

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Well yes, I am more than sure that all of you have already heard of Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, the masters of ancient classical philosophy. There would not have been a beginning without them and none of the greatest philosophers, even of the contemporary age, would have managed to develop a single concrete idea, think of Immanuel Kant who still criticized Plato during the period of the Enlightenment (1750). Many think that Caltech is a completely STEM university, where there is no room for huma

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November 12, 2024 Print edition (PDF)

Olive Walk, Caltech, Pasadena, USA — In a shocking turn of events, the elusive “Hand Drill Hannibal” has struck again, this time pilfering hand drills from both Blacker Hovse and Page House within the last week. Local residents are in a frenzy as the drill bandit continues to leave no tool unturned. Witnesses describe Hannibal as a figure shrouded in mystery. “They’ve definitely got a taste for the finer drills,” said one concerned citizen, who wishes to remain anonymous. ![The Hand Drill Hann

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When exam weeks are upon us, it can be hard to maintain a positive attitude and keep your head up. It is a particularly brutal season of term, where long (4 to 5-hour long) exams for some classes are coupled with problem sets and projects that are still on schedule for others. Unlike finals, we don’t get the week off for midterms, so this season is particularly mid. It’s so hard to forget that there are things that we can enjoy and look forward to during these exams, and once they are done. To a

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hey quail, i’m having an identity crisis. whenever i try to be helpful, people just yell at me. last year literally my whole department got promoted except me 😭 i tried to make a fresh start with a new brand, but it never seems to work 😔 what should i do? i can’t keep this up much longer, i’m running out of acronyms —Radiant Search Hi my Festive friend Hunting for answers! I may have a good answer for you. In my infinite expanse of wisdom, I would recommend a very powerful exercise for

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The Caltech Y Community Service & Advocacy (CSA) Fair on Friday, November 8, 2024, drew an impressive turnout on San Pasqual Walk, where numerous community organizations from the Pasadena and Greater Los Angeles areas connected with enthusiastic Caltech students. Representatives from local non-profit organizations engaged with students who demonstrated a strong interest in volunteer and outreach opportunities. Participating organizations included: Pasadena City College Veterans Resource

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2025 will mark the 110th anniversary of the Southern California Intercollegiate Athletic Conference (SCIAC), which Caltech—then still Throop Polytechnic Institute—helped found, alongside our longtime academic neighbors, Occidental College, Pomona College, University of Redlands, and Whittier College. Since before the Institute bore its present name, in other words,

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Mannion’s review: Casa Bianca is located at 1650 Colorado Boulevard in Eagle Rock. This stretch of Colorado has become quite the destination for good food over the past few years. You will find Milk Farm, Lemongrass Café, Oinkster, and many other good places to eat or to buy food. For those of you who do not know Eagle Rock, it is the area where you will find

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We aim to explore the two most fundamental questions: “How did everything start?” and “Is there life beyond our own Earth?” We’ve talked about our ongoing and future efforts to address the first question in a previous article (Imaging The Beginning Of Time From The South Pole, The California Tech, April 11, 2023) where we discussed our South Pole research imaging the beginning of time. The second fundamental question will be th

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2024 has been one of the most important years for Caltech, which continues to build on its legacy of scientific discovery, innovation, and academic excellence. Although we are coming to the end of this year, we beavers are sure to make new discoveries as we step into 2025. In 1920 Throop university changed its name and marked a new era as the California Institute of Technology name. 2024 brings new milestones, anniversaries, and achievements that further highlight the Institute’s incredible cont

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The Caltech Turtle Club, founded in 2021, began its campaign to change the school’s mascot from the beaver to the turtle in April 2024. One of their chief arguments, presented on the club’s website, is for uniqueness: “It’s time for Caltech to distinguish itself with a mascot that sets us apart. MIT may also boast the beaver, but we are Caltech – a beacon of originality and ingenuity. By embracing the turtle, we not only carve out our own identity but also symbolize our commitment to forging ou

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On Monday, November 4, faculty representatives Professor Gil Refael, Chair of the Faculty Board, Professor Jennifer Jahner, Dean of Undergraduate Students, and Professor Omer Tamuz, Chair of the First Year Admissions Committee, hosted open office hours for students who wanted to hear more about the changes to Caltech’s undergraduate admissions practices. These changes involved reinstating standardized testing and reducing the role of athletic recruitment in admissions. Before taking questions,

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Caltech Campus Security and the Facilities Department have begun the process of installing outdoor cameras at all entrances to undergraduate housing. This addition expands an existing network of cameras around graduate housing, namely the Catalina apartments, and atop blue-lit emergency telephone stations. Chief of Security Hampton Cantrell has communicated openly with the community about this process, providing information through emails with the Tech. Cantrell and Robert Bagley, Campus Phys

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One such famous Austrian psychiatrist and philosopher, Viktor Frankl, deeply affected humanistic psychology with his logotherapy and famous book entitled “Man’s Search for Meaning.” Founded upon a search for purpose and meaning in literally the worst of times, Frankl’s philosophy naturally flows into ideas of personal integrity and responsibility—values that extensively respirate within the academic goals of Caltech. At the core of Viktor Frankl’s philosophy is logotherapy, a form of existential

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Tim Ryan enrolled in Caltech in 1973. Initially a physics major – his advisor the famous Richard Feynman – Tim soon found himself swept up by the then-hot field of electrical engineering. “We were right at the beginning of that, where the first inexpensive microprocessors had become available,” Tim recalled. Around 1975

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From September 27 to December 15, 2024, Crossing Over: Art and Science at Caltech, 1920–2020 (PST ART), an expansive public exhibition, unfolds across Caltech’s campus, offering visitors a unique exploration of the intersection between art and science. Presented as part of the Getty’s PST ART: Art & Science Collide program, Crossing Over spans six distinct indoor and outdoor venues on Caltech’s campus, featuring an array of scientific drawings, paintings, photographs, films, instruments, mol

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On Saturday, November 2, Caltech Swim & Dive defeated the Occidental College Panthers at De Mandel Aquatics Center. The Caltech divers achieved victories and top three finishes. In women’s 1-meter and 3-meter diving, Ava Balanon (’28, Fleming), Jana Woo (CS ’26, Page), and Kassie Kristufek (’28, Fleming) finished top three in

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October 22, 2024 Print edition (PDF)

On October 6th there was a fire in one of the labs in Keck. According to Shayna McKinney, Chief Communications officer for Caltech, “The exact cause of the fire is still under investigation, but the source is believed to have been a piece of equipment in one area that malfunctioned.” Sources have told the Tech that the equipment was believed to be a soldering iron. The fire activated the sprinkles which “worked as designed and activated to put the fire out in the space where it originated.” The

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In the heart of Pasadena, nestled between the evergreen-dotted hills and the sprawling cityscape, stands a campus symbolizing human ingenuity and environmental harmony: Caltech. Remarkably, what was once a patchwork of open chaparral and agricultural land has transformed into a living laboratory where science meets sustainability. Today, Caltech’s carefully designed landscape reflects this transformation, with tree-lined avenues such as San Pasqual Walk as living symbols of this balance between

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“Blended Worlds: Experiments In Interplanetary Imagination,” an exhibit at the Brand Library & Art Center in Glendale, seeks to elucidate the universe through collaborative works by artists and NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory scientists and engineers. The exhibit features a series of interdisciplinary works that challenge visitors to reflect on how deeper connections with nature can cultivate a renewed sense of wonder and curiosity about Earth and the universe.  “The magic of art is that it e

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For the astute eyes on campus, you may have noticed something different about Caltech Hall, specifically the bridge across the pond. But for those who may not know, the bridge going across Caltech Hall Pond has been completely covered in gold leaf, or so it seems. That is because this golden glimmer upon the bridge is actually an art installation called This Moment in Time by Lisa Albuquerque, and it is one piece of an art exhibition hosted by the Caltech Library, _Crossing Over: Art and Scie

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We’re at Caltech. Of course there will be people saying that without sacrificing sleep, you can’t get enough time to do your sets, your research, your socializing. But what came first – the advice or the lifestyle? That is to say, did people start staying up later, then realize because the people around them were staying up, it was impossible to do anything in the mornings, so they started staying up later too, and the vicious cycle perpetuated? Or is it truly that impossible to maintain a healt

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October 8, 2024 Print edition (PDF)

As new frosh enter their first EVER Caltech term, they also embark on a journey into the wonderful land of P/F. Unlike many other college institutions, Caltech gives us all the chance to take our first two terms of college on pass/fail, meaning that this is the perfect time to go out, explore, and have new experiences. The three writers of the article have the firm belief that one should try their hardest to sidequest while on P/F, a principle we adhered to during our own P/F terms. From our exp

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The Express Cook feature on modern microwaves is perfectly exemplary of all the problems with today’s society. What happened to the days when a man could simply enter 15 or 45 seconds, saying nothing of more creative inputs, like 0:42 or 6:09? In our obsession for speed and optimization, we have stamped out the joy of microwaving. Is making “3:00” only one button press worth deleting every single other combination that could start with the number 3? Near infinite combinations have been silenced

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Background The Center for Technology and Management Education (CTME) is a relatively unknown subdivision of Caltech’s Department of Engineering and Applied Sciences. According to their website, the purpose of the CTME is to “elevate individuals and organizations, fostering innovation and driving transformative growth.” To this end, they claim to offer the “best programs and courses” through their “rewarding, practical, and economical approach to professional education.” Most of these progra

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In an email to the Caltech community on September 5, 2024, Professors Kevin Gilmartin and Gil Refael announced two changes to the Institute’s undergraduate admissions process—reinstating standardized testing and reducing the weight of athletics. These changes “reaffirm Caltech’s commitment to academic merit and excellence, and are crucial to fulfilling the Institute’s Mission: ‘to expand human knowledge and benefit society through research integrated with education.’ ” Regarding athletics, the

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I don’t know if I’m just (un)lucky, but it feels quite often that I come across a broken sprinkler head gushing concerning amounts of water onto the adjacent sidewalk. I saw two within 30 minutes of each other in different places on campus last week. Every time, I wonder how long it’s gone unnoticed (or unaddressed). Fortunately for my easily-pacified conscience, “

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Man Edition By Kenadi Waymire As an ordinary American from the Midwest, pizza to me has always been the go-to meal for when my parents didn’t feel like cooking. I spent my childhood only ever enjoying the Neapolitan delights from Pizza Hut and Papa John’s; to be honest, these are still the pies I prefer. Gastronomes with palettes much more refined than mine debate the merits of the various styles of pizza as if they were on opposing sides of a gruesome civil war; some espouse Chicago deep

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Sign-ups for undergraduate students to participate in the 2025 Student Faculty Conference (SFC) and Student Life and Experience Conference (SLEC) are now open. The ASCIT Board of Directors has been working to secure the support of faculty and administrative staff for the chance for students to finally be able to take the initiative to make a visible difference within the Caltech experience. This will be accomplished by creating consensus between students, faculty and administrators. In order to

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Dear Techers, Welcome to the beginning of a new academic year! I hope it brings discovery, friendship, joy, and the right kinds of challenges—the ones that help you grow into your talents and feel a sense of pride upon accomplishment. If, like me, your life has long been organized by the rhythms of a fall-to-spring academic calendar, the idea that the year truly “begins” in September likely seems natural. Fall brings for me a sense of nerves and anticipation, a knowledge that the pace of life p

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It has come to our attention that there is wrong information going around about Mailbox assignments. Here are the rules: Mailboxes are assigned at check -in and you keep them while you are an active student If you withdraw for whatever reason the box is pulled and re-assigned. It is not held. Any correspondence/packages that come in with your old MSC is returned. Mailboxes should be checked daily Any questions contact either Alice Edel – Tech Express [aedel@caltech.edu](mai

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Techers received an email from Housing Maintenance on August 13th at 3:06 pm. What was it this time? More items left out where they shouldn’t be? Another facilities check? No, the email stated the air conditioning system in the South Houses was down due to a broken chilled waterline. This by nature was already grim. Just imagine - no air conditioning? In Southern California? During summer? The only thing that could’ve made the situation even worse was a heatwave, but unfortunately for Techers, t

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Caltech Women’s Soccer team had their second home game of the season, their first home game where Caltech students can watch, this past Saturday in the Caltech North Field against La Verne. The starting team, Sophie Steven (CS ‘26, Venerable), Ellie Yamada (BE ‘27, Ricketts), Marie Choi-Schattle (ME ‘27, Fleming), Georgia Malueg (CS/BEM ‘25, Fleming), Juni Polansky

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On Sunday, October 6th around 10:30pm, a fire was reported in the Keck Engineering Laboratories. The building was evacuated, fire extinguished, and no injuries reported. A burst sprinkler pipe caused flooding of all floors 2 and below, resulting in significant water damage. According to the Caltech Notification System, the building will remain closed until further n

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Local Happenings in Pasadena New students, welcome to Caltech! There’s a lot of great places in and around Pasadena, ranging from flea markets, art stores, boba arcades, and free museums. Seasonal events: Knott’s Scary Farm Now - November 2, >$60 Knotts Berry Farm Marking its 51st year in the running, Knott’s Berry Farm turns into a haunting park of themed mazes and attractions, with scare actors, spooky decorations, and impressive themed mazes with immersive environments. **P

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Do you dream of shaping the future of space exploration, working alongside leaders in the field, and engaging directly with NASA, astronauts, and industry pioneers? The Keck Institute for Space Studies (KISS) at Caltech offers an incredible opportunity for graduate students and postdocs through its renowned KISS Affiliates program—an experience that promises to elevate your research, expand your professional network, and immerse you in the discussions that shape space missions. *What is KISS?

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There’s a good sandwich, nay, a great sandwich at Broad Café. Quite honestly, this sandwich is glorious. This sandwich is there to pick you up when you are down. It fills you up when you are empty. It is the Chipotle Grilled Cheese sandwich. On days when I forgot my lunch, or didn’t have time to meal prep… maaaan, I know exactly what I’m getting on Caltech campus. It’s Broad Café’s Chipotle Grilled Cheese sandwich. That sandwich could save lives. It’s got toasted sourdough, melted cheddar chees

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September 24, 2024 Print edition (PDF)

I’ve always said that playing rugby in America is like being a humanities student at Caltech (we’d know, our interim club Treasurer is an Economist). Caltech has always been a bastion of sporting prowess out on the west coast but times-are-a-changin. Kevin Gilmartin, VP and Faculty Dean of Students, recently slid into our Outlook DMs to announce a pivot “away from sporting extracurriculars [in] the application process.” Concerned that our sporting heritage might fall to the wayside, a diverse gr

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The Associated Students of the California Institute of Technology (ASCIT) Board of Directors (BoD) has announced that, for the first time, both the Student Faculty Conference (SFC) and the newly established Student Life and Experience Conference (SLEC) will take place in April 2025. These two conferences, scheduled back-to-back on April 10 and April 11, 2025, in Ramo Auditorium, aim to engage students, faculty, and administrative staff in critical discussions about improving both the academic an

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“Storm Cloud: Picturing the Origins of Our Climate Crisis,” an exhibition at The Huntington Library, Art Museum, and Botanical Gardens, opened on September 14. It explores how the environment was documented during a period of rapid industrialization and globalization. The name of the exhibition references a series of lectures from 1884 called “The Storm Cloud of the Nineteenth Century” by John Ruskin, a writer and art critic. In these lectures, Ruskin was apprehensive about the effects of indus

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Man Edition By Unknown TL;DR: Gus’s is a fantastic BBQ restaurant not far from campus. Upon arrival, I noticed that the place was lively and a bit noisy, with tables feeling somewhat cramped. However, the service was impressively fast, with waiters frequently checking in on us. There’s free parking available in the back, but it’s worth noting that the restaurant tends to get very crowded, so making a reservation is definitely recommended. Appetizers: Cast Iron Cornbread: This d

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Embedded in the story of food is the story of people: in modern society, the people who grow and harvest it, the people who distribute it, the people who cook it, and if we are at a restaurant, the people who serve it. Eventually, it reaches us. Cooking and eating together are essential parts of our days and lives. However, at one restaurant in Pasadena, food is the story of… a robot. CaliExpress by Flippy is a partnership between Miso Robotics, the Cali Group, and PopID. Miso Robotics was foun

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The first time I felt an overwhelming sense of hopelessness and loneliness at Caltech, I had yet to hear the Fleming cannon fire even once. Stuck in a tiny Braun room on an otherwise nondescript July day, I sat there recalling the events of the previous days. It was the summer before my freshman year, barely a few weeks into the FSRI program, and I had another Title IX investigation meeting to join later that day — a new yet now-regular occurrence thanks to one man’s selfish, callous actions. A

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ASCIT Board of Directors Announces New Student Life and Experience Conference (SLEC) alongside 2025 Student Faculty Conference (SFC) The Associated Students of the California Institute of Technology (ASCIT) Board of Directors (BoD) has announced that, for the first time, both the Student Faculty Conference (SFC) and the newly established Student Life and Experience Conference (SLEC) will take place in April 2025. These two conferences, scheduled back-to-back on April 10 and April 11, 2025,

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Trey’s review: TL;DR: Gus’s is a fantastic BBQ restaurant not far from campus. Upon arrival, I noticed that the place was lively and a bit noisy, with tables feeling somewhat cramped. However, the service was impressively fast, with waiters frequently checking in on us. There’s free parking available in the back, but it’s worth noting that the restaurant ten

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Many people question what the end of summer may mean. The end of an era of relaxation? The dawn of a new stick season? Or the letter ‘r’? The end of the summer can mean different things for different people. For some, it’s the end of time with family. After flying across the globe to meet the people you love, this might be the time you say goodbye. And the time when you have more than 12 hours to yourself in a flying metal tin can. Although, if you haven’t got a window seat, the entertainment

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The academic year is here, and with it, a playlist to remind you why you can be glad summer is over! As many of you may be aware (some of you probably much more than you’d like to be), numerous parts of the world experienced intense heat waves over the past few months. Just a few weeks ago in LA, temps soared into triple digits for days. The playlist for this edition of The Tech compiles songs to take you back to those toasty days so you can either (A) relive the joy and lack of responsibility

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June 11, 2024
June 4, 2024 Print edition (PDF)

Last April, Theater Arts at Caltech (TACIT) staged the part one beta version of Earth Data: The Musical, an original musical inspired by real-life research at JPL. With shows held on the 25th, 26th, 27th, and 28th, this was the culmination of seven months of workshops—students and staff from every corner of the Caltech/JPL community acting, singing, and ideating in concert. The musical is part of Blended Worlds, Caltech/JPL’s submission to

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Hello everyone! In case you haven’t heard, Professor Dana Murphy, Associate Professor of Black Studies and English at Caltech, was recently terminated. We, the students of Caltech, are writing a petition to request that the Caltech administration reinstate Professor Murphy and recognize the importance of Black studies at Caltech. We are collecting signatures and/or comments about Professor Murphy to present to these administrators. If you would like to contribute, please fill out the following G

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In its current form, the Tech is fundamentally a student-run campus newspaper. This means we report on events that take place at and around Caltech through a distinctly Caltech lens. We strive to publish timely and exigent pieces about what’s going on (but only in a very small corner of the world). We also have been known to publish slightly less-Caltech-related content (namely reviews of media), although even then, I feel the best review will be one through a Caltech lens. Is this a topic the

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Whether you’re having a bonfire at the beach, or camping in the woods, s’mores season is officially here, and with it, a playlist to absolutely scorch your ‘mallows to. I’ll admit it, I have a LOT of hot takes, but this isn’t one of them: s’mores marshmallows have no right to be charred beyond recognition. But I think we can all agree that setting marshmallows on fire is the (mostly) innocent entertainment we all cherish. So, I made a playlist that you can enjoy while spending time with good com

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Editor’s note at bottom of article. Caltech and JPL are enmeshed financially, politically, and scientifically with Raytheon Technologies, a major weapons manufacturer which sells large amounts of weapons to the Israeli Defence Force. Raytheon’s complicity with the Israeli state’s murder of Palestinian civilians has been made clear by various international government bodies and human-rights watch groups. Caltech and Raytheon Caltech, and JPL which it manages, are world-renowned for in

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Red Door: the campus café so inextricable from Caltech existence that it requires no introduction. How, then, to reword this introduction for the fourth entry in this series? As part of an ongoing effort to make the voices of Red Door staff heard in The California Tech, ensuing something of a hiatus in recent issues, the following interview was conducted with Deveon Howard, the Assistant Manager of Red Door. ![Photo of Manager Deveon Howard, standing on the lawn outside Red Door with a smile

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This past February, Caltech graduate students and postdocs unionized to form Caltech Graduate Researchers and Postdocs United-United Auto Workers (CGPU-UAW) with overwhelming support. Over 76% of graduate students and 83% of postdocs voted yes, with historic voter turnouts of over 72% and 52% respectively. This win was a culmination of over two years of conversations between graduate student workers and postdocs, connecting over our shared desire to make Caltech the best it can be for all of us.

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As a hub of innovation and discovery, the Division of Engineering and Applied Science (EAS) at Caltech is continually evolving. Caltech offers an array of resources to support its students, however, a challenge often lies in the awareness and accessibility of these resources. The structure of EAS Division fosters independence, which often leads to an unintentional disconnect between departments, restricting the exchange of resources and information. This is why I am excited to introduce the EAS

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In an email to faculty on January 30, 2024, which was shared with the Tech, President Rosenbaum wrote that, “Two questions that have arisen in recent campus conversations concern the value of standardized testing, and the appropriate role of extracurricular activities, in admissions decisions. We have asked the Advisory Committee [on Undergraduate Admissions Policy] to accord these questions high priority and, if possible, to offer their recommendations on standardized testing by the end of Ma

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In an email to faculty on January 30, 2024, President Rosenbaum wrote that, “Two questions that have arisen in recent campus conversations concern the value of standardized testing, and the appropriate role of extracurricular activities, in admissions decisions. We have asked the Advisory Committee [on Undergraduate Admissions Policy] to accord these questions high priority and, if possible, to offer their recommendations on standardized testing by the end of March and on extracurricular activit

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The California Tech Sponsored Workout 2: As your friendly neighborhood former Dabney Athman, I have a great passion for trying to get people to go to the gym. As part of these efforts, I would like to give you a nice example workout. And guess what? Today is leg day! Squats A great leg exercise you can do either with weight or with a copy of your favorite campus publication, The California Tech Lunges While you’re doing lunges, picture yourself lunging towards the journalistic integrity

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A brief, abridged recapitulation of the events of this academic year, in very rough chronological order. Enjoy! The Tech published the Rotation schedule for the first time since 2019. SPECTRE library’s famous life size ‘Anakin’ figure was found in the dumpster outside Fleming House. Blacker House’s potato cannon and two of Ricketts House’s traditional ‘skits’ were banned from Rotation. The “Question the Quail” column and other satire content in the Tech continued to irk campus administ

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On May 25, Homage to Nature was unveiled at The Huntington Library, Art Museum, and Botanical Gardens. Created by Mineo Mizuno, a California-based Japanese American artist, the sculpture appreciates wood in its natural state while highlighting related climate issues and ramifications. Mineo Mizuno, Homage to Nature, 2024. _Photo: Elon Schoenholz/The Huntington

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Verse 1 Caltech isn’t particularly accustomed to non-academic drama; just take a look at this edition’s front page. Mellow Drama, however, is a Caltech quintet, setting out to prove that we could all do with just a little bit of rock and roll lighting up our music scene. Sylvia Plath observed that ‘melodrama thrives solely upon exaggeration’. Well, to avoid the artistic cynicism of Plath, and to not cramp the style of Lorde’s second album, the group drew on their more relaxed musica

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Voting. It is every citizen’s right, or in this case every Caltech undergraduate’s right. Every year we as an undergraduate student body elect people to all manner of positions: ASCIT President, IHC Chair, CRC and BOC chairs, and of course, Tech Editor. Or at least some fraction of us do, ranging from a quarter to half of the student body actually voting in ASCIT elections. (You can see the exact numbers on all the past election forms on Donut, [donut.caltech.edu/1/surveys](https://donut.calte

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May 23, 2024

*Editor’s note: This is the text of a 35,000-word manifesto as submitted to The California Tech by the serial ditch day faker and alarmist known as Jeff. The text was sent in May 2024 to The California Tech by the person who calls himself “GTBF,” identified by the OSE as Jeff, whom authorities have implicated in three counts of Engaging students at hours that prevent a full night of sleep and 16 **Engaging students in activities without information about what is going to happen to them or du

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May 17, 2024 Print edition (PDF)

On Monday, April 29th, there were two on campus demonstrations for Palestine. The first took the form of a silent sit-in on the lawn of the Center for Student Services (CSS) building in the morning from 10:30 to 12:00. The sit-in was set to coincide with the “Deans and Donuts” event which was scheduled for 11:00am, however the latter event was canceled in an email to undergraduates at 10:15am with no explanation. The protestors moved from the CSS lawn to outside the Red Door Cafe at around 11:2

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As your friendly neighborhood former Dabney Athman, I have a great passion for trying to get people to go to the gym. As part of these efforts, I would like to give you a nice example workout. Dumbbell Bicep Curls with Static Hold This exercise will help give you the strength to hold a newspaper for the prolonged time it will take you to read it Farmers Carries A classic exercise that will prepare you for hauling 200 newspapers through a cold Boston morning to deliver The Tech Push Up

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In the previous issue of the Tech, we published a private letter that ~150 professors wrote to President Rosenbaum. The letter, which was not intended to be shared outside the faculty, expressed dissatisfaction with recent undergraduates’ academic performance and argued to end the Admissions Office’s standardized testing moratorium. Our purpose in publishing the letter was to ensure that students were included in this conversation, because it was clear that the faculty had no intention of doi

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Los Angeles native singer-songwriter Gracie Abrams released “Risk” on May 1, over a year since she last had new music. Abrams initially gained traction in 2020 with her honest and personal songwriting, showcased on her EPs (minor, This Is What It Feels Like) and singles such as “Stay” and “Mess It Up.” Since then, she has performed as an opener for Olivia Rodrigo’s SOUR Tour and released her debut album Good Riddance. The album had a North American headline tour that sold out in less th

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The Office of Student Experience (OSE), hosted in that little yellow house at the corner of Hill and Del Mar, is comprised of: residential experience, student engagement and event management, first-year programs, finances and operations, and the faculty in residence. However, for undergrads at least, when we think of the OSE, the main topic that comes to mind is event registration. In my time as Ricketts Hovse President, I heard many complaints about this process — from their den

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Caltech is literally killing you. The workload is inundating, the stress is nonstop, and the sleep is nonexistent. But the stressors of this Institution go beyond the mental. Caltech-hired landscapers have been criticized for spraying carcinogenic herbicides around graduate student housing [Pasadena Star News, July 18, 2019], Dining Services’ takeout containers and cups are most likely leeching microplastics [Fangni et al. (2020), Journal of Hazardous Materials], and anyone with a functioning

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On Friday, April 26th, a Tech article was released that took the undergraduate population by storm. Titled “You Can and Should Do Better, Faculty Members,” it revealed how the Faculty Board had come to reinstate the standardized testing requirement for undergraduate admissions. The author publicized an internal faculty petition criticizing current student performance in two sophomore-level Electrical Engineering courses: EE 44 “Circuits and Systems” and EE 55 _"Mathematics of Electrical Engine

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Last Monday, President Rosenbaum announced a reorganization of the Student Affairs division. The changes were recommended in the final report from a Visiting Committee on Student Affairs, who were invited by the Institute to evaluate the division in February. The committee was composed of higher education professionals and student affairs leadership from a variety of peer institutions and companies such as MIT, Harvard, Carnegie Mellon, Harvey Mudd, Pfizer, and Polaris. During their visit, the o

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I guess I should start with a formal apology. I tried. I really did! But despite my best efforts to not cave into the demons telling me to go down the EDM/techno/house rabbit hole, here we are. But in all honesty, I feel like it’s pretty fitting. I’m out here trying to emulate “living in a video game” vibes, and it’s hard to find anything more effective than EDM to accomplish this. That being said, the first few songs are more alternative, but pretty quickly I descended into madness and the EDM

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On April 26th, an email from President Rosenbaum and Provost Tirrell announced an update to Caltech’s Free Speech and Expression Policy in response to ongoing protests over Gaza occurring in many campuses nationwide, including our neighboring UCLA. The old policy The former Free Speech and Expression Policy (available here) is about a page long, with five numbered points summa

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When I applied to Caltech, I applied because I was in awe of Professor Richard Andersen and the work he and his graduate students have done with brain machine interfaces (BMI) — devices that are able to both pick up neural activity and transmit signals to the brain. The Science Picture BMI systems can be open-loop or closed-loop. Open-loop means that there is a pre-programmed system output regardless of what the user is thinking. Closed-loop means that the subject is now integrated in the lo

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IHC Secretary: Elisa Grillo (Venerable BE '26) RevComm Chair: Thierno Diallo (Blacker CS '25) Athman: Raymond Provost (Page '27) ASCIT President: Sophie Elam (Fleming ESE '25) ASCIT Social Director: Ashlyn Roice (Page/Lloyd CS '26) Orange Watch Coordinator: Simon Hu (Page/Lloyd CNS '26) FoodComm Chair: Matthew Torres (Venerable BE '25) ARC Sec

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Are you a Caltech undergraduate frustrated by this year’s housing lottery? Have you been living on campus and suffering from your dorm building often being too loud or smelly or in need of maintenance? Were you conflicted between living in a House or trying your luck with the new Bechtel lottery process? There is another option! I have lived off campus (not Bechtel off, but off off) this year, and it has been fantastic! Nearly every aspect of my housing experience has been significantly improv

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May 2, 2024

On Monday, April 29th, a group of demonstrators led by Caltech Students for Justice in Palestine (SJP) in conjunction with Pasadena for Palestine and other faith-based groups from local churches. A representative of SJP stated that 2 of their members had led the march. This occurred on the same day as a silent sit-in organized by Caltech undergraduates. The march was part of a larger series of sit-ins in front of congressman Judy Chu’s office that take place every monday organized by Pasadena fo

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April 29, 2024

Happy election day! Per Article VII of the ASCIT Bylaws, voting for all ASCIT positions is now open at https://donut.caltech.edu/1/surveys/hltBeY0LQvpebayRLND2HXTAwKApwP6fCcRJDKKixYR2XlPA0K3ywRoKhABvI9Ia/take (you must be logged into Donut to see the form). All candidates’ statements can be found at https://tech.caltech.edu/2024/04/26/ascit-spring-candidate-statements/. Note on the election from Kaushal Shyamsundar, Review Committee Chair: You need to be registered as “ug” on donut (

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April 28, 2024

Editors’ Note: this article will be updated throughout the day as events unfold. Last updated: Tuesday, April 30 10:00am: According to an Instagram post by @caltechsjp, Caltech students plan to hold a peaceful protest about the ongoing Israel-Palestine conflict to take place Monday April 29th 10:30am–12:00pm. The protest is taking the form of a silent sit-in on the lawn of the Center for Student Services (CSS) building on Holliston Avenue. ![Link to Instagram post](https://xguzsk

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April 26, 2024 Print edition (PDF)

Sophie Elam - ASCIT President Candidacy Statement Hello! I’m Sophie Elam, a current junior in Fleming studying Environmental Science & Engineering. I’m going to start by keeping it entirely real with you. It’s not very often that I’m entirely confident I’m qualified for a lot of the things I do at Caltech (two whoops for all my party people in the imposter syndrome club!). However, ASCIT president

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Given recent discourse and proliferation of misinformation regarding the undergraduate fall housing lottery process, the Tech spoke to Interhouse Committee (IHC) Chair Evan Portnoi to clarify some important points. The following is based on information obtained from the IHC, the April 25 email from Vice President of Student Affairs Kevin Gilmartin, and the Housing Office website ([https://housing.caltech.edu/undergrads/housing-contract-lottery/undergrad-lottery-process](https://housing.caltech

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Last week, nostrils throughout Venerable House were greeted by the penetrating stench of sewage. Some feared that this was a new manifestation of “The Smell” which plagued the South Hovses for several months last year. Fortunately, the cause was localized to a single plumbing leak, which was quickly fixed by Housing staff. According to Venerable House Steward Shrishti Kulkarni, Housing expects any residual odors to fully dissipate by the end of this week. In unrelated news, a family of skunks w

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Editors’ note: The author requested that this piece be published anonymously, for reasons described within. Given the sensitivity of the topic and the nature of the views expressed, we determined this to be acceptable in line with the Tech’s Journalistic Principles. Undergrads, you might have noticed in the past edition of The California Tech a small section on page 2 that the Faculty Board had passed a resolution reinstating the SAT/ACT requirement. Or

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“What kind of American are you?” In this new film from Alex Garland and A24, that question takes on a different meaning. Since 2020, when Garland began writing “Civil War,” political polarization and violence have only increased. Despite its initial trailer and release during an election year, “Civil War” does not address or provide any commentary about the country’s fraught political landscape. Instead, Garland depicts unconventionally divided states of America. The United States has implod

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Get excited folks, there’s a new cowboy in Tech Town, and he’s here to bring you playlists. Moving forward, every edition of the Tech will have a themed playlist for your auditory pleasure, starting with the seasonally appropriate theme of “Songs to get Murdered To” (we <3 midterms week). That being said, you can listen to the playlist on Spotify or Apple Music with

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Dear Editors, A few months ago I learned that in the course of conducting its elections, Ricketts Hovse was unsure which exact voting method to use. At first, I and a few other alumni were shocked and disappointed; only a few years ago, a number of then students including myself had worked to switch Ricketts, several other houses, and ASCIT over to what we considered the most ideal voting system for us, the “Ranked Pairs” or “Tideman” method. But taking a step back, it makes sense that nuances

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On April 6, 2024, Caltech’s Quiz Bowl team competed at the National Academic Quizbowl Tournaments (NAQT) company’s Intercollegiate Championship Tournament (ICT). This was Caltech’s first time participating in the nationwide competition since it last qualified for ICT in 2010. Caltech competed, as it did last time, in Division II, the lower of the two divisions organized by NAQT. Caltech was represented at the ICT by Carlos Del Angel Aguilar (Chem., B.S. '24), Xander Koutsoukos (Geo., B.S. '24),

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After nearly 4 years and 8 months, Hima Vatti has stepped down from her position as Caltech’s Assistant Vice President for Equity and Equity Investigations, and Title IX coordinator. Appointed on July 16, 2019 and stepping down on March 15, 2024, Vatti was Caltech’s longest serving Title IX coordinator. According to an email sent to the Caltech community by Julia McCallin, the Chief Human Resource Officer, Ofelia Velazquez-Perez will serve as interim Title IX coordinator while a replacement is

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After nearly 4 years and 8 months, Hima Vatti has stepped down from her position as Caltech’s Assistant Vice President for Equity and Equity Investigations, and Title IX coordinator. Appointed on July 16, 2019 and stepping down on March 15, 2024, Vatti was Caltech’s longest serving Title IX coordinator. According to an email sent to the Caltech community by Julia McCallin, the Chief Human Resource Officer, Ofelia Velazquez-Perez will serve as interim Title IX coordinator while a replacement is

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If you are a cafe enthusiast stuck living the hard cold truth of Caltech, I am here for you. I too am just a simple coffee loving gal trapped in a world of problem sets. Although I love red door, sometimes I just want to get out of the campus bubble. This is why I have compiled a list of my favorite cafes around campus rated by aesthetic, studyability, and the quality of coffee/pastries. The best part is that all of these are walkable so you do not have to experience the horrors of Los Angeles p

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For many first generation college students and their families, college graduation is a celebration of innumerable sacrifices and hard work. However, if you happen to be first generation and low income (FGLI) graduation and the celebrations that come with it can be downright unattainable. Regalia starts around $100 if you buy it new. To celebrate with your family at the Senior Banquet, it costs each family member a whopping $85, and the Commencement Office does not have a fund to help students ce

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April 12, 2024 Print edition (PDF)

In the past few weeks, you’ve probably seen an extremely large influx of news about the solar eclipse, including what to do and what not to do. But something that’s probably not made its way to you on your communication channels is a phenomenon closer to home, called “Earth Day” — so I’m here to tell you a bit about it, and what to do and what not to do. Earth Day

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On February 7, due to uncertainty in their fiscal allocation for fiscal year (FY) 2024, the JPL Administration “took an exceedingly difficult workforce action” that laid off around 530 employees and 40 contractors, as described in President Thomas Rosenbaum’s letter to the Caltech community. This was done following direction from NASA to anticipate only $300 million of funding for the Mars Sample Return (MSR) mission, a sharp decline from the $822 million provided last year. Despite the $949 mil

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Dear members of the Caltech community, We, the Caltech Turtle Club, write to you with a vision for change, a vision that will not only redefine our identity but also unite us in a symbol that truly embodies the spirit of Caltech. We are here to advocate for a bold and innovative shift – a shift from a beta beaver mascot to the terrific turtle! Sign the petition here! All signatures will be added to the list below. Copy and paste this URL or click on it [https://forms.gle/NBeLYG25HzUoSaa8A]

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In less than 10 weeks, I am going to walk across a stage and receive my diploma, marking an end to four years of Caltech. Many of us are leaving with mixed feelings — we have plenty of good memories through random fun enjoyed with our friends, but also a good amount of burnout from the classic Caltech rigor, as well as the sadness of having done our first year online. However, on top of that, I am also leaving with the trauma of having to deal with a Title IX case that has dragged on for nearly

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Following the success of “Succession,” writer Will Tracy and HBO team up again for this six-episode limited series. “The Regime” centers around Chancellor Elena Vernham. A former physician, she is seven years into her fascistic reign of an unnamed Central European country known for cobalt and sugar beets. Her advisors, an ensemble of interchangeable yes-men, are devoid of dissent. Her father, a former chancellor, died the previous year from a lung condition. Paranoid that she will succumb to the

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A federal court has preliminarily approved settlements in a class action lawsuit against several US colleges. The lawsuit alleges that the colleges worked together in an anti-trust manner in order to bring down the amount of financial aid awarded. The settlements were preliminarily approved March 29, 2024 and will have a final approval hearing July 19, 2024. The universities named in the suit are Brown University, California Institute of Technology, University of Chicago, Columbia University, C

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Cultures reflect how persons in communities interact to form special bonds and experiences. Caltech has always had a distinctive culture, much of it lodged in its undergraduate experience and carried forward by its alumni. The distinctive features of this culture go far to make Caltech special and to distinguish Caltech from other top science institutions like MIT. Yet, there are strong signs that much of the best of Caltech’s culture has not survived the pandemic. Significant cultural losses s

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The new system for room picks has officially been implemented, and all of the information is available online, along with a full schedule. The important changes are as follows. The lottery for summer housing is happening first. This is the same process as previous years. Afterwards, we will begin the fall housing lottery. The first big change is that after releasing the school-wide lottery numbers, the houses will go first. This is before unaffiliated residences choose their rooms. Another chan

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March 12, 2024 Print edition (PDF)

The Tech recently received an anonymous tip warning of a secret plan by H_____ M___, which may already be in progress, to steal the Caltech Beaver. Very little is known about H_____ M___; all attempts by Tech reporters to ascertain their true identity seem to be met with a powerful amnestic force. The only piece of evidence that was approved for print by Caltech’s Infohazard Repression Bureau (IRB) was a photograph of a bulletin board detailing what appear to be the fruits of a reconnaissanc

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We’re not just a STEM school! On Valentine’s Day (February 14th for our unfamiliar Techers), the Caltech Arts Guild hosted it’s debut event Wine* and Cheese canvas painting and origami night hosted in the Blacker Hovse dining hall. With over 70 attendees over the course of the evening including grad students and undergrads alike, at least 10 pounds of cheese in addition to other consumables were vanquished. After the successful night, the club has since gathered more funding to continue to h

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Last Saturday at 11:22am, Regular Decision acceptance letters went out to Caltech’s Class of 2028. Quick facts: Caltech received approximately 13,000 total applications for Class of 2028, comparable to Class of 2027’s 13,136 applications. This is the fourth undergraduate class since Caltech stopped accepting SAT/ACT scores. This is the second year since Caltech switched to Restrictive Early Action (REA). The total number of students accepted into the Class of 2028 has not been announc

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To recap, I have been writing reviews on episodes of the Apple TV+ series, Lessons In Chemistry. Honestly, I don’t know why people subscribe to Apple TV+. I’ve tried watching The Morning Show—awful. I watched 93% of the 3-hour-and-26-minute-long movie, Killers of The Flower Moon—the most boring movie I’ve ever seen with the most bland acting imaginable, and then Brendan Fraser appears at the end. Why? Needless to say, my time spent watching things on Apple TV+ has been time lost, time I’

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The staged reading took place in Frautschi & Mie Rehearsal Hall on March 1st. The cast, from left to right: Molly Goldstein, Wendy Worthington, Adela Paez, Peter James Smith, and the author. Not pictured, though he was essential, is stage manager Eric Han. (Kevin Delin) _“What if we could prevent miscommunication, heartbreak, and social isolation simply by cracking the universal human code? Mathematics is, after all, the language of the universe, and aren’t we stardust? Carbon-based? Aren’t we

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The athletics facilities here at Caltech include 2 main gymnasiums: Scott Brown Gym and the newer Braun Athletics Facility. Brown Gym has been undergoing renovations, and after some of these renovations, the main entrance to the facilities was temporarily relocated from Braun to Brown. However, on December 5th, Caltech’s Environmental, Health, and Safety (EHS) Office was notified that a sample of dust collected in a private office in Brown returned detectable amounts of asbestos. Calt

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Pasadena recently had primary elections and re-elected Mayor Victor Gordo. Not long before, he gave the State of the City address on February 29th at the Cahill Center for Astronomy and Astrophysics here at Caltech. The State of the City speech highlighted many of the city’s accomplishments and victories over the past year. The theme of the talk was “Leaping into the future”, and to this end the city is on track to be carbon free by 2030. The city is also reclaiming the 710 highwa

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Caltech’s innovative, industrious research apparatus hides a dirty secret: a reliance on fossil fuels. But that is set to change. Last fall, President Rosenbaum endorsed a proposal from the Caltech Sustainability Advisory Council to source carbon-free energy for Campus. This proposal allows Caltech’s facilities to electrify campus operations and begin negotiations with Pasadena Water and Power (PWP) to source green energy. Currently

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February 27, 2024 Print edition (PDF)

Members of Caltech PBU with the banner they painted for the PBU Launch event in January. When I sat down with Elena Priesen-Reis, a 2nd-year graduate student in Material Science, to discuss Plant-Based Universities (PBU) at Caltech, one word frequently reappeared: “community”.** **Elena brought the idea of PBU from her experiences at her undergraduate institution, the University Coll

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When I pinged off my Caltech grad application, a little over a year ago, it started something like: I am passionate about applying to the California Institute of Technology in order to escape the effing rain. I herald from a small, mountain-ridden, Jet stream-bitten island, quite far East of our Californian Eden. Such topographical (mis)-fortune means that Brits are a little more accustomed to the weather of late than many of you West Coast folk. If I had a buck for every time someone had a

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From January 29 to February 2, the Tech conducted an anonymous poll regarding undergraduate students’ experiences with Caltech’s Title IX Office. The poll was conducted via a Microsoft Office Form, requiring respondents to sign in with Caltech credentials to confirm their identity, but did not save their identity with the responses. The Tech received verbal approval from the Institutional Review Board to publish the results of the poll in aggregate form. The poll yielded 125 responses from C

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Last month, over 140 professorial faculty signed and submitted to the administration a petition calling for the reinstatement of the SAT as a criterion for admissions. In other words, rather than continuing with the testing moratorium which has been in place since 2020, signatories are urging the admissions committee to return to a test-optional platform for future cycles. “We have more qualified students applying than there are spots at Caltech,” noted Centennial Chair Professor and petition s

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Spoilers Ahead, brief mention of self-harm Coming out of retirement once again, Miyazaki’s latest film The Boy and the Heron is wonderfully filled with themes of love, grief, and accepting change. Fans of Studio Ghibli are no stranger to different film’s use of vibrant colors and mystical elements, as seen in Howl’s Moving Castle, My Neighbor Totoro, and Spiri

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ASCIT Vice President of Non-Academic Affairs / IHC Chair (2 Candidates) Jonathan Booker Hey everyone! For those of you who don’t know me, my name is Jonathan Booker. I’m a junior in Ricketts Hovse studying Physics and Computer Science. During my time here at Caltech, I’ve had the privilege to serve in many campus-wide leadership roles and have been deeply investe

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Editor’s note: We offered anonymity because the author feared reprisal from the athletics department if they expressed these views publicly. Given the Tech’s shortage of reporters, this topic would likely never come to light otherwise. To the Editor of the California Tech, I write to you in hopes of shining light on an issue that has been a fork in the road for many Caltech athletic teams. I am requesting to stay anonymous due to a fear of the likely repercussions on my athletic career b

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Reality is usually stranger than fiction. As a member of the Generation “Zoomer,” I habitually inundate my hopelessly instant gratification addicted brain with an astonishing amount of content, which means it’s exceedingly difficult to surprise me. So when I entered Dabney Lounge on Friday night, utterly and thoroughly burned out after a long day of frantically grinding a problem set (AND scrambling to make this issue of the Tech happen), I wasn’t expecting much from the experience. And I was

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The National Labor Relations Board (NLRB) held elections for Caltech graduate students and postdocs earlier this month to vote on whether they wanted to unionize and be represented by Caltech Grad Researchers and Postdocs United-UAW (CGPU-UAW). With affirmative votes from seventy-six percent of grad students voters (799 out of 1045) and eighty-three percent of postdocs voters (240 out of 290), the Caltech graduate and postdoctoral community has voted to unionize. Seventy-three percent of graduat

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February 6, 2024 Print edition (PDF)

Meet the Humans of Red Door: Barista Minzhi Damian Wilson | Humans of Caltech Minzhi, a Red Door barista. Red Door: the campus café so inextricable from Caltech existence that it requires no introduction. How, then, to reword this introduction for the second entry in this series? As part of an ongoing effort to make the voices of Red Door staff heard in _The California Tec

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Title IX Case Delays Are Not Isolated Occurrences Maxwell Montemayor, Cristian Ponce | News In the January 16th issue, the Tech reported on a 16-month-long Title IX Case regarding a hidden camera incident. Since then, more students have contacted the Tech to share their experiences with Caltech’s Title IX Office. In the interest of privacy, their identities will not be disclosed. Students who filed Title IX complaints will be referred to as complainants, and the subjects of the comp

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Caltech’s Core Problem (You’re not ignorant, the system is) Jessie Gan | Opinion The class that plagued me the most during last Fall term was Ch 21a, Physical Chemistry, which is an introduction to Quantum Mechanics for chemistry-related majors. My freshman and sophomore years were honestly pretty rough, but these were all supposed to build my skills as a science student here. As a Junior, I was hoping to excel in courses directly related to my major. You can then imagine my disappo

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Man vs. Mannion Full House Cantonese Restaurant in Chinatown – Well Known Chinatown Restaurant Serves a Good Meal But Needs Some Work If It Wants To Shine Again Tom Mannion When reviewing a Cantonese Restaurant, you should see a meal where primary ingredients are the focus. A lobster will shine as a lobster - simply steamed with seasonings such as garlic, ginger, green onion and cilantro. Your dishes should be well-balanced. None of the non-primary ingredients should take over the d

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If This is to End in Fire… Otis Otieno | Culture Left to right: Tyler, Ahaan, Ai-Dan, Nat, Sophie, Maverick, Neev, Danela. On this day, they carved out the former president’s door and brought it to Hell as a prank. I am a big believer in destiny, that commander of events that places people where they need to be exactly when they need to. It is that destiny that p

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Lunar New Year Ai-Dan Le | Culture As the beginning of February comes back around, you may notice an increase in red or dragon imagery on campus or around Pasadena; Lunar New Year is approaching on the 10th, a celebration of a new year timed by the lunar calendar instead of solar calendar. For the unfamiliar, it is one of the most culturally significant holidays in some

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Local Happenings in Pasadena Ashlyn Roice | Local EVENTS FOR THE WEEK OF FEBRUARY 6 - FEBRUARY 13! Hey Caltech! For the first installment of the Off-Campus Events Newsletter, we’ve got a play, Lunar New Year celebrations, one of LA’s largest food events, and a magical garden installation! ● For the aspiring playwright: Matthew Bourne’s Romeo and Juliet is starting its one month run in LA’s Ahmanson Theater starting on January 30. The Guardian gave the play 5 stars during its London r

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Question the Quails Where do babies come from? Well, you see, the stork union is a bit outdated, and the cabbage patch had to close down due to budget cuts. So, in today’s modern world, babies have found a new, unconventional origin – the Mongolian Grill. It turns out that after consuming a delightful feast at a Mongolian Grill, the body undergoes a magical transformation. As you indulge in the flavorful concoctions of stir-fried goodness, a secret alchemical reaction occurs within your

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Page House’s Mural Saga Continues Ankita Nandi (ASCIT Director of Operations) | Op-Ed Each undergraduate house has a unique culture. Pretty much every Caltech student ever would agree. Parts of what makes house cultures unique, since they are so intertwined with their physical spaces, are the murals in each house. The murals can range in theme throughout each house and the campus as a whole. In the case of Page House, the murals on some doors and hallways are often associated with past ye

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Sinister Six Thirty Victoria Davis | Culture Column about Lessons In Chemistry Apple TV+ series: Season 1 Episode 2: Her and Him (Content warning: sexual violence) To remind readers where we left off in the previous episode, Elizabeth Zott — female chemist in the 1950s who mastered out of her UCLA Ph.D. program and became a lab technician at Hastings — is now working in Dr. Calvin Evans laboratory. The two became friendly while he stole her lunches, but an instance where Evans enter

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President, Provost, VPSA Convene Faculty Advisory Committee on Undergraduate Admissions Policy Michael Gutierrez, Lilia Arrizabalaga, Mahak Mathur | News In the wake of a petition to President Thomas Rosenbaum signed by more than 140 faculty members, the Institute has moved to form a committee for evaluating current admissions standards as predictors of success at Caltech. The Context In Spring 2020, due to the exacerbated inequity of access to standardized testing during the pandem

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A Reflection on Student Leadership Lily Coffin | Opinion In the two years that I have been a Social Director for Ricketts Hovse, I have had more than a few opportunities to explore undergraduate student-administration relationships at Caltech and where they have broken down. I have watched my peers in student leadership be ignored and shut down by members of administration. As a frosh, I asked my seniors what could be done to be heard; to get our events back; to improve our relationship w

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January 16, 2024 Print edition (PDF)

Free As In Speech, Not As In Laundry Alem Snyder | Opinion The laundry machines in all Caltech Undergraduate Housing have recently switched from an ID card-operated payment system to a smartphone app-based system. Previously, users of laundry machines could swipe their student card and the bill was charged to their bursar account. Bechtel Residence and Avery House have had this new system for a few years, but the decision was recently made to retrofit the existing North and South House was

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Caltech Graduate Students and Postdocs Will Vote on Unionization David Abramovitch, Sam Whitehead | Opinion _ _ On November 30, 2023, Caltech grad students and postdocs filed union authorization cards with the National Labor Relations Board (NRLB). Earlier that day, around 100 grads and postdocs joined together to deliver a letter to Provost Tirrell, signed by over 500 grads and postdocs, requesting a fair union election process and that the Institute remain neutral rather than engaging

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Dear Orange, What is this column about? This is the first time I’m seeing “Dear Orange” in this paper or hearing about it at all for that matter. Please tell me more. Sincerely, Curious Well, hello curious! I am new to the Tech, in fact this is my very first feature in the paper, and I’ve got to say I am so happy to be here. My name is Orange and the simplest way to explain this column is to say that I’m here for you. A Caltech spin-off of Dear Sugar by Cheryl Strayed (also asso

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Meet the Red Door Baristas Damian Wilson | Humans of Caltech Red Door, the campus café so inextricable from Caltech existence that it requires no introduction. As such, Red Door staff—tasked with nourishing the endless onslaught of Techers that come its way—deserve as much as anyone for their voices to be heard in The California Tech. The following interview, conducted with Assistant Manager Paige Gilli, is the inaugural entry of a new series with that very aim. **Lovely to meet you, Pa

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This is two-years-old news by now, because the Tech wasn’t publishing much in 2021. But I feel it’s an important story to document nevertheless. It was Fall Term, 2021 — the first term back on campus since COVID, and the first term ever on campus for both freshmen and sophomores. We all have our “Typical Frosh L” moments during our first terms at Caltech. Some people drink too much at

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“Latinx”: Pronouns, language, and gender. Lilia Arrizabalaga | Managing Editor | Editorial You have probably heard the term latinx. You may have even used it before. And if you’re a friend of mine, you’ve probably heard me complain about it. Designed as a more inclusive and gender-neutral alternative to latino/latina, many members of the community it sets out to describe (myself included) have problems with it. To start with, the term latin/o/a/x is a pan-ethnic term which gro

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Chemist? Nah, Definitely A Secretary or Pageant Lady (Lessons In Chemistry Apple TV+ series: Season 1 Episode 1: Little Miss Hastings) Victoria Davis | Managing Editor | Culture My friend read the popular book, Lessons In Chemistry, by Bonnie Garmus. It is a fiction novel that takes place in the late 1950s and early 1960s chronicling the flagrant sexism and career ups and downs of chemistry laboratory technician turned TV cooking show host, Elizabeth Zott. To the plight of the story’s au

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Best of: TQFRs Teaching quality feedback reports, or TQFRs provide an opportunity for students to share their experiences, either positive or negative, about classes they have taken. In this new column we will look at some of the most entertaining. FA 2023-24 — Ae/CE 221 Space Structures Dear Ae221, what say to you? Nobody once told me, this course was gonna roll me, Not the sharpest gore in the balloon volume. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the

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Feel Free to Cancel Me It’s ok Umran Koca | Opinion In true Caltech fashion, the content for this article came about over midnight coffee at Red Door Café. I was sitting with a group of friends when the topic shifted to freedom of speech on campus. The atmosphere grew heavy and quiet. We were all afraid of saying the “wrong” thing. Finally, I broke the tension. “Have I told you about the time my East Asian friends canceled me?” We burst out in laughter, and the conversation got going.

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In a Title IX case characterized by incessant delays, non-disclosure agreements, and frustration, a conclusion was finally reached late last November. The case dates from July 17th, 2022, when a student participating in the Freshman Summer Research Institute (FSRI) hid a camera in a communal bathroom in a Bechtel Residence suite. Within the first 72 hours, the owner of the camera was identified, video footage of the camera’s installation was discovered, and members of the suite received an apol

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November 28, 2023 Print edition (PDF)

RUMORS “Students run for the Board of Control so that they can acquit their friends of Honor Code violations.” “Faculty think I’m lying when I say I’m sick.” “Houses send out answer keys so that everyone can get the answers.” “Students sit down in large groups and collaborate on exams.” “Professors intentionally create tests and problem sets which are impossible to finish.” “Administrators are actively working against students.” **WHAT IS THE PROBLEM ** These rumors, whic

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From the athman of a house that never shows up Interhouse basketball just finished, and I would like to reflect on the season. Dabney showed up to a full 3 out of our 7 games and proudly lost all of them. Personally, I scored a whole one point for my team which is more than I ever could have imagined given basketball is my least favorite sport and I don’t actually know all the rules. Despite all this, I still had a lot of fun. Sure, getting dunked on repeatedly across

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In a shocking development that has significantly impacted the political scene, Congressman George Santos from New York’s 3rd congressional district is under intense scrutiny due to allegations of fraud and deceit. This situation has led to a thorough investigation by the House Ethics Committee. George Santos, the first openly LGBTQ+ Republican elected to Congress, has been engulfed in controversy following the discovery of his fabricated biography and employment history. Investigations ha

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Introduction: In the dystopian world of Panem, where each choice defines destinies and the division between good and evil is blurred more often than not, “The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes” dives into the core conflicts present in the entire Hunger Games franchise. Themes of desperation, morality, and the human condition are revisited by diving into the origin story of the tyrannical President Coriolanus Snow, the originator of the state of the Games that we saw in the main

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There has been a lot of buzz about the vague spectre of “admin” banning undergraduate house events, both during and outside Rotation this year. In continuing this discussion between tradition and inclusivity, the Tech interviewed Dr. Kevin Gilmartin, Vice President for Student Affairs, to get his perspective on the matter. Our conversation focused on two specific issues: Blacker Hovse’s Potato Cannon, and Ricketts Hovse’s Rotation Dinner Skits. Blacker’s Potato Cannon, built for a Ditch Day s

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The most fundamental tenet of a Caltech undergraduate education is training students to collaborate effectively in order to solve the most difficult problems in science and math today. And yet, the sanctity of every common lounge space in every undergraduate house, the home of collaboration, is at risk due to a recent renovation effort by the Housing Office. House stewards are students responsible for facilitating communication between the houses and the Housing Office. Stewards were initial

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Looking to get your holiday light fix? Check out these locations: Holiday Light Spotting in the Neighborhoods: Christmas Tree Lane Free, drive or walk 5:30 pm - 12 am Santa Rosa Avenue, Altadena, CA Come enjoy the true holiday spirit at one of the oldest Christmas light displays in a tradition going back over a hundred years. The all-volunteer group bedazzles nearly a mile of the street with lights lining all the trees in a beautiful display of community. Be sure to come to t

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If you are a friend, an enemy, or even a vague acquaintance of mine, you have likely heard me tell you to write for the Tech. And yet my research has shown the vast majority of you have never written for the tech! What utter disgrace, frankly I’m disappointed. So in an effort to convince more of you to write for the tech I have written a very comprehensive guide about how to write for the tech. Step 0. Find a topic (optional). Find something you’re passionate about or something you think

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For long-time fans of the Five Nights At Freddy’s (FNAF) franchise, the creator Scott Cawthon’s departure from video games as a medium to film was a highly anticipated one. In between false positives and speculation, the FNAF movie finally released on October 27, 2023, just in time for the Halloween season. While generally positively received, there was still some controversy surrounding the movie regarding changes to the canon storylines of the original game, and a low rating from the film crit

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Caltech’s rigorous academic environment is well-known, but to shed some new light on the actual daily grind of undergraduates. At the California Institute of Technology, a campus known for its intense academic focus, the life of an undergraduate is often seen as a mystery of time management and intellectual endurance. To understand this better, I decided to conduct an unofficial survey (N=12) to shed some new light on the actual daily grind of undergraduates. It focused on their academic worklo

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PASADENA, CA — In a based and green-pilled display of social responsibility, the California Institute of Technology reported its first year of carbon neutrality since 1898, according to a press release issued by the CalTech Sustainability Council on Monday. “It wasn’t an easy transition. We all had to acknowledge our privilege and make sacrifices,” said Simone Delgado, the transient who lives in the spare closet in Arms Laboratory. “But as much as I miss devouring the copious amounts of leftove

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Q: “I’m stumped on what to get for my significant other who seems to have everything. Any unique gift ideas that show thoughtfulness?” Mary Juana A: I offer thou a poem: I’m a mystery man, known far and wide, My special packages, they bring joy and pride. To all my friends, I send them away, Wrapped with care to brighten their day. Some contain laughter, some hold a big big surprise! But all are cherished, no matter their size. I’m the sender of parcels, the bearer of glee, Guess who

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Hey Caltech! Ever wanted to mess with MIT, the city of LA, or the entire school but never knew how? Look no further than the Caltech Prank Club—pranking the Mid Institute of Technology since 1891! (probably) What do we do? Pranks! (Duh) Caltech has a long history of prank culture: https://www.admissions.caltech.edu/why-caltech/student-life/traditions-pranks/pranks [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calt

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INTRODUCTION In mid-October, the Caltech Undergraduate Admissions Office held their annual Caltech Up Close (CUC) event. This year the program accepted 194 high school seniors, nearly double the 103 present the previous year. According to the Undergraduate Admissions website, the program is designed for “students of exceptional promise and will focus on the experiences of students from historically underserved backgrounds in STEM.” Selected participants have opportunities to “Explore Calte

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November 14, 2023 Print edition (PDF)

Out in the depths of space lie phenomena beyond our understanding. They lie in the realm of quantum gravity, the insides of black holes, wormholes, and gravitational waves. Kip Thorne (BS 62’, Blacker) and Lia Halloran explore these topics through the mediums of verse and art in their new book, The Warped Side of Our Universe. I was lucky enough to get an interview with Thorne and Halloran for the Tech in anticipation of their talk at Caltech on Monday the 13th. They were both incredibly pa

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How do you deal with academic stress and anxiety at Caltech? Here is an allegory to enlighten you about this manner: Inner Voice 1 (Superego): Oh sh*t, not again! Why does this always happen at the worst possible moment? I can’t believe I’m stuck in here with explosive diarrhea. Why does my stomach betray me like this? Inner Voice 2 (Ego): Okay, breathe. It’s going to be fine. Just breathe. Maybe it’s a passing thing. Deep breaths. I can get through this. Inner Voice 1 (Superego): Passin

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In the last couple of years, ChatGPT and other AI chatbots have surged into the spotlight as “hot topics” across various domains. From our daily interactions on social media to headline news, these conversational artificial intelligence entities have become prominent features of our lives as well as in the classroom. They’ve found their way into our academic discussions, created questions on our homework assignments, and routinely make appearances in the fine print at the bottom of course syllab

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Arriving at this institution from Denmark many tropes of the American, and indeed the Californian life seemed confirmed. Breakfasts of waffles, sweltering temperatures and affable attitudes. However, there’s one aspect that has struck me more than any other - the complete disregard for environmental concerns. From the very first day, the staggering amount of waste generated on t

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After 20 years, ArroyoFest comes back! “This is for all the people who dream of a better city with safe bikeways, public transit, parks and open spaces, walkable streets and affordable housing and a visible, diverse cultural heritage,” says Marcus Renner, co-organizer of the first ArroyoFest. This past Sunday, thousands in and around the Pasadena area left their cars at home and dusted off their rollerblades, skateboards, and bikes to take the (hopefully not) once in a lifetime chance to

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Way back in October of 2014, I rolled the dice and decided to see if there was any interest on campus in practicing mindfulness meditation in a group setting. Within a few weeks, we had a steady crowd coming to the Winnett Student Center, and I was delighted that the gamble had paid off. We dubbed ourselves the Meditation Mob, and last month we began our 10th consecutive year. This year is especially exciting because we’re finally returning to in-person meetings – and now that we’re back in

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In the North and South House undergraduate residences, the walls are filled with colors and murals. The murals have been put up continuously over the years and represent a history of student life. In order to put up a mural, the design has to be approved by both the members of the house and by housing. Caltech Housing’s website states that their mural policy is in place to “support self-expression and also help foster an enjoyable and safe living environment for all house members.” Though th

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At Caltech, a distinctive biology course introduces a new way students approach the life sciences. “The Biomechanics of Organismal Design,” taught by Professor Michael H. Dickinson, merges the concrete principles of physics with the dynamic patterns of biology. This integration offers a new perspective to students, particularly appealing to those with interests in mechanical engineering. The course tackles intriguing questions like how penguins swim, why maple seeds spin to the ground, and the

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October 31, 2023 Print edition (PDF)

Q Help! The triangle man is after me! What do i do? -Pythagoras A Did you eat those mystery berries again? Have you considered that the triangle man is not real and it may just be the mystery berries, you moron??? Ugh, but I guess its too late for that. Here’s what you can do now since you can’t stop eating these berries: TᕼE TᖇIᗩᑎGᒪE ᗰᗩᑎ Iᔕ ᑕOᗰIᑎG Tħ𝐞 ₮ʳ𝓲⃔ɑɳʛlἆᶇᶆ𝗇 ᵢₛ ₡o𝒎𝙞ⷦƞ𝔤 ₮ĦⱧ€ ŦⱤ!∆₦⛑ךɅℕ𝖘 ¯¡ร ॐ0ᴍ!и₲ /\_ / \ Nightmare /____\ NiGhTmArE

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This past week marked the conclusion of one of Caltech’s many traditions: interhouse dodgeball. Interhouse sports have been a Caltech tradition for as long as records can show, dating back to at least the 1950s, if not earlier. And, as the first interhouse sport of the year, interhouse dodgeball is an excellent opportunity to integrate the freshly rotated first year students into this long standing interhouse and intrahouse culture, all of which is accomplished by pitting them against each other

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It’s been a month since Rotation ended and I’m finally ready to talk about it again. Damn, that sounds so dramatic. It’s like I’m some celebrity breaking their silence about why the band broke up. Let me start by saying, it’s not that deep. It’s just exhausting (as I’m sure you all are aware). As we all look back on Rotation, I imagine there are common themes and experiences we all can identify with. For many, if not all, of the returning students this was our first exposure to a “covid-free”

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A group of graduate students and postdocs at Caltech have begun the process of unionizing. They have collected over 450 union cards, a supermajority of the grad students. While union cards are not a guarantee of a vote in a union election, they are a good predictor. The next step in the process is filing for a union election, where the graduate student body and the postdocs will vote on whether they want to unionize. After the union election, Caltech will have an opportunity to contest the resu

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After 20 years, ArroyoFest comes back! “This is for all the people who dream of a better city with safe bikeways, public transit, parks and open spaces, walkable streets and affordable housing and a visible, diverse cultural heritage,” says Marcus Renner, co-organizer of the first ArroyoFest. This past Sunday, thousands in and around the Pasadena area left their cars at home and dusted off their rollerblades, skateboards, and bikes to take the (hopefully not) once in a lifetime chance to

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Caltech is known for its rigorous academic environment, but beneath the surface lies a community of student-athletes who defy the odds daily, balancing their passion for their sport with the demands of academic life. One such athlete is Sam Small, a junior BioE major, minoring in Chemistry. His journey provides an enlightening perspective on what it’s like to be a student-athlete at Caltech. Waking up at 6:30 am, Sam’s day begins with a morning lift in the gym from 7 to 8:30 am. Refueling quick

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Following the C/GPU majority support rally at Caltech Hall, discussions about grad and postdoc unionization have become increasingly urgent. We are writing to endorse the movement to form a labor union for graduate students and postdocs at Caltech. Our research is diverse, spanning microbiology, environmental science, systems biology, quantum optics, and gravitational physics. Forming a union would empower us to negotiate better working conditions, which in turn will improve our ability to produ

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Caltech’s men’s and women’s cross country teams competed in the championship meet for the Southern California Intercollegiate Athletic Conference (SCIAC) this past Saturday, October 28th. The men’s team competed in a 8K course and the women’s team in a 6K course. The Caltech men’s team placed third in SCIACs, despite their anticipated ranking of fifth. Rohun Agrawal (ACM, ‘25)

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Dear graduate students, Following two letters recently published on the Tech, we write to you in our role as Directors of the Graduate Student Council to address concerns about the moderation of the gradstudents@caltech.edu mailing list, which we manage. We intend for the mailing list to be a useful tool for anyone wishing to disseminate information to graduate students. We have no desire to censor any single person or idea. At the same time, for the communication to be effective, a mi

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The Caltech women’s and men’s soccer teams played their final games of the 2023 seasons this past Saturday, October 28th. Both teams played at home, honoring their seniors with their senior day ceremonies and their performances. The women’s team played first, at 11:00 am, against Occidental College. Caltech started the game strong, with a record setting goal by Jennifer Solgaard (EE, ‘25, Lloyd) in the tenth minute. This goal marked Solgaard claiming the Career Goals record for the Caltech wom

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October 17, 2023 Print edition (PDF)

The Caltech Men’s Water Polo and Men’s Soccer teams saw success on Friday, October 13th and Saturday, October 14th – a strong start to the weekend for Caltech athletics. Men’s Water Polo took two wins for the day, beginning with a 16-6 win against Fullerton College at 10:15 AM and racking up 23-5 about an hour later, at 11:30 AM, against Crafton Hills. Eight of their 11 player roster scored in the first game alone, with sophomore Bram Schork (ME ’26, Fleming) racking up a

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New to Pasadena? Here’s some fun one-time and recurring events to check out with your friends! Seasonal events: Knott’s Scary Farm Now - October 31, >$60 Knotts Berry Farm Marking its 50th year in the running, Knott’s Berry Farm turns into a haunting park of themed mazes and attractions, with scare actors and spooky decorations. Pasadena Pumpkin Patch Monday - Friday, 12 pm - 10 pm, $2 entry (best bring cash) 900 N Lake Avenue This little patch is just up on North La

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Q I’m a grad student looking for club funding. How do I go about applying for money? -Madeline Hatter A Simple! Just follow this 4-step plan: Create a crap club that sounds interesting but niche enough to discourage participation, allowing you to retain more funds. Propose the most costly items related to your club idea, requesting all of them, and I mean ALL OF THEM! Send in a request to the treasurer of the Associated Students of Caltech (ASCIT, the undergraduate studen

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John Darnielle, lead singer for The Mountain Goats Chances are, if you ask around on campus if a person listens to the Mountain Goats, you’ll be hard-pressed to find a “yes.” But at a school with people as unique as Caltech students, you’re bound to find at least a few devoted fans. Last Friday (10.6), The Mountain Goats performed live at the Belasco, with an emotionally raw, down-to-earth, and folk-rock inspired performance. Beginning the show with an audio clip setting the theme for their nex

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A common concern heard among the undergraduates on registration day these past few terms is “there aren’t enough hums!”. Broadly referring to all Humanities and Social Science (HSS) courses offered in a given term by the word ‘hum’, what specifically does the statement mean? That there aren’t enough advanced humanities courses being offered in any given term (i.e. not enough_ total HSS courses)? That there isn’t enough breadth of courses to satisfy their interests (i.e. not enough “interesting

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Tik Tak… Tik Tak, it is almost 1 PM. Lengthy queues of visitors inundated Caltech’s halls, eager to immerse themselves in Caltech’s scientific event “Sci-Fi to Sci-Fact”. The atmosphere in Beckman Auditorium crackled with anticipation as Caltech Science Exchange organized an evening where science seamlessly merged with the silver screen, igniting imaginations and sparking AI-focused conversations. Moderated by Latif Nasser, co-host of Radiolab, this event provided a unique opportunity for its

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After arriving at Caltech, one of the first things I noticed about the campus once I finally had time to wander around was that, from what I could tell, this place lacked a consistent architectural style. There’s a mix of Spanish-style architecture like Beckman Institute, more modern-looking buildings like Chen, and silly guys like the Beckman Hall (and also ugly ass ones like Downs-Lauritsen). This mixing of styles continues inside, with some buildings like Bridge keeping their old-fashioned st

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On Friday, September 29, 2023, the Caltech Graduate Students and Postdocs United (C/GPU) hosted a rally to celebrate reaching a majority of signed union authorization cards. For those unfamiliar or just confused about the process, this was not a vote. Those in charge of the union effort made it clear that according to their recorded numbers, enough graduate students and postdocs currently support moving forward to a vote to force the issue. These same leaders have also been very vocal about the

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At the start of 2023, students began to hear rumors of major renovations coming to Braun Athletic Center and Scott Brown Gym. We heard that the distribution of gym equipment would be changing, that the athletic training office would be moving, and circulating most of all, that the locker rooms were to see major renovations. For students and members, athletes and otherwise, this was an exciting change. The locker rooms had been outdated for a long time, both in their facilities and the ideas they

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It’s the beginning of term, and the new frosh class are met with their first challenge of the year: attempting to socialize with random upperclass students. Each night for their first week at Caltech they rotate, attending events from all the houses, trying to find the perfect fit for their four years at Caltech. Then comes the cannon fire, and rotation comes to an end. The end of rotation brings every frosh a new housing assignment they have to move into. A very exhausting day follows as frosh

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While Caltech is able to house all undergraduate students who wish to live on campus, this is not the case for graduate students. Only G1’s are guaranteed housing from the Housing Office; thereafter, graduates must enter an extremely competitive lottery to live in Caltech-owned apartments. In an effort to provide more housing, Caltech bought an apartment building at 400 S Mentor on May 31, 2023. According to Redfin Real Estate, it was sold to Caltech for $7.5 million and contains 21 rental unit

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October 3, 2023 Print edition (PDF)

In the mystical realm of Yosemite National Park, where towering sequoias whisper tales of centuries past and granite giants stand as stoic sentinels to the whims of time, a brave band of Caltech students - prefrosh, returning undergrads, and grad students - embarked on a four-day backpacking and camping odyssey as a part of the annual Caltech Y hiking trip. Armed with nothing but enthusiasm, a handful of granola bars, miscellaneous decks of cards, and the spirit of adventure - they set out to co

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Figure 0. Mmm tasty data I wonder what it measures. What a lovely 3-D surface plot. You can really tell that there’s data there and some of it is different from the other data. Place your bets now about what data it is! If you guessed The Total Number of Seats in Limited Enrollment Advanced Humanities Classes (a.k.a. “hums”) from 2007 to 2022, separated by term, you were correct!

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After over two decades ofcontinuous operation, Caltech Administration has banned the firing of the potato cannon as part of Blacker Hovse’s rotation events. Built in 2002 as part of a Ditch Day stack, firing it has been a Blacker Hovse tradition ever since. “The potato cannon was my favorite rotation event last year. I’m disappointed that this year’s frosh [weren’t] able to have the same experience as I did,” says Ethan Labelson (EE ‘26, Blacker/Dabney). This rotation, Techers missed out on he

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I was eating lunch outside Broad Café with my labmates. When the time grew closer to 12:30 PM, we got up from our table to head to the rally. I was surprised—we weren’t the only group of people getting up from their table at this time. Grad students and postdocs all around got up from their tables, like us, and started heading south in unison. We were all heading in the sa

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While houses throw a significant portion of the social events during the year, ASCIT throws events open to the entire student body every term. We’ve listed an overview of the events that we both host and help out with, often with our advisor, Tom Mannion, the Senior Director of Student Activities and Alumni Engagement. A number of events are also held by the academic branch of ASCIT, the Academics and Research Committee (ARC), but also has numerous ways to connect with professors in more social

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The firing of the Fleming Cannon is a tradition that is supposed to bring pride and joy to the hearts of students every year and mark the progression of time from the end of rotation to the end of every term. However, for many students, the sound of the Fleming Cannon carries a heavy burden, evoking memories of a past they had hoped to leave behind when they came to Caltech. "Coming to Caltech was one of the most exciting moments of my life, but the sound of the Fleming Cannon sometimes reminds

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[TW: Eating disorders, starvation] For me, it was a comment from my dad that planted the seed. My friends watered it. Social media gave it light. I nurtured it myself at times, until it broke through the one thing I swore I would protect: my curiosity, my joy, my desire to learn. I couldn’t focus. I had to eat to feed my mind, so I started cutting its branches, not realizing that like a weed, it would not go away until I came for its roots. I justified my eating by the amount of work I was get

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The Caltech Men’s Soccer team has been having a groundbreaking season this year, displaying a level of excellence and resilience that has made the institute proud. Their prowess on the field has been nothing short of phenomenal, displaying a level of excellence and resilience that has resonated across the campus. Reaching a rank of 2nd in the Southern California Intercollegiate Athletic Conference (SCIAC), their highest ranking in years, and with the impressive record they’ve managed to build, i

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“Be there, do stuff,” the rotation activity announcement of Blacker Hovse, left much to be desired in terms of its specificity. Although Blacker is always famously doing a lot of “stuff,” the event in question was the Blacker Olympics, a newly minted annual tradition where lots of “stuff” happened indeed. Following Dabney Boat Tours, Chill at Page, and Ricketts Open Mic Night, the team-based, tournament-style competition centered around the promise of a massive water fight at the end, whi

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Warning: Review contains spoilers. Over this summer, the blazing-pink cinematic nuclear warhead that is Barbenheimer – the sobriquet of the dual releases of Barbie and Oppenheimer – hit theaters worldwide. In its anticipated descent and eventual blast, various memes have dominated the internet (“One ticket to [Barbenheimer], please!”) It’s fair to say that Barbie is one of the biggest cultural phenomena of the summer. Barbie got viewers showing up to the cinema as if it was a festival and a c

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September 19, 2023 Print edition (PDF)

It has often been said that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Does this ring true for Caltech undergrads? If you didn’t know, CDS breakfast is available every weekday at Browne Dining Hall, Red Door Cafe, Broad Cafe, and open kitchen, and it is also available on weekends at Browne only. However, for many of us busy beavers, breakfast is usually sacrificed for more sleep. Are we missing out? Or is it worth getting up earlier – or staying up past 7:00am – for a taste of that sweet,

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In 1988, Mobil Oil Field foreman Michele Judd stood on top of an oil platform in Paso Robles, California. She did not give much thought to the day ending or the stars coming out. To Judd, this simply signified that the workday was finishing and most of her workers would be heading home, leaving just a skeleton crew to work through the night. But years later, she remembers looking up in

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JPL continues to need internet JPL enters a new 5 year contract with the city of Pasadena for use of its fiber optic network. JPL first entered into contract with the city in 2003, less than 10 years after the original instillation of the network in the late 1990s. The new contract will earn the city $794,774 over the 5 years, or $158,955 per year. (July 31) Pasadena supports hazing Pasadena recently considered changing their urban wildlife management plan to include trapping urban co

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On January 21, the Caltech graduate student body received an email entitled “Campus Poll to Protect Wildlife”. The email, for those unfamiliar, provided a link to a poll where students could report concentrations of Fox squirrels on campus so that “yield to wildlife” road signs could be put up in strategic squirrel locations. The email set off a colorful Reply-All debate about road

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Dear Orange, What is this column about? I’m new to Caltech and don’t know much about this paper, or Caltech at all for that matter. Please tell me more. Sincerely, Curious Well, hello Curious, I too am a newcomer myself! I am new to the Tech, in fact this is my very first feature in the paper, and I’ve got to say I am so happy to be here. My name is Orange and the simplest way to explain this column is to say that I’m here for you. A Caltech spin-off of *Dear Sugar

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Last year, members of ASCIT, which is the entirety of all undergraduate students at Caltech, voted to raise dues from $33 per an academic term to $40 per an academic term by an overwhelming margin. Despite this amendment passing, as ASCIT Treasurer, I feel the need to further detail the previous and current states of ASCIT’s finances, the implications the dues increase will have in the future for the corporation, and the further justification of increasing dues last spring. ![](https://xguzskb

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Editor’s Note: This article contains discussions and mentions of sensitive topics, including rape and sexual assault. Reader discretion advised. The Caltech experience for women and non-binary folks is undeniably influenced by the fact that the majority of people at this school are men. Only in the past few decades has the undergraduate gender ratio at Caltech approached some semblance of balance. Enrollment statistics for Fall 2022 show that 55% of undergraduates are male. Not too shabby for a

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The Caltech Turtle Club is happy to showcase the turtle-y terrific winning entries from our Spring 2023 Photo Contest! We had 50 submissions this year and 9 winning entries. The Caltech Turtle Club is a casual, low commitment club that hosts activities primarily in the spring. If you like snacks, visits to local areas with turtles, and chilling or basking by the Turtle Ponds, this club is for you! We are open to all individuals associated with Caltech and JPL. Interesting in joining? Email [calt

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PASADENA, CA — It was June 2021. Caltech was preparing to welcome students back to campus for the first time since the pandemic, and tensions were high. Needless to say, these were Unprecedented Times. For incoming frosh and their families, most of whom had never had the opportunity to visit Caltech before committing, the next few months looked especially uncertain. Questions like “Will I have to sleep in a different place every day for rotation?” “When do I register for classes?” and “Will my a

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What’s the best way to choose a house? Idk. just choose what vibes are best for you. Have an open mind but also make sure that you are ranking houses where you genuinely see yourself being happy in the long term! What is rotation about? It’s a glorified show where houses attempt to show (exaggerate) what they’re all about. All houses (except for Booty House) have their unique characteristics that make them cool in their own ways, and rotation is a time in which they attempt to put them on dis

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June 29, 2023

LOS ANGELES, CA / Highland Park (June 29, 2023) – UC Berkeley Biologist Gabriel Richard Trujillo was shot and killed on June 19, 2023 in the mountains of Sonora, Mexico, as he gathered plant samples for his Ph.D. research on the evolutionary origins of Buttonwillow and how the plant could be used for wetland habitat restoration. He was originally from Arizona, and moved as a child with his family to Michigan. He attended Lake Forest College in Chicago for his Bachelor’s Degree in Biology. He wa

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June 13, 2023 Print edition (PDF)

I start this article the way I will end it - with a huge thank you. It’s as simple as that. You see, I was asked to write an article – we all were – and I appreciate that the Tech has included this new section in your newspaper. Some articles contribute to community conversations, others help frame the future or clarify the issues we are managing. But, for me, at t

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With the end of term fast approaching and the taste of freedom on the tip of the tongues of Caltech students, the knowledge of having free time for the first time in months is undeniably tantalizing. But what to do with that free time is a question that has yet to be answered. According to Mojang and Microsoft, that free time is best filled playing the newest Minecraft update: Minecraft 1.20: Trails and Tales. To determine whether your coveted, limited, precious free time should be spent playing

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It’s a beautiful day outside… the birds are singing, flowers are blooming… and it’s cloudy??? That’s right people, it’s cloudy here in beautiful Southern California. Where is the “almost 365 days of sunshine” I was promised by the Admissions Office in my acceptance letter a year ago? So here, dear reader, I write to you during a cloudy June evening in beautiful Pasadena, where I will recall to you my experience here as a frosh (plus bonus prefrosh adventures from FSRI, previously known as the F

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At around 9:10 PM on Wednesday, May 17th, the façade of our beloved Red Door Café was damaged by a piece of thrown debris. This author got to the scene in time to interview key witnesses, take photos of the incident, and grab a smoked tofu sandwich before 10 PM. Security was called to the scene by quick-thinking Red Door employee Martha, who witnessed the responsible party “try to get [a friend’s] attention” by tossing a “small rock” at the window while on her break. Worried about student and

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The Office of Residential Experience in partnership with Student Faculty Programs announces the 2023 Caltech Summer Ambassador Cohort. The Caltech Summer Ambassador ’23 Charge for the summer term is Practicing good communication with everyone Planning fun events Promoting inclusivity Gathering positive and constructive feedback Being welcoming and outgoing to all students Assignment Full Name Graduating Year Avery Bao Nguyen 2026 Avery Cat

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On Wednesday, June 7, 2023 at 2:12 p.m., Caltech undergraduates received the following email: Caltech Notification System This Timely Warning Bulletin is being issued in compliance with the Jeanne Clery Act. The purpose is to provide preventative information to the campus community to aid members from becoming the victim of a crime. Summary: On June 7, 2023, at

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The Writers Guild of America (WGA) is currently on strike. The last time this happened was in 2008 and lasted around 2 months. This current one is promising to wrap up soon as studios have been slightly giving in to the demands. So, what are the demands on the writers? They want better to pay and working conditions as well as stricter rules about AI. Personally, I have been inspi

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Learn to Fly with the Aero Association of Caltech (AACIT) While Techer culture boasts many peculiarities in the form of zany pranks, Ditch Days, interhouses, LN2 dipped pumpkins shattering at terminal velocity, and many more activities contributing to the “quirkiness” of a Caltech undergraduate experience, unbeknownst to most is the existence of the Aero Association of Caltec

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Dear Editor, This issue contains a review of several so called “tasty” food options on campus. While I cannot speak to most of them as my pallet tends towards the cautious and new things frighten and scare me, one item mentioned made me extremely opinionated. The article gives an honorable mention to two different garlic breads, the garlic bread from red door and the garlic bread from house dinner. I pride myself as a garlic bread aficionado and I am not sure either garlic bread deserve this h

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“Go to a Nordic country and commit a crime that will get you a school term of jail time… do your work remotely from there in luxury and comparative extravagance,” says Josiah Miller (Ay ‘24, Venerable). From burst pipes leaking noxious fumes, to six weeks without hot water, residents of Marks House, myself included, have experienced a seemingly unending stream of problem

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As a Caltech student, I do tend to eat at least some of my meals on-campus. And, like any other living person, I have likes and dislikes. Being the chair of the Food Committee, I feel the urge to give some shout-outs to the best food on campus served recently, so I thought I’d write an article for the Tech doing so. Without further adieu, I’d like to present my foolproof one-hundred percent unbiased take on what I think the best foods at Caltech have been lately. Red Door corn dogs I love

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2023 Undergraduate Acacdemic Awards Jin Ming Koh, a senior in Physics and Computer Science will receive the 2023 George W. Housner Prize for Academic Excellence and Original Research at commencement. This award is given to seniors in the upper 20% of their class for an outstanding piece of original scientific research. Elsa Palumbo, a senior Astrophysics and Physics, and Pavlos Stavrinides, a senior in Applied and Computational Mathematics will share the 2023 George W. and Bernice E. Green

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Attention all fans of fresh produce! On June 1st, Caltech Dining Services (CDS) hosted their first ever Pop-Up Farmers Market in the Little Browne Dining Room! Featured among the usual fruits and vegetables were Persian cucumbers, roasted yams, nectarines, and cherries. Many students lined up from 3-5 pm that day for their own tray of 2 fruits and 2 vegetables. Most opted for a cup of highly sought-after berries (both strawberries and blueberries were available), in addition to a cucumber or som

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I spent my first night at Caltech deciphering runes. Earlier that day I had been exploring the SAC and happened across an alcove with black runes painted inside. I was informed it was called the Sacrifice Room, and that the runes originated from a stack some years back. But the student I was talking to didn’t know what the runes said, so, determined to find out, I recruited two other curious prefrosh. We spent the evening huddled around iPads and scribbled notes, trying to decode the message.

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Last weekend, Blacker Hovse sought a takeover of the Eastern Sierras over the course of their two-night stay. Through attempting to summit dangerous icy peaks, establishing campsite populace dominance, thwarting frostbite whilst collecting pristine slabs of ice, and feeding duckies – memories were made and aesthetic photos were taken. One of the trip’s organizers, Sylvia Wang (EE ‘25, Blacker), was able to narrow down the campsite location an hour past Bishop by simply compiling a list of plac

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I, like most of us, grew up in an age ostensibly before generative AI. It always seemed to be something looming on the horizon, or just a movie villain. But, over the past year or two, AI has suddenly come into the public consciousness in a huge way, though generative AI like ChatGPT from OpenAI. ChatGPT has made huge advancements recently, scoring incredibly high on many standardized tests, it went from the bottom 10% of bar exam takers with GPT-3.5 to the top 10% of test takers with GPT-4.0.

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EDITORIAL: Fizz Continues to Assert Control Michael Gutierrez A couple months ago, on the front page of my very first issue of the Tech as Editor-in-Chief, I ran an article titled ‘Fizz Asserts Control’. This was meant to be a hilarious callback to previous years’ “April Fools” issues of the Tech. In 2019 there was ‘Joe Shepherd Asserts Control’, featuring an arc

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On 5/20, this year’s Make a Difference Day was a success! Caltech Y Student Leadership coordinated 9 different projects ranging from community service to ecosystem preservation and gathered 65 volunteers! MAD Day teams split up to volunteer at the Boys’ and Girls’ Club, Eco Urban Gardens, LA Arboretum, LA Food Bank, Ronald McDonald House, Union Station, US Forest Service - Eaton Young, and the Young Legends program. On the morning of MAD Day, volunteers are driven to their assigned site from th

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Dear Editor, Seeing the Magic Eye illusion (AKA autostereogram) in the May 31st issue of the Tech brought back a lot of fun memories! In my youth, my dad had a book full of these illusions, and they were a lot of fun to decipher. In fact, a framed poster of an autostereogram hangs on the wall at home! I must admit, deciphering the Tech’s magic eye was a bit of a challenge sinc

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Dear Quail, In your holy infinite wisdom, can you answer the question: Is Caltech worth it? Best, A.S. Muncher Hi A.S. Muncher, Look, folks, let me tell you something about Caltech. They say it’s worth it, but honestly, it’s a disaster. It’s a total disaster, believe me. I’ve seen it, I know people who have been there, and they tell me it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. First of all, Caltech, they think they’re so smart. They think they’re the best, but let me tell you, I know smart. I wen

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May 31, 2023 Print edition (PDF)

“Go to bed, frosh, Ditch Day is tomorrow!” is one of the most iconic catchphrases of Caltech. In fact, the moment the seniors sent the quirky message about dinner being absolutely delectable on Thursday, I heard it ringing in my ears. But nothing could compare to the excitement of Thursday’s announcements, Thursday night with the early curfew, and at last — Ditch Day. It is worth savoring Ditch Day from its very beginning to its end. In Dabney, frosh were warned from noon: “The seniors think di

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“I can say that when I was first asked about it, it obviously seemed like a challenging role, but I genuinely believe that I can stand up to the challenge,” chimed Dr. Jennifer Jahner, newly appointed Dean of Undergraduate Students. Despite being in the early days of her tenure, Jahner already shows a promising vision for Caltech’s undergraduate program, and an understanding of the need for continual growth and adaptation in this new environment. In an interview with the Tech, Jahner described

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Studying abroad at Caltech has been an experience, to say the least. Before coming, I had heard that students do not leave campus at all during term time, and I was confident that that would not be me. It was. Well nearly. This was especially true during my first term when I took arguably the most difficult class with the highest workload I had ever seen. I think that shocked me into an ‘I’m going to struggle with keeping up with the workload here for a whole year’ mindset; however, I am pleased

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Well, it may have taken 1171 days, but the Tech has finally given me my long-awaited compensation. I’ve been around as one of the Tech’s editors for over three years at this point, but I can comfortably say that this paper is in the best state it’s been since I’ve started working on it. The paper’s biweekly publication schedule doesn’t require the editing team to not sleep the night before publication (Editor’s note: *), revenue from advertising is finally returning, and the pay rates have incr

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Joe: Thank you for joining us today, Doris. Can you tell us a bit about yourself? Doris: Of course. I’m an 87-year-old grandma from a couple of blocks north of here. Joe: A Pasadena local! And you recently made headlines for stealing a bike from Caltech’s Lloyd courtyard. Can you walk us through that? Doris: Well, Joe, it wasn’t much of a challenge, to be honest. The gate was slower than a turtle in molasses, and the fence was lower than my grandson’s IQ. And don’t even get me started on that

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Dear Undergraduates, As we barrel towards the end of another academic year and prepare to say “au revoir” to our soon-to-be-graduates, I hope we can all take a moment to appreciate the time that we have been able to spend together and reflect upon what we have overcome in the past few years, both as individuals and as a community. The last three years were unprecedented in US higher education, and in the history of the world. We were forced to alter the ways we work, study, teach, interact, pla

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Just 30 minutes out from Las Vegas, under a brilliant blue sky, a ragtag group of Caltechers crawled out of their tents, took a deep breath of fresh, natural air, and realized they felt more alive than ever. It really is amazing how much your mood lifts when you leave campus for a day! This was Red Rock Canyon, Nevada, the site of the Caltech Alpine Club’s latest organized outing

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“The meal plan should not be required in our housing contract. It is a financial burden—eating out and buying groceries would be cheaper.” – A Freshman Skurve A Caltech student’s bursar bill is riddled with large numbers. $19,493 for one term’s tuition. $795 for “Student Fees”. $60 dollars for parking per month. $3,605 for one term’s housing. And last but not least, $2,597 for the “Anytime plan”. That is $7,791 per year. And next year, it will be $8,259–a whole 6 percent increase. 93 percent

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Caltech’s mascot finally has a democratically elected name: Bernoulli, or Berni for short. This name was unveiled in a short ceremony on Sunday, May 21st. Betsy Mitchell, Head of Athletics, gave a short speech on the importance of school spirit before bringing our mascot out. With a very dramatic flair, she ripped the tape obscuring the name off its jersey, revealing “Bernoulli”.

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Dear Quail, I am very academically stressed. How would you recommend that I can overcome this? Thanks, Seymour Butts Hi Seymour Butts, Oh, academic stress? Don’t you worry, my friend, I’ve got just the solution for you! It’s time to unleash the power of the “Juice of Success” and turn those academic woes into triumphs! First things first, let’s concoct the “Concentration Elixir.” Take a splash of fresh orange juice, a dash of cranberry juice, and a sprinkle of extra pulp. Mix it all up and

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Lloyd Interhouse Let’s-a go! Lloydiokart took off full-throttle for their first full interhouse since COVID on April 8 from 10pm-2am. Calling upon their talented Lloydies, students danced through four different DJ shifts. We heard from one of the DJs themselves, Sagan Russ (Lloyd/Avery '25, BioE), “The Lloyd DJs all put a lot of effort into curating a variety of songs to get the crowd hyped. Our set even included some Mario-themed remixes to incorporate the theme into the music,” she had mixed

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May 16, 2023 Print edition (PDF)

Dear Quail, School has been great, and I had such a fun time during my years at California Institute of Technology. I love hearing all the hot gossip by red door, but I’m having trouble keeping secrets for my friends. It is getting to the point where they don’t want to talk to me anymore because I just keep spilling the beans! Do you have any way to keep my frijoles from getting fried. Signed, Beanie Baby Dear BB, I hate to be harsh, but your friends have every right to stop talking to you

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Fruit! Whether it is a refreshing dessert or a healthy snack, we all appreciate having it as an option to supplement our diet of Red Door sandwiches and other CDS fare. Even students who regularly cook their own food or eat out will often partake in open kitchen fruits for their daily dose of vitamin C or potassium. But are Caltech students satisfied with the array of fruit that CDS provides? In case you did not know, CDS offers apples, oranges, and bananas at most dining locations (i.e. open k

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“I sold $2,500 worth of FRB shares, for $41,” admits Cristian Ponce (BioE ‘25, Blacker). “I knew it was a risky investment, it didn’t work out.” After a two day long bank run, Silicon Valley Bank failed on March 10 and was placed under federal control. High interest rates and the underperformance of tech stocks caused customers to lose confidence in the bank, prompting a wave of withdrawals. The bank did not have enough money available to pay its depositors, so the bank failed. This collapse w

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Where do you go when you’re hungry and it’s 2 am on a Friday? Well, if you ask me, it’s Arturo’s taco truck. A bit over a mile away in a parking lot near Huntington Hospital, Arturo’s Taco Truck is an unofficial Pasadena staple. I’ve been going there almost every week for my fourth meal whenever I’m pulling late nights. Their meats are just as good as any other taco place

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“Esprit de corps” literally translated means a feeling of pride or a common loyalty. This phase interpreted into an educational setting means something more common, and simple. It is school spirit! From its battlefield roots, it is evident why troops need a rallying cry, they are literally depending on each other in a life and death situation. The camaraderie, support, and teamwork

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For the first year since COVID, the Caltech Y and the International Student Programs (ISP) successfully held World Fest 2023. With 22 different countries and regions represented, this year’s annual spring event was sure to brighten the days of the hundreds of community members that came to indulge in diverse foods and music. World Fest has been a Caltech tradition for over 25 year

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“I planned accordingly… based on the rules of the lottery”, says Hannah Fisher (ME ‘24, Unaffiliated) “If they had stuck with the original rules, I would have gotten housing in Bechtel. But now I don’t have on-campus housing.” Fisher is one of as many as 20 students who are living off-campus involuntarily, due to the over-admission of the class of 2027. On Tuesday, May 2nd, Joe Bennethum sent out an email to undergraduates telling them that the housing office was “notified by Admissions about

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The numbers are in! We’ve got just over 267 committed freshmen in Caltech’s Class of 2027. A number of factors went into building the structure of next year’s incoming class, including a continuing Test-Optional policy, the newly implemented Restricted Early Action process to increase yield %, an exciting and in-person Caltech Up Close, as well as both DiscoTech and Caltech In A Day (CIAD) to lure admits to commit. This poses a number of hurdles for housing capacity, dining options, and lecture

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The unprecedented high level of freshman enrollment has spurred a housing shortage on the Caltech campus. As a result, about 10% of the undergraduate student body must live off-campus next year. We feel that this situation will deprive those students of the residential experience that is at the center of a Caltech education. Therefore, we propose the following locations as new options for undergraduate housing: Housing Office: Isn’t that the point of it? I need housing. **Houses on Hill Av

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In my almost two years as an undergraduate at this school, I have had two bikes stolen from me on campus. After a lockless overnight stay outside of the Red Door third term frosh year, my beloved green Schwinn, that transported me to and from school for over 4 years, had disappeared from my life. Ok, lesson learned. I was immediately on the market for a new bike. Two weeks later I had acquired a retro blue Schwinn hybrid. During my 2022 Copenhagen summer, my affinity for cycling only grew. Upo

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Caltech is not a school well known for sport or school spirit. Many undergraduate students have more pride in their house than their school and it is much more common to see people in Blacker or Fleming shirts than it is to see them in the bright orange Caltech shirts. Most of the undergraduate population does not care about our sports teams. And yet, 25% of us are members of one. For such a large sporting population Caltech has an incredibly low amount of school spirit. Caltech themselves hav

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April 24, 2023 Print edition (PDF)

It’s spring, and with the changing of the season comes the fantastic sight of turtles zooming around campus. It can be very amusing to see turtles out as far as the Atheneum or swimming in the Caltech Hall Pond. But why do they do this, and should they be stopped? Is the turtle menace going to take over campus? There are over 99 turtles that call the turtle pond their home. The population is mainly composed of red-eared sliders although there are 1 or 2 softshell turtles as well. There are also

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Standing tall on Caltech campus, an Engelmann Oak towered over Hameetman Center right outside of the Red Door café exit. Then it fell on March 2. The fallen tree blocked the walkway from the North Houses and Browne Dining Hall to Spalding and Keck. Security soon surrounded the tree and blocked off the area with caution tape. Upon questioning about the fate of the tree, security responded that the arborist would come to cut down the tree, and the walkway was free the next day. To this day, no rep

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On Tuesday, April 18th, Caltech held its biannual Student Faculty Conference (SFC), an all-day forum between students and faculty about individual majors, and undergraduate academics as a whole. The conference, one of the few times the Caltech community gets to formally have their complaints heard, was held in person for the first time since 2019. Throughout this past year, the Academics and Research Committee (ARC) planned the event, creating SFC committees composed of students and faculty th

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ASCIT Board of Directors Meeting Minutes for April 16, 2023. Taken by Jonathan Booker. Officers Present: Kavya Rajagopalan, Gabi Twombly, Shwetha, Matticus Brown, Rachel Ding, Jonathan Booker Floor: Michael Gutierrez Call to Order: 7:10 Officer’s Reports: President (Kavya) VPSA Meeting on 4-19 We are potentially getting an active advisor. Guutz has been active with the current one. Guutz: A lot of people are discouraged to take the journalism class because it is

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Multicultural Fashion Show Saturday 4/29 4:30-7pm Beckman Lawn Enjoy a show celebrating a diversity of cultures through clothing, music, performances, and food. This inaugural event will showcase the cultural attire, food, music, and dance unique to the various cultural groups that constitute the Caltech community. The show has a focus on cultural and traditional fashion, with performances with cultural instruments and dance to highlight the talents and diversity of those involved. See and ce

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The 2023 ASCIT formal was a resounding success. Held at the LA Natural History Museum, their famous dioramas and dinosaur bones set the ambiance. Transportation was comparable to last year’s–not a massive surprise given the venue was directly next to last year’s venue, the California Science Center. Pictures galore were available via multiple photographers present at the venue. Wit

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Present: Leo Williams, Aditee Prabhutendolkar, Sophie Elam, Rik Bose, Tomas Wexler, Parul Singh, Andrew Pasco, Emma Isella, Meg Robertson, Randy Ngo Floor: Luna Brooker Call to order: 2:06 pm Reminders Meeting with Vanessa Tues 12-1 Live transcript SE: I met with Joe and he approved the Page room switch thing, but they don’t want to go under 34 Bechtel spots – frosh want the option to pre-opt to prevent anxiety, so they want to keep it at 34. But on Friday I got an email from

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Dear Quail, Housing lottery numbers just came out for fall term, and I was not originally planning on living in the house. However, behind excomm members, I have the highest pick in my year (!!) in the house and I am being inundated with requests from people I barely know to be my roommate. The problem is that I am an extreme people pleaser and I am having a hard time rejecting just

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This term, 3 new bylaws amendments have been proposed by Board of Directors of the Associated Students of the California Institute of Technology on Sunday, April 9th, 2023. These proposed bylaws cover 3 areas of student life: increasing the current number of Board of Control (BoC) secretaries from 2 to 4, mandating more checks to the California Tech’s finances, and raising student dues paid to ASCIT. The vote was held Friday, April 21st, 2023 and the results have not come out as of the time of w

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Regardless of whether you’re an early bird or a night owl, you have probably noticed a difference or two in the Red Door menu this term. The breakfast menu offers a brand new Blueberry Waffle dish, the Pulled Pork Sandwich was swapped out for a Ham Mozzarella one, and the Corndog has become a new nighttime favorite. What’s up with the sudden change? Are these new items here to stay? “So these are things we are rotating! What we try to do is every term we will bring in something new for everyone

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Flashback to 1965. The integrated circuit was already heralding a revolution in computation, empowering Fairchild Semiconductor to become its sole profitable manufacturer in the United States. The 35th anniversary edition of the Electronics magazine contained a piece titled ‘Cramming more components onto integrated circuits.’ It was written by Goordon Moore (PhD ‘54), the then Director of Research and Development at Fairchild Semiconductor, under the helm of this burgeoning industry. It’s in th

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April 11, 2023 Print edition (PDF)

Background According to a recent estimate, more than 250 students at Caltech receive some form of disability accommodation – academic, housing, dietary, or otherwise. The job of granting, bookkeeping, and administering these accommodations used to be handled by the Deans’ Office until the Caltech Accessibility Services for Students (CASS) office was established c. Summer 2018. Its former director, Marc Lazar, worked there from November 2018 through December 2022 before giving his 30 days’

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After a 3 year hiatus due to COVID, the Caltech Y hosted their 7-day Alternative Spring Break (ASB) trip to the Hawaiian islands. Attendees included graduate and undergraduate students alike, all with varying backgrounds, countries of origin, and courses of study - many of whom hadn’t met before the trip. Upon arriving in Honolulu on O’ahu, we spent our first day exploring nature, marine life, and food around Waikiki and the North Shore in Manoa. Next up, we took a plane to Hilo on the Big Isla

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Springtime is here, and the Tech is back on campus. The Tech’s photography team has been out and about, capturing the beauty of the season on campus. Here are some of our favorite photos from the past few weeks. *DC Cherry Blossom Festival, 3/26/23, Photos by Abraham Belayneh ‘25 (4 photos), Caption: "The sunlight shining across the trees is the highlight of these photos. The annual DC Cherry Blossom Festival is very popular. Tourists around the country come and view the spectacle. I ju

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As many of the residents of the South Hovses are aware, the hot water system is very inconsistent. Many times people have gone to shower only to be disappointed by lukewarm or cold water temperatures. Recently the problem has been especially concentrated in Dabney Hovse and Fleming Hovse, as well as one shower in Ricketts Hovse. At times it has gotten so bad that people are to

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For the first time in four years, the 2023 Student Faculty Conference will be held in-person on April 18th in Ramo Auditorium. The Student Faculty Conference (SFC) is an all-day forum discussion between students and faculty. The conference is held biennially as a review of Caltech education. The feedback and suggestions that come out of the SFC shape the future of academics. The process of planning the SFC begins in fall. The undergraduate Academics and Research Committee (ARC) appoints members

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I’ll make no bones about it. The Super Mario Bros. Movie was easily the most anticipated movie of the year, if not the last decade. Even the reveal of the voice cast over a year ago produced a nearly unprecedented amount of buzz on social media. It’s not hard to see why: this film has one of the most stacked voice casts of any animated film I’ve ever seen, with big names who perfectly fit the iconic Mario characters they play. The lead, Mario Mario, is voiced by mega-star Chris Pratt, who like t

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ASCIT Board of Directors Meeting Minutes for April 9, 2023. Taken by Jonathan Booker. Officers Present: Kavya Rajagopalan, Gabi Twombly, Sophie Elam, Shwetha Kunnam, Rachel Ding, Matticus Brown Call to Order: 7:04 Officer’s Reports: President (Kavya) Bylaw Amendments BoC Amendment: Increases the number of BoC Secretaries to 4. Tech Amendment: Tech funding/payment requires BoD Approval. Dues Amendment: Increase the dues from $33 to $40 a term. Security

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March 13, 2023, 8PM The scene is set: it’s a mild night with a soft breeze. The runners take their marks around the track. 3, 2, 1, and they’re off! Fleming Hovse takes a slight early lead with Dabney Hovse not far behind. The baton is passed, and Dabney takes the lead! Batons are passed again, and with them, Fleming retakes the lead. Dabney comes in strong in the last stretch, but it’s not enough to claim victory. Fleming reigns supreme and retains the Discobolus trophy for another undefined

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My research work at Caltech is trying to precisely address the most fundamental questions that have ever been posed by a human being: "How did the universe begin and evolve over time into what we could see today?” Cosmological observations in the past few decades generally support the theory that the universe is uniformly expanding and cooling down with time, suggesting that if you turn the clock backwards about 13.8 billion years, we could find “the beginning” — time zero — the so-called "Big

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