October 20, 2026 Print edition (PDF)

Astrophysicist and author Ray Jayawardhana became Caltech’s tenth president on July 1. He previously served as provost at Johns Hopkins University and dean of Cornell University’s College of Arts and Sciences, and earlier spent a decade at the University of Toronto. Alongside his academic leadership, he studies the origins and evolution of planetary systems and writes about science for the public. On October 5, Jayawardhana spoke with the Tech about settling into the role and his emerging priorities for research, student life, and Caltech’s impact beyond campus.

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Mark Wise died on July 10, 2026. He was a member of the Division of Physics, Mathematics and Astronomy at Caltech for forty-three years. The obituaries will say, correctly, that he was one of the great theoretical physicists of his generation: an architect of heavy-quark effective theory, a student of Fred Gilman at Stanford, recruited to Pasadena by Murray Gell-Mann, a member of the P5 panel that set the national course for particle physics, and for sixteen years the principal investigator of Caltech’s high energy physics program. All of that is true, and none of it is the reason the people who worked beside him are bereft.

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On October 9, 2023, Mark came to Dabney dinner to present a challenge to Dabney House. He explained that on a recent visit to a colleague, he noticed a LEGO minifigure of the colleague standing on the desk. He thought this was extremely powerful, so he challenged Dabney to make a LEGO minifigure of himself, with a reward of $1000 donated to the house if they could pull it off.

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Caltech is one of nine universities under federal investigation for alleged misuse of the J-1 visa program, Vice President JD Vance announced on October 8. The administration alleges that the universities are using international researchers to undercut wages for American graduate students and researchers. Other institutions named are MIT, Stanford, Harvard, Yale, Brown, Arizona State University, the University of Pittsburgh, and the University of California, Davis. The Department of Labor’s Off

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PALAISEAU, France — Rafael Crespo (BS ’26) traded the familiar backdrop of California’s San Gabriel Valley for the suburban outskirts of Paris for a term. As an exchange student at École Polytechnique, known on campus as “L’X,” Crespo found an environment that challenged his Caltech routine in many ways. The sprawling campus sits on a plateau near Palaiseau, a 40-minute train ride outside Paris. The institution traces its roots back to 1794 during the French Revolution, and is one of the wo

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Pizza at 4,630 meters, the Kissing Wall, and one very long summit night. Previously: a lost bag, four rowdy lads from Leeds, and two cold nights on the Machame Route. Now the mountain gets serious. Day 3 The Mountain, a Naughty Babe Altitude gain: 120m A thing about living in Southern California is the sheer amount of Spanish you absorb. Before Caltech, my Spanish was confined to movie references. Those references might raise eyebrows over stereotypes, but for a kid in Sub-Saharan

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I was not expecting much from Scandinavia. To be honest, I was a little afraid of whether the locals would be kind to foreigners, bringing back flashbacks of communication difficulties during my time in Japan. I also wondered if the countries, which seemed culturally homogenous, would be welcoming of my family and me, who are fairly Indian — we talk in Tamil and pack our own meals on flights and trains. I was very pleasantly surprised to be proven wrong on all counts. Mostly, I was surprised at

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Content note: This article describes unwanted sexual contact and harassment. I was gasping for air, eyes welling with tears, white knuckles clutching my knees, unable to believe what had just happened. My date sat uneasily on the other side of the couch, searching for the right words. “I’m sorry, are you okay?” they tried. I shook my head, still out of breath and unable to get a word out. “I didn’t want to choke you,” they said. “I would have done it differently if I had meant to.” And even

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TACIT House on 275 S. Hill Avenue, made time-traveling haven. (Image: Kari Coleman) As Caltech’s academic year finished up at the end of May, I received a printed invitation to a “Time Traveler Party." The invitation arrived after I attended. Earlier, I’d been directed to a registration link that explained, “Only two events of this kind have been tried before — a time travelers’ convention at MIT

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This month, the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) and Caltech are celebrating 90 years of partnership, having worked together on the world’s most advanced guidance and navigation systems in space. In the bird world, many Caltech birds are also masters of precision flight, known for their signature hunting behavior – flycatching. They launch from a stationary position, track a moving target with pinpoint accuracy, intercept it at the best moment, and return to where they started. This sally-and-ret

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October 6, 2026 Print edition (PDF)

Mark at the blackboard. (Credit: Clara Murgui) Mark B. Wise, Caltech’s John A. McCone Professor of High Energy Physics and a leading theoretical particle physicist, died July 10 at age 72. Wise spent more than four decades at Caltech, where his work helped shape modern particle physics and where generations of students knew him as an unusually approachable professor with a dry sense of humor. His m

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Current Caltech undergraduates are talented, accomplished, and frequently dissatisfied. Many leave Caltech less willing to recommend their student experience to others than their peers at MIT and Ivy League schools. Alumni can attest that similar dissatisfaction with the undergraduate student experience was not present in earlier years. What has been lost? Certainly, the stresses of Caltech have not changed. Each year, Caltech recruits the best of the best in science, admitting them in extremely small entering classes (the Class of 2029 has only 248 enrolled students) under highly selective admission standards (the enrolled students in the Class of 2029 reflect only 2.2 percent of the 11,285 individuals who applied for admission).

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California needs more homes than it is building. In 2022, the Statewide Housing Plan from the Department of Housing and Community Development called for 2.5 million homes to be built by 2030 in order to address the housing shortage. For the past three years, an average of 104,085 homes per year were authorized by building permits in the state, one-third of the 312,500 annual pace implied by the target. At Nova Cottage Co. in Pasadena, CEO Caroline

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Hello everyone from Housing and Dining Services! As we kick off a brand new academic year, we want to take a moment to welcome you all back to campus. We are incredibly excited to see familiar faces and can’t wait to get to know all the new students joining our community this fall. World Cup Food Fest We hope everyone enjoyed last Friday’s (Oct. 2) Food Fest! It was fantastic seeing the community come together to enjoy our World Cup finalist and champion-themed foods, as well as the speci

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Arabella Camunez arrived in Denmark ready for a different style of learning. She also found a welcoming community, an abundance of castles and winter days with only a few hours of daylight. Arabella, a member of Caltech’s Class of 2027 studying chemical engineering, spent fall 2025 at the Technical University of Denmark, known as DTU, through Caltech’s Copenhagen Scholars Program. “I have really enjoyed my time at the Danish Technical University,” Arabella wrote. “Both the international studen

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The personal belongings of Caltech professors past, including Richard Feynman, Linus Pauling, and Clair Patterson, went on the auction block, among other scientifically historic items. This summer, as part of its Geek Week, Sotheby’s hosted a History of Science & Technology auction at its New York headquarters on the Upper East Side of Manhattan, which featured several items that were once housed in Pasadena. Lots spanned over two centuries and numerous fields in science and technology. Items p

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A SATIRE advice column about alive, ahaha, and everything in between! Brought to you by the one and only California Tech. See below for wisdom (?) from Quails past and scan the QR code to submit your own questions for future issues! How do Question the Quail articles get written? WATER!!! LOTS OF WATER!!! THAT IS THE ONLY WAY TO WRITE QUAIL ARTICLES SINCE IT IS VERY HOT IN PASADENA!!! **Wh

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A budget adventurer, four rowdy lads from Leeds, and one relentless case of gas on the Machame Route There is something out there, and something in here. More often than not, I go looking for what’s out there to forget what’s happening in here. Sometimes it’s simpler than that. Just a burning curiosity about what lies beyond in me: the landscapes, the people, the perspectives, the challenges. This summer, I got the chance to visit the Roof of Africa. The trip was mostly born of a need to do

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A parcel miraged at the outpost of thought, It yields the phonic of the distant sought. Like a Lilac-blue cradled in sound, A pristine tidbit without a mound. A partitioning without a bound, A gentle note, unchimed, and round. A solace in that beckoning, As you grace it in the now. A quiet unfurl, Of you and the last.

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The inverse Galois problem asks whether every finite group occurs as the Galois group of some finite Galois extension of ℚ. The program to realize the sporadic finite simple groups as Galois groups over ℚ began in 1984. Over the following years, every case except M_23 was solved, leaving M_23 as the last open case for nearly four decades. Our recent preprint, joint with Xiaoyu Huang, Blake Jackson, Kyu-Hwan Lee, Bjorn Poonen, and Rachel Pries, resolves this fi

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Strictly speaking, predators are animals that eat other animals, so a large proportion of our campus species qualify, including the undergrads ordering beef pho, the squirrels eating baby hummingbirds, and the occasionally cannibalistic turtles. While you are still blinking in disbelief and digesting that info, I am going to limit this column to a few obvious predators: those deemed dangerous by the consensus of two security forces – Caltech Security and the natural security league of American c

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Young Ventures Adds Caltech to Its Scouting Network Editor’s note: Camilla is a co-founder of Young Ventures and serves as its Caltech partner. Young Ventures is a venture capital platform run by students at nine universities. It launched publicly on September 1 with Caltech as one of its partner schools. The others are Stanford, Harvard, NYU, Cambridge, Oxford, LSE, ETH Zurich and Bocconi. Davide Franchini founded the platform, and each campus has one student partner. The idea is to find

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After five years of volunteering under different acronyms, I officially became by far the oldest orientation leader in fall 2026. I enjoy the festive (and freebie-loaded) orientation weeks, but more importantly, the bright-eyed and bushy-tailed new students rejuvenate my excitement about a place that feels a bit too familiar. The yearly revitalization of our campus matters for both first-years and old-timers. For new students, it is the season to find their footing by declaring majors or joinin

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September 22, 2026 Print edition (PDF)

With the historic heat wave temporarily subsiding, our Caltech campus settles into a new academic year. As the Tech’s resident wildlife columnist, I’m here to extend a warm welcome to everyone new to Caltech — though after this summer, “warm” may not be the compliment it once was. Like many urban areas around the world, Caltech is an ecosystem where humans and other animals coexist. The campus is small, but a one-hour walk around it can easily turn up thirty wildlife species. In this guide I hi

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If you’re an incoming Caltech frosh and Rotation is about to happen to you, everything is going to be weird. That’s the point. Nobody is testing you, nobody is lying to you (much), and the week is going to be the strangest, warmest, most disorienting introduction to college you’ll ever have. Here’s what you should not get shocked by. People will be dressed like you haven’t seen before. Rotation is when Houses turn up the volume on themselves, and every alley leans hard into whatever makes i

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Hi everyone! Welcome (or welcome back!) to this small but intellectually mighty campus. With another year underway, there will be much to write about. A decision that makes sense to certain people may raise questions for others. Reporting can help explain how said decision was made, providing a better basis for discussion. An important role of the Tech is to make information more accessible and give people a place to share their perspectives. It is also a place to share the projects and ever

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June 2, 2026 Print edition (PDF)

NASA announced on May 22 that it will open the next contract to manage and operate the Jet Propulsion Laboratory to competition, marking a potentially significant change in the nearly seven-decade relationship among NASA, Caltech, and JPL. Caltech has managed JPL for NASA since 1958, when the laboratory was transferred from the U.S. Army to the newly established space agency. JPL itself trace

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(Photo: Caltech News) As Thomas F. Rosenbaum prepares to conclude twelve years as Caltech’s president, the Institute stands between continuity and transition. Under Rosenbaum’s tenure, Caltech expanded its physical campus, deepened its investment in quantum science and sustainability, increased the proportion of Pell-eligible students, and navigated a turbulent national climate for higher education an

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On May 27, California Senator Adam Schiff visited Caltech for a tour that moves from the hardware of quantum computing to the philosophical puzzles of quantum mechanics. Schiff, joined by his wife Eve, toured Prof. Manuel Endres’ lab, met with President Thomas F. Rosenbaum, and spoke with John Preskill about entanglement, hidden variables, many worlds, time travel, and what Feynman might have thought of AI-generated Feynman lectures.

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On a Saturday afternoon this spring, part of Caltech’s inaugural Integrated Core cohort found itself somewhere few first-year lab sections go: wandering the aisles of Home Depot. They were looking for tubing, buckets, connectors, and whatever else might help them build small-scale carbon capture systems from scratch. One group was growing algae. Another was working with limestone. A third was thinkin

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As Mother’s Day has just passed and Father’s Day is coming up, this issue will talk about parenting in the nonhuman animal world. While all but one photo was taken off campus, a lot of the animals (mostly birds as I am a bird expert) mentioned in this article can be found in the adjacent Pasadena area, so keep your eyes out for spring activity! One of the greatest missions in spring for many animals is to raise a generation of young and graduate them into independent life. This intense process

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A year after the Eaton Fire ravaged Altadena, climate scientists are asking uncomfortable questions about why breakthrough discoveries aren’t translating into climate action—and finding answers in community organizing In Chen 100, the evening’s panel wasn’t your typical academic climate discussion. Sure, there were JPL scientists who operate Mars rovers and analyze biodiversity with terabytes of sat

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May 27, 2026, marked my fifth anniversary of my arrival at Caltech, when I was freshly off the boat – or rather, off the plane. Here in Southern California, the weather seems almost unchanged from one day to the next, and the lack of dramatic seasonal shifts can create the illusion that time is stagnant (unless you are a birder paying close attention to migrants). But as we approach this year’s commencement, I cannot help but reflect on how quickly time has passed. Out of more than 8 billion pe

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Serving as Editor-in-Chief of The California Tech has meant learning that a newspaper is never simply present to itself. Each issue arrives as if final (laid out/proofed/printed/distributed), but it is also always provisional. A trace of arguments not fully resolved, conversations still unfolding, absences we could not quite make visible, and futures we did not yet know how to name. In that regard, editing the Tech has been an exercise in responsibility to what exceeds the page. The work is

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There’s a particular kind of audacity required to fail spectacularly at being a cocktail waitress and somehow turn that failure into a career-defining opportunity. Melissa Magsaysay has made a career out of this kind of alchemy—transforming what others might see as limitations into launching pads, and using fashion journalism to reshape who gets to be seen and heard in an industry notorious for its gat

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On April 11, Caltech students traveled to the Los Angeles County Arboretum and Botanic Garden in Arcadia for a Make-A-Difference Day service project organized by the Caltech Y. Volunteers spent the morning removing Algerian ivy from tree trunks and root systems, helping protect the Arboretum’s plant life from invasive overgrowth. The 127-acre Arboretum, established as a public garden in 1947, sits on historic Rancho Santa Anita, once known to the native Tongva people as Aleupkigna, or “the plac

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The Library in My Head Was Always Open: A Caltech Student on the Invisible Disabilities We Carry The Body That Betrayed Me, the Mind That Wouldn’t Stop There is a specific kind of silence that lives inside high-achieving students. It is not the silence of a quiet library or a sleeping dorm room. It is the silence of a mind that has been running for so long, so loudly, that the noise has become i

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Hi Tech readers! I’ve been very busy these past two weeks—nonstop lab work on weekends as I finished preparing for one beamtime, and am starting preparations for a second beamtime now! As a result, I did not have time to review any of the remaining restaurants in the SGV Food Passport yet. I will have more time in July, so I will try to swing by them then! For now—because I know you would feel deprived without a food review from me—I will just tell you about an adventure Kayane and I had when

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Photo credits: Edie Tyebkhan Photography In the bubble of STEM academia, the ages 22-33 are reminiscent of college graduations, graduate studies, and perhaps a postdoc or two while navigating the faculty search process. Along the way, scholars may assemble portfolios and grants alike to request funding for their studies. The musical world is not too different from ours. On April 11, 2026, eight young classical singers showcased their portfolios and competed for grants in the final round

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On May 19, an anonymous Reddit user posted in r/Caltech, a Reddit forum for Caltech-related posts, alleging food safety, sanitation, and workplace issues at Browne Dining Hall. The post appeared under the username “No-Environment-3923” and was titled “PSA from a former cook: Be very careful eating at Caltech Dining Halls (Browne).” The Tech messaged the user through Reddit, who accepted the m

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May 19, 2026 Print edition (PDF)

A recent cybersecurity incident involving Canvas, the learning-management system operated by Instructure and used throughout Caltech, disrupted universities during exams week and raised concerns about the possible exposure of user data. Instructure claims it detected unauthorized activity on April 29 and additional related activity on May 7, when some users saw altered Canvas pages; the company temporarily placed Canvas in maintenance mode and late

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Frequent passersby of southwest campus will have noticed a recent shift in the landscape along Wilson Avenue. Large areas of grass have turned brown and crispy, in apparent contrast with the springtime bloom of the surroundings (Figure 1). While it may look unsightly now, this is only the first step in a multi-year project by the Caltech Facilities department to restore this land’s original, natural beauty. ![Figure 1. Photo credit: Michael Gutierrez](https://xguzskbxiptvhbyggkpl.supabase.co/st

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(Photo: Bloomberg/Getty Images) All 22 members of the National Science Board (NSB), which oversees the National Science Foundation (NSF), were removed on April 24 without explanation. Members were notified by email that their positions were “terminated, effective immediately.” They included Aaron Dominguez (BS ’92), the board’s vice chair and provost of the Catholic University of America, and board me

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The 2016/Coachella-inspired stage was rife with symbols from the era, including Nyan Cat, rainbow poop emojis, dabbing unicorns, and an angelic Harambe (may he rest in peace). (Photos: Damian R. Wilson) On the night of May 16, Fleming House staged its own festival revival with “Flemchella,” a 2016/Coachella-themed Interhouse that invited students to “Blast From the Past” in the Fleming courtyard fro

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Hello Tech readers! Time for another round of reviews where I explore the San Gabriel Valley food scene with the 2025 MySGV Food Passport. There remains only a few places in Pasadena still to explore: Birria Master, Edwin Mills, O’Seyo Shabu Shabu, All India Café, and Star Leaf. Birria Master’s hours are 5:30 PM to 11 PM, so its been a tricky place to find time for as the early bird I am! Edwin Mills is a place I tried to go on Valentine’s Day, and then again with Kayane another day, but we got

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Robert Indiana’s LOVE, one of the most recognizable works of 20th-century American art, is set to be part of The Huntington’s permanent collection later this year. Originally created as a drawing in 1964, LOVE turned the everyday word into an iconic symbol. Today, there are more than 50 LOVE sculptures installed worldwide. “We are deeply grateful to Terri and Jerry Kohl for their generosity in making this acquisition possible,” said Karen R. Lawrence, president of The Huntington. “Jerry b

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Like many in the greater Caltech community, I’m sure I’m not the only one who was stunned when I heard that Caltech alum Cole Tomas Allen attempted to assassinate President Trump. Already the conspiracy theories have spread throughout the internet. A false flag? After the moon landing was faked, NASA wants us to believe we flew a helicopter on Mars? Yipes. In the interest of journalistic integrity, I’m including the beginning text of an email sent by Cole just minutes before he rushed the magnet

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![The cast, from left to right: Sullivan Braun as Lt. Nicholas Baron (Baron Tuzenbach), Jacob Buligan as Andrew Prozorov (Andrei), Sarah Gates as Natasha, Prof. Michael Vanier as Dr. John Chamberlain (Ivan Chebutykin), Ellis Spickermann as Irene (Irina), Marcin Kurowski as Lt. Col. Alexander Vershinin, Julie Belville as Masha, Dima Burov as Theodore Culligan (Fyodor Kulygin), Rémy Morgan as Olga, Michael Gutierrez as Cpt. Sully Sullivan (Vassily Solyony), and Therese Bagsit as Anita (Anfisa). (C

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On May 1, 2, and 3, Caltech EXPLiCIT brought another Shakespeare classic to the Ramo Auditorium stage: A Midsummer Night’s Dream. It’s always a pleasure to watch this play, no matter how many versions you’ve already seen. EXPLiCIT is made up of bright, fresh minds with a real interest in art and culture, and that spirit shapes both how they perform and how we receive them. For anyone who doesn’t know the play, Shakespeare weaves together three storylines in Elizabethan style: the Athenian nob

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Hello again from Housing and Dining Services! We hope everyone has been having a great term. We wanted to take a moment to drop in and provide some quick information as we head into the final stretch of the academic year. Try the new Vietnamese coffee at Broad Cafe. (Image: Miguel Campos) Housing Updates 2026 Fall Housing Lottery: The Fall Housing Lottery is currently in t

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Many know that two CCE research groups are moving from Caltech to CU Boulder. This column will be a way that I keep the Caltech students (myself included) a part of the Caltech community as we finish our PhDs in Colorado. I recently went to Boulder, CO with my best friend Maria to explore the area and check out apartments. Note to the reader: I wrote this article like a scientist with figures called out in the text. Don’t hate me! Haha! My journey began with a flight from Long Beach Airport

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The first thing you learn is how to say goodbye. Again. And again. And again — until the word frays at its edges like the hem of a coat worn through too many winters. At the beginning, it hurts the way only first wounds can hurt: cleanly, without anesthesia, without warning. You are still small enough that the suitcase looks enormous beside you. You do not yet realize that each farewell is quietly rearranging the furniture of your soul — pushing the armchair of childhood into a darker corner,

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Editor’s Note: What follows is an extract from an achronological artifact recently found on the steps of the Tech’s Pasadena office building: an apparent dispatch from the future, inexplicably recovered in time for our May 19 issue. TACIT House on 275 S. Hill Avenue, made time-traveling haven. (Image: Kari Coleman) Most parties don’t become history. But the ones that do tend

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On a warm California evening this past Monday, May 11th, the Dabney Lounge at Caltech became an unlikely intersection of medieval scholarship, literary fiction, and cutting-edge artificial intelligence ethics. In a campus that feels so arid and scientifically focused, escaping for one hour in literature and fancy words was extremely beneficial! Bruce Holsinger, the Linden Kent Memorial Professor of English at the University of Virginia, arrived as someone essential to our current moment: a story

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April 21, 2026 Print edition (PDF)

It’s springtime, with blooms everywhere, and who wouldn’t appreciate a pair of colorful wings dancing in front of their eyes? In this issue, your avian specialist takes a small detour and presents some butterfly species on campus. While I haven’t surveyed the area thoroughly, there is a surprisingly rich collection of butterflies here, thanks to the variety of exotic flowers and plants. Once you start paying attention, the air itself feels a little more animated. Here are some that I have seen:

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That soothing strip Of human mind. That whisper of echoes Of from beyond. That rose that rotates Of red petals. That emergence Of light from dark. That asymptote Of familiar tones. That lovely boundary Ushering forth. That special you In your gaze and hues. Fathomed to Through and true. Under the sun, the moon, The spring and its dews.

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On Friday, April 17, Caltech held the Student Life and Experience Conference (SLEC) in the Hameetman Multipurpose Room, bringing together students, staff, and faculty to discuss undergraduate life. Several committees presented findings and recommendations based on responses from the SLEC survey sent out in January. To kick off the conference, Joe Ramirez, Institutional Research and Assessment Associate, and Joseph D. Greenwell, Associate Vice President of Student Life, led “A Conversation on Stu

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When I think back on my time in Washington, D.C., for the 2026 CASE Workshop, what returns to me first is not a talking point, or a statistic, or even a room. It is motion. It is the feeling of walking being surrounded by students from across the country who had come for the same reason: to understand how science survives in public life. And later, it is the feeling of riding a scooter

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April 7, 2026 Print edition (PDF)

A constitutional crisis unfolded last week in Lloyd after residents of Purple and Kaos alleys announced their intention to secede and establish an independent state, the “Republic of Nugget.” The declaration came on March 31, when former President Isabella announced on behalf of the Purple and Kaos alleys that, “in the absence of our fearless leader” (current President Shan is off-campus this term), they had “elected to secede from Lloyd House in order to form our own independent state, the Rep

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Hello Tech readers! Time for the third round of reviews where I explore the San Gabriel Valley food scene with the 2025 MySGV Food Passport. This passport is valid from July 1, 2025, to June 30, 2026, so I have been trying to explore as many restaurants as I can in 2026! For this issue, I grabbed dinner with my Caltech bestie, Kayane, and then we went for ice cream. Baja Cali Passport descripti

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Lloyd brought a touch of the surreal to Interhouse this year with an Alice in Wonderland-themed Lloyderhouse — equal parts whimsical and unhinged in the best way. Walls came alive with Carollian iconography, from a looming Red Queen to playing cards and warped storybook motifs, while a vivid multicolored Cheshire Cat grinned beside the DJ booth, flickering in and out of view under the lights. And, of course, the pole returned: one of Lloyd’s most storied traditions. This year, dancers were of

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When I went to Hawaiʻi with the Caltech Y, I thought I was signing up for a meaningful spring break experience, a chance to see beautiful places, learn something new, and meet people. What I did not expect was that Hawaiʻi would touch a wound in me I had carried for years — one I had almost stopped trying to name. I have spent so much of my life feeling like I stood slightly outside of where I was supposed to belong. As if everyone else had roots they could trace, while I was still left asking

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NASA’s Artemis II Space Launch System lifted off from the Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canaveral, Florida on Wednesday, April 1. (Photo: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images) Just days after liftoff from Kennedy Space Center at 6:35 p.m. EDT on April 1, Artemis II has reestablished a capability absent since Apollo 17: human transit beyond Earth orbit. The mission represents the first crewed validation of a

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Here is a simple test of conscious living: ask a friend whether they’ve ever noticed the loud cries in the sky at sunrise and sunset. If they have no idea what you are talking about, they are missing a surprising amount of life. Give them a concerned look and point them to this article. It still shocks me that some Caltech students, after years in Pasadena, have never paid attention to these jet-engine-decibel calls. Others have noticed them, but wrongly blamed the crows. Please, just look up!

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By the time the doors opened at Scott Brown Gym on March 10, the students of Caltech’s ME 72 capstone course had already spent months living inside the problem. For roughly 15 weeks, teams of mechanical and civil engineering undergraduates had designed, machined, wired, coded, tested, broken, repaired, and rebuilt robots for one public reckoning: the 41st Annual ME 72 Engineering Design Competition. When the machines finally rolled onto the floor, the question was no longer whether the ideas wer

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Cover art for Blood Ivory: The Massacre of the African Elephant by Robin Brown (with John Hanks). (Photo: The History Press) In my three years at Caltech, I have learned one undeniable truth: winter terms are the hardest. If you aren’t grinding through core requirements, you’re battling the occasional rains and winds. If not the weather, then some burning bush (literal and met

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March 17, 2026 Print edition (PDF)

I attempted to go to Edwin Mills (one of the places in the SGV Food Passport) on Valentine’s Day, but sadly we needed a reservation to try it out. Oops! So more delicious restaurants in the SGV Food Passport will be explored and reviewed next term. In the meantime, I was able to try out three other Pasadena restaurants and will review them here! Plate 38 _Plate 38 hosts acoustic live music night

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Did you know that hummingbirds are a family of birds found exclusively in the Western Hemisphere (here chants the Bad Bunny version listing all American countries)? When I first arrived at Caltech, I found these hovering drones such a blessed sight. People here love hummingbirds — proved by the abundance of nectar feeders around the graduate student housing and in the front yards of many fancy Pasadena homes. A hummingbird feeder might be your easiest connection to nature! And here is a dedicate

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An interview with Pedro Neves, a visiting researcher from JPL. When I first met Pedro Neves, a visiting researcher from NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory, it was at a Watson Lecture in October 2025. Our shared native language, Portuguese, provided an immediate shorthand, but the conversation quickly moved to the mechanics of the Sun-Earth L1 Lagrange point. Neves was describing a plan to stabilize the global climate by installing a microscopic sunshade 1.5 million kilometers from Earth. Pedro

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All photos courtesy of Damian R. Wilson. Thanks to the Interhouse Committee, Caltech’s Pi Day tradition rose again this year — a very Caltech study break for a very Caltech finals season. The well-rounded celebration happened right on schedule at 1:59 a.m. on March 14, where night-owl pi(e) enthusiasts converged in the Ricketts-Fleming courtyard for an event that was, by all measures,

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Stop Trying to Convert Climate Deniers: A Psychologist’s Guide to Actually Making a Difference Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Talk to People Who Already Care When you see an event titled “Communicating The Climate Crisis,” you might expect another earnest lecture about melting ice caps accompanied by guilt-inducing polar bear photos. But Wändi Bruine de Bruin — Provost Professor of Public Policy, Psychology and Behavioral Science at USC — had a different message for the Student

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2026-2027 Churchill Scholar: Akshar Ramkumar. (Photo: Sharon W. Tran) Fourth-year mathematics undergraduate Akshar Ramkumar has been selected as one of 16 recipients of the Churchill Scholarship, which provides funding for a one-year master’s degree at the University of Cambridge. At Caltech, Ramkumar has conducted research in quantum computation and its intersection with theoreti

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(Photos: Shanna Xiao) On the night of February 21, Dabney Hovse welcomed students across campus for its Lunar New Year-themed Interhovse celebration. The courtyard centerpiece was a striking red dome topped with gold, glowing from within with shifting colored lights that illuminated the space throughout the night. Inside what is otherwise Dabney’s dining hall, visitors explored a maze

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(Photos: Kensuke Shimojo and Camilla Fezzi) Venerable House hosted its annual Interhouse party on the night of February 28, continuing into the early morning hours of March 1, transforming the Venerable Courtyard into a Spider-Verse-inspired celebration. After roughly eight weeks of preparation, organizers unveiled an elaborately decorated courtyard complete with themed artwork and

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Carl Grillmair, an astronomer at Caltech’s IPAC science and data center for astronomy and planetary science, died on February 16. He was 67. His death has shaken the Caltech community, where colleagues remember as both a creative scientist and a foundational member of IPAC’s research programs. Grillmair spent nearly three decades at Caltech after joining IPAC in 1997. Over the cour

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(Photo: Getty Images) On March 4, the Senate Commerce Committee voted to advance the bipartisan NASA Authorization Act of 2026, authorizing a $24.7 billion budget for this fiscal year, extending operations for the International Space Station through 2032, and — for the first time — backing plans for a permanent crewed presence on the Moon. “This bipartisan legislation sets an ambit

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In 1915, Emilie Esther Scheyer came across The Hunchback (1911) by artist Alexei Jawlensky in Lausanne, Switzerland. The painting was so impactful that she was determined to meet Jawlensky, setting the course for her life and career, as well as the development of modern art in California. Dear Little Friend: Impressions of Galka Scheyer opened at the Norton Simon Museum last month. Organized by Curator Gloria Williams Sander, the exhibition focuses on Scheyer’s relationships with artists an

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Actually Using This Stuff (Philosophy as Practice, Not Just Theory) Okay, so I’ve thrown a lot of philosophy at you. But here’s the thing: this isn’t meant to be intellectual trivia for impressing people at parties. The ancient Greeks called philosophy a “way of life” — not an academic subject, but a set of practices for living well. The point isn’t to memorize quotes. It’s to i

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All names and identifying details in this narrative have been altered to protect privacy. The scenes represent composite experiences and reflections from critical care shadowing, not specific individuals or cases. Dialogue is paraphrased and not verbatim. 7:09 PM. The Walk Home. The heat hits me like a wall when I step outside. The medical center is still busy, but I feel like I’m moving through a different dimension than everyone else. The people walking past me are thinking about dinner, a

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February 24, 2026 Print edition (PDF)

All names and identifying details in this narrative have been altered to protect privacy. The scenes represent composite experiences and reflections from critical care shadowing, not specific individuals or cases. Dialogue is paraphrased and not verbatim. The fluorescent lights in intensive care units never sleep. Neither, it seems, do I anymore — not really. Not since I began shadowing in critical care, where the air itself feels heavier, saturated with the mechanical rhythm of ventilators br

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In recent years, U.S. journalists have faced severe consequences — including revoked citizenship, visa cancellations, detention, and deportation — for even neutral reporting on politically sensitive issues. Given these realities, we believe protecting the anonymity of contributing international students is a necessary precaution to ensure their safety and ability to continue their academic and professional work. In January 2011, several academics attended the “Mindshift Conference,” organized

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Oh gentle wind, Tell me so. From how far, How you have come to know. Of the sun and the moon, And the chirpings. The lily on ponds, Towing hopes from beyond. Stay if you may, And be the breeze. Of high hopes, And gentle dreams.

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There is a chill passing through Caltech. Over the past year, the foundations of U.S. education, research, and democracy have been systematically targeted by the Trump administration. Hostile rhetoric against racial minorities, immigrants, and the LGBTQ community has escalated into ICE kidnappings, withdrawal from international collaborations, bans on federal programs promoting “diversity, equity, and inclusion” and more. Within the education and research community, the fallout has been immedi

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Shlain presented as part of a speaker series for the Caltech Longevity Club, which is led by Andrea Olsen (CNS/BEM ‘27). Other club leaders include William Wang (BS ‘29) as Vice President and Team Members Mahi Ravi (ChemE ‘26, Lloyd) and João Pedro Bra Cardoso Ferreira Bastos (CS ‘26, Blacker). (Photo: Caltech Longevity Club) Dr. Jordan Shlain, who presented to the Caltech Longevity

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This year’s Super Bowl kicked off on Sunday, February 8th, between the Seattle Seahawks and the New England Patriots. Over 100 million people watch the Super Bowl every year, which creates a fierce competition between companies to create the best ads they can for the most effective viewer impression. The most heartwarming ad — rated USA Today’s #1 of Super Bowl 2026 — was Budweiser’s depiction of the relationship over time between a Clydesdale foal and an eagle chick. These animals are closely

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Disclaimer: This is satire. If you feel the need to send a malicious email to anyone after reading this, consider taking a walk by the Turtle Pond instead. Also, this isn’t a dig at our Chief Student Affairs Officer, who’s been genuinely engaged with students in the six months he’s been here. It applies only to the people undergrads already know it applies to. Changes to make the campus safer and more inclusive have been profoundly successful in the past several years. We have come a long way

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Presidents Rosenbaum and Jayawardhana, Provost Tirrell, and members of the Caltech Faculty, For over a century, the California Institute of Technology and the community of Pasadena have grown side by side. We are a city that takes immense pride and joy in your mission and success. We are your neighbors, your alumni, your faculty, and your students. We write to you today as Building a Better Pasadena — a coalition of hundreds of residents and advocates — because we believe that a single project

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Join us on Tuesday, March 3rd for an unforgettable night at the Banff Mountain Film Festival World Tour, brought to you by the Caltech Alpine Club! It’ll be a fun night of inspiring and exhilarating outdoor adventure films. We’re also hosting a pre-show reception with free food and local outdoor adventure organizations and giving away incredible prizes donated by local sponsors at our raffle. All proceeds from ticket revenue supports the Alpine Club’s mission to make outdoor adventure accessibl

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From Parker’s candlelight vigil. (Photo: Iris A. Lubashev) yours is the death that cheapens all words and as i write this i scan each one not for beauty but for adequacy not for music but for weight i test them in the mouth of the sentence i press them against the fact of you gone and each one gives slightly under pressure as if language were made of softer materials than we had b

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On February 12, CDS celebrated Black History Month in Browne Dining Hall with a wide-ranging menu featuring soyrizo mac ‘n’ cheese, chicken and sausage gumbo (with a tofu option), BBQ jackfruit riblets, fried okra, jerk chicken and yams, shrimp grits (or tofu), chicken and waffles (with a vegetarian option), banana pudding, and biscuits. Themed décor added to the celebratory atmosphere. (Photos: Kensuke Shimojo, Damian R. Wilson) ![](https://xguzskbxiptvhbyggkpl.supabase.co/storage/v1/object/p

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The sixth Grand Theft Auto game has been highly anticipated ever since it was announced in 2023, even winning the Most Anticipated Game at The Game Awards in 2025. It’s set to be published by Rockstar Games on Nov. 19, 2026 and is projected to earn hundreds of millions of dollars. It will undoubtedly be the most anticipated game release of the year. You shouldn’t buy it. The projected $80 price tag is egregious enough, with some rumors claiming that it will even be $100. More importantly, you

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“I’m going on an adventure,” shouts Bilbo Baggins in the first moments of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, after accepting Gandalf’s request to join the dwarves. A huge Hobbit fan, I’d never given the line much thought. It was simply part of the script. It couldn’t rival Smaug’s chilling soliloquy on the mountain of gold, or Bilbo’s emotional farewell after the Battle of the Five Armies. It couldn’t have been the most essential line … until it was. I stepped into a chilly Auckland from a pr

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Time to review a few more restaurants featured in the 2026 SGV Food Passport! Last issue, I reviewed Lee’s Hoagie House and Paris Baguette. This time, I have explored two other places featured in the passport. Photo cred: Victoria Davis Taco Libre Passport description: “Teddy Bedjakian brings bold flavors to Old Pasadena with Taco Libre, offering a modern twist on tacos in a lively alley setting

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Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream is the third entry in the franchise, following Tomodachi Collection (2009) and Tomodachi Life (2013). (Image: Nintendo) Tomodachi Life was released in Japan in 2013. A year later, it hit Western markets a month a

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What would happen if all the trash humans have dumped into the ocean rained back onto land? The War Between the Land and the Sea considers what would happen if an underwater species suddenly revealed itself, fed up with the damage humans have inflicted on them through pollution and other actions at sea. The show is a spinoff in the Doctor Who universe, but viewers don’t need to know much to follow along beyond a few minor references to “The Doctor” interspersed throughout the show. The firs

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Parker Thompson, a second-year undergraduate studying applied and computational mathematics, Secretary of ASCIT, and a peer advocate, passed away on February 3, 2026. He was 19. Thompson arrived at Caltech in fall 2024 as a QuestBridge Scholar and participant in the First-Year Success Research Institute. In his application to the Institute, one recommender called him “a once-in-a-lif

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Due to the sensitivity of the surrounding topic, the student writer requested their work be published anonymously. A lot can happen in one minute. Sixty little seconds. An infinite number of moments. It only takes a moment for everything to change, not just for your life, but the lives of the people around you too. It’s interesting how things happen, the way we come out with these nice things we normally wouldn’t do. People say things they normally wouldn’t say. People value other people more

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Finally, a column about the turtles! The turtles have been an integral part of the Caltech community, and much of this connection is made by the enthusiastic Caltech students themselves. This column collects information and legends about the turtles from Hannah Way, the current president of the Caltech Turtle Club. Through my interview with Hannah, I learned many surprising and fun facts about Caltech turtles. I hope you, the readers, will learn something new from this article as well. The Calt

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January 27, 2026 Print edition (PDF)

WINTER TERM GREETINGS FROM HOUSING AND DINING SERVICES Welcome to the first installment of our new collaborative column from Housing and Dining Services! While the term is already in full swing, we wanted to take a moment to officially welcome everyone back to campus. As part of the Student Affairs team, we are excited to launch this space in the Tech to keep you connected with the community, whether that means updates on life in the houses or the latest culinary experiences we’re cooki

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I received this writing assignment some time ago, but while trying to leave graduate school in one piece, it took longer than expected to sit down and write it. This opinion piece is aimed primarily at fellow Caltech undergraduates who are considering or applying to Ph.D. programs. Junior graduate students in their first few years, especially those interested in an academic research path, may also find it relevant, or at least unsettling. I should begin with an important disclaimer. I am writin

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This was the question that Prof. Dianne Newman asked during the first lecture in Microbial Genetics. Initially, I was very confused about this question because they seem to be used in completely different scenarios. However, soon I started to see what she meant. Strikingly, each has served as a key tool in major scientific advances. Scientists often exploit everyday objects – or simple biological systems – to probe deep questions. Each of these examples highlights how far we can go with very lit

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I am currently sitting in front of my computer, definitely too late considering that I have to wake up at 6…and it is already AM, staring at a problem set that I intuitively understand is unsolvable, much like the broader equation of my life. There is a specific kind of silence that settles over Pasadena in the early morning. It is heavy, dense with the unvoiced anxieties of a thousand overachievers wondering if they are frauds. I feel this silence not just around me, but inside me. It echoes a

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In 2005, the first “Ace Attorney” game reached Western audiences on the Nintendo DS. Despite Capcom’s hesitation to release it globally, it was a success. The visual novel franchise grew beyond simple courtroom drama into a phenomenon. The story centers on new defense attorney Phoenix Wright and his countless wrongfully accused clients. As he navigates a cast of wacky and often suspicious characters, it becomes clear that the combination of complicated murders and unique personalities has given

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The Caltech Longevity Club is hosting a meeting with the CEO and founder of the largest concierge clinic in the U.S., Private Medical. Meet Dr. Jordan Shlain and discuss the future of medicine, longevity and health tech. If you… Are interested in entrepreneurship and building companies Want to optimize your health for performance and sport Are interested in a career in health, med-tech, AI Wish to connect with a leading tech innovator and decision maker in the country Sign

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Ricketts Hovse hosted a Norse-themed interhouse party Saturday night, transforming the space with decorated columns, runic wall designs, and DJ booth styled in Ricketts’ signature gothic aesthetic. The theme was introduced through a written narrative emailed to the student body, drawing on Norse mythology and framing the event as a journey from Múspellsheimr and Hel to Asgard and Valhalla. Stylized runes and signatures reinforced the visual motif. Inside, low lighting and backlit runic artwork

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In 2005, the first Ace Attorney game reached Western audiences on the Nintendo DS. Despite Capcom’s hesitation to release it globally, it was a success. The visual novel franchise grew beyond simple courtroom drama into a phenomenon. The story centers on new defense attorney Phoenix Wright and his countless wrongfully accused clients. As he navigates a cast of wacky and often suspicious characters, it becomes clear that the combination of complicated murders and unique personalities has given

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Hello Tech readers! This is my first round of reviews as I explore the San Gabriel Valley food scene with the 2025 MySGV Food Passport. This passport is valid from July 1, 2025 to June 30, 2026, so I will spend the first half of 2026 exploring as many restaurants and bakeries featured here that I can! Lee’s Hoagie House Passport description: “Shahan Der Ohannesian

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The Paradox: Stop Chasing Happiness Here’s something that’s going to blow your mind: you can’t become happy by chasing happiness. It’s like trying to fall asleep by trying really hard to fall asleep — the trying IS the problem. Philosophers call this “the paradox of hedonism,” and John Stuart Mill learned it the hard way. Mill was this child genius who was educated to be the perfect rational h

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Tools of Discovery: From Blenders to CRISPR “What do a Waring blender, a wooden toothpick, and CRISPR have in common?” This was the question that Prof. Dianne Newman asked during the first lecture in Microbial Genetics. Initially, I was very confused about this qu

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The Paradox: Stop Chasing Happiness Here’s something that’s going to blow your mind: you can’t become happy by chasing happiness. It’s like trying to fall asleep by trying really hard to fall asleep — the trying IS the problem. Philosophers call this “the paradox of hedonism,” and John Stuart Mill learned it the hard way. Mill was this child genius who was educated to be the p

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It has come to our attention that there is wrong information going around about Mailbox assignments. Here are the rules: Mailboxes are assigned at check-in and you keep them while you are an active student. If you withdraw for whatever reason the box is pulled and re-assigned. It is not held. Any correspondence/packages that come in with your old MSC is returned. Mailboxes should be checked daily. In addition, Alice would like to stress that packages must be picked up ASAP.

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It has come to our attention that there is wrong information going around about Mailbox assignments. Here are the rules: Mailboxes are assigned at check -in and you keep them while you are an active student If you withdraw for whatever reason the box is pulled and re-assigned. It is not held. Any correspondence/packages that come in with your old MSC is returned. Mailboxes should be checked daily In addition, Alice would like to stress that packages must be picked up ASA

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My name is Areeg Al-Dayni, and I am a rising sophomore majoring in bioengineering. I was born in Baghdad, Iraq, and lived in Bolu, Turkey for two years before eventually settling in Fort Worth, Texas. From an early age, my life across cultures taught me that the world is vast, diverse, and deeply interconnected. This upbringing sparked my passion for languages and global learning, making studying abroad an essential part of my college journey. That passion came to life through the Bishop Fellow

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I was somewhere on the edge of that “museum” when the spam musubi began to take hold. It hit like contraband adrenaline, that sugar-slick rice and salt-fat meat. The unearthly intimacy of plastic wrap torn too fast. And suddenly there was a terrible roar, neural-networked boundaries announcing themselves and vanishing at once in the very same neoned bang: how I am tortured for my hauteur, my gall, as a

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January 13, 2026 Print edition (PDF)

I met Kenny a few months ago, shortly after I arrived at Caltech. He was the first person to welcome me to the Observational Cosmology group. When he started mentoring me, I had not yet committed to the group, so I expected him to give me some readings and maybe meet with me weekly. Instead, he met with me every day to show me how the cryostat’s cooldown cycle worke

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If you wanted a measure of American assimilation, adherence to imperial/customary units (miles, Fahrenheit, etc.) and the month-day-year system of record would be a good place to start. What follows is a defense of these three American customs that so often become flashpoints in the most Caltech of dinner table conversations. The following unitary arguments are grounded in common sense, meant for quotidian chitchat, not to clarify a gluttonous trend toward evermore obtuse scientific convention.

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I’m sitting here three days later, and I still can’t get it out of my head. The movie, I mean. Wicked. I went because everyone was going and I needed a break from studying for finals and maybe because I was curious about all the hype but I wasn’t expecting… this. I wasn’t expecting to leave the theater feeling like someone had reached into my chest and rearranged everything. I can’t quite explain it properly. It’s like when you’re looking at yourself in a mirror and suddenly see something you’v

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Devil May Cry 3: Dante’s Awakening was first released in 2005 for the Playstation 2. I bought the game in 2024 for the Nintendo Switch. Still, I feel that I can give an accurate enough critique despite not playing on the intended hardware. Overall, Devil May Cry 3 is a good game. However, I would say it is not an easily approachable game. This is a game for gamers. It’s a game for people who are looking for a challenge and a detailed combat system. It’s a game for people who are looking to fe

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In the not-so-distant past, the idea of designing one’s offspring belonged to science fiction. Genetic technologies were developed with noble aims – to cure diseases and prevent deadly inherited illnesses. Indeed, tools like in vitro fertilization (IVF) combined with preimplantation genetic diagnosis (PGD) have allowed parents at risk of transmitting serious disorders (such as cystic fibrosis or Huntington’s disease) to have healthy children. These advances were initially about disease prevent

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In March 2021, a digital collage file by the artist Beeple sold for an astonishing $69 million at Christie’s auction. The buyer of this NFT (non-fungible token) didn’t receive a physical object or exclusive rights to the art – essentially, they paid for a certificate of ownership recorded on a blockchain. In practical terms, what they bought has no intrinsic use: it’s a JPEG image anyone can copy. As one tech reporter put it, NFT buyers are often “just buying bragging rights and an ass

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Last term, Caltech cosplayed as Stanford for a week. Fortunately (or unfortunately), it was not a prank, but instead a large filming operation for the upcoming film “The Love Hypothesis,” an adaptation of Ali Hazelwood’s novel of the same name. A sizable film crew worked at multiple locations across campus, capturing scenes in Kerckhoff, on Bechtel Mall, and most noticeably, around Caltech Hall Pond. Many students (your author included) wondered why filming occurred here instead of at Stanford.

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Disclaimer: This is satire. Mostly. Let’s talk about the familiar experience of falling for someone on a campus so small that it may, in fact, be a social experiment. The experimental design: one insulated campus the size of a city block, two gossip cycles and maybe three eligible romantic candidates. Each has disqualifying traits, yet no one’s left to take their place. You find yourself obsessing over someone, not because they’re especially attractive or even vaguely capable of emotional de

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The Language of Mountains The sound is unmistakable. Click-clack. Click-clack. Hard plastic striking frozen asphalt. It is the music of 5:00 AM, played out in the dark parking lots of the Dolomites. I was three years old when I first learned the rhythm of it, my small, gloved hand lost inside my father’s palm. The air didn’t just smell like winter; it smelled of his black coffee steaming from a silver thermos and the sharp, metallic scent of snow guns working through the night. We did

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Happy New Year to the loyal readers of my wildlife column! With ample winter rain and a lower likelihood of wildfires this year, it feels fitting to begin the term by turning our attention to aquatic animals and the ecosystems they inhabit. Although Southern California is generally dry, humans have long built artificial water systems to satisfy their aesthetic desires. Caltech is no exception. The campus hosts several iconic water features: the turtle ponds in Throop Memorial Garden, the Caltec

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I’m Not That Girl (The Anthem I Didn’t Want) “Don’t dream too far / Don’t lose sight of who you are / Don’t remember that rush of joy / He could be that boy / I’m not that girl” I had to excuse myself to the bathroom after this one. Just sat there in the stall crying, trying to be quiet. It felt embarrassing, but also, I couldn’t stop because it felt like something inside me was finally breaking open. It’s not even about the boy. I mean, it is, but it’s bigger than that. It’s about being t

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This past summer I was fortunate enough to have been awarded a San Pietro travel prize. This enabled me to travel to Germany, Austria and Switzerland – countries I’ve wanted to travel to ever since I took my first high school German class seven years ago. I visited Berlin, Nuremberg, Munich, Innsbruck, St. Moritz and Zurich – an assortment of locations that were chosen to help me experience the culture of those three countries while also fulfilling personal interests. These included visiting the

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December 2, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

There will always be that strange feeling—the fear of not belonging, the sense that everything I do is so tiny, so fragile and transient that nothing will remain. That maybe all of it is fiction, and one day I’ll wake up and realize this exhaustion inside me, this fear and uncertainty, were never real—just the product of my imagination. I will wake up in my little room on the fifth floor of a concrete building, stained by rain and time, its renovation work postponed for years, in the perfect It

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I Don’t Know How to Explain What Wicked Did to Me I’m sitting here three days later, and I still can’t get it out of my head. The movie, I mean. Wicked. I went because everyone was going and I needed a break from studying for finals and maybe because I was curious about all the hype but I wasn’t expecting… this. I wasn’t expecting to leave the theater feeling like someone had reached into my chest and rearranged everything. I can’t quite explain it properly. It’s like when you’re loo

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Many talented artists have existed throughout history; these people—Van Gogh, Da Vinci, DeVito, etc. —have a special connection to their craft, every creation advancing the world of art one stroke at a time. Presently, people can only observe their works in museums and exhibits, but never witness their creation. However, as I learned this summer, these masters of art still walk among us. Hidden Master It’s a hot Singapore day ( 91.4°F, 80% humidity) and I came across a reel about an elde

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On Sunday, Nov. 9, Caltech hosted its inaugural campus bird walk with the Pasadena Audubon Society (PAS), a local nonprofit dedicated to birding and bird conservation. Although birding on campus has long been a cherished tradition—including the weekly bird walks led by Dr. Alan C. Cummings since 1986 (more on that in a future issue)—this was the first time the event was organized as an official PAS field trip, opening Caltech’s habitats to many local birders beyond the campus community. The tri

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When suggesting games to friends, I’ll often get a response along the lines of “Oh, I’m not good at games.” This statement can be a bit confusing in that it is so general. What does it mean to be “good at games?” There are definitely types of games one might not be good at, for example I suck at shooters, but I find it hard to believe that one can be bad at all games. I think it comes from a common misconception of video games among non-gamers that all video games are based around combat or some

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Gold has captivated humanity for millennia. In 1848, the discovery of gold at Sutter’s Mill in the Sierra Nevada foothills initiated one of the largest migrations in U.S. history and left a lasting impact on the environment. In artistic expression, gold also plays an important role. Beyond mines and the economy, what different stories does gold tell when encountered in art? When Associate Curator Maggie Bell and Assistant Curator Lakshika Senarath Gamage began combing through the gold objects o

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The November air was 50 degrees when we lined up outside the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion. I adjusted my layers—comfortable but warm, as the email instructed—and felt my heart racing. It had been so long since I’d heard Italian sung like this. I’m from Verona. Yes, that Verona—Romeo and Juliet’s city, but more importantly to me, the city of opera. The Verona Arena has been the world’s largest open-air opera venue since 1913, hosting performances under the stars in an ancient Roman amphitheater for

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November 18, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

One afternoon, a father gave his young son an antibiotic for a routine throat infection—and watched in astonishment as the boy’s autism symptoms seemed to ease. The child grew more social and engaged, almost as if a fog lifted. This wasn’t a miracle cure or a coincidence, scientists now believe. Instead, it may have been an unintended tweak to the gut microbiome–the trillions of microbes living in our digestive tract. Once seen as passive passengers, these gut microbes are emerging as quiet cond

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When I took over the Tech Editorship in April 2023, I only knew one thing about journalism: it was going to stop happening at Caltech unless somebody stepped up to lead it. With a dream of remedying the post-pandemic admin-student animosity but zero reporting experience, I was in for a daunting task. Then Richard Kipling emailed me and offered to buy me a coffee. After a storied career at the L.A. Times, Kip came to Caltech in the early 2010s as an adjunct professor of English. His purpos

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I sat in Beckman Auditorium last night, November 3rd, my iPad open, my pen ready. Around me, students whispered excitedly. Faculty members settled into their seats. The air felt heavy with anticipation—that particular Caltech energy when something important is about to happen. Bill Gates was coming. I had been looking forward to this for weeks. Not because I’m obsessed with billionaires or tech giant

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Written with love and wisdom gained through years of seeking… and I am keeping doing this Hey there, younger teenager, I know you’re probably sitting in your dorm room right now, stressed about midterms, wondering if you picked the right major, scrolling through Instagram and feeling like everyone else is happy and has their life figured out except you. Spoiler alert: they don’t. But more importantly, that anxious knot in your stomach—that constant feeling that happiness is just around the c

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November 16th, 2025 | 10pm – 11pm Hameetman Conference Room ASCIT Members Present: Ashlyn, Angie, Elisa, Hannah, Bis, Ivy, Parker IHC Members Present: Isabella, Robert, Dillan, Bram, Joe, Neev, Alanna, Ella, Isara Please reference IHC Minutes for IHC reports Joint IHC and ASCIT Concerns Ashlyn Roice CRC Page Social Probation: The intersection between ASCIT and IHC this meeting is due to the CRC changes. Ashlyn had a meeting with Grace Otos, CRC Chair, a

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They call it the American Dream, but no one talks about the weight it places on your shoulders. Everyone speaks of excitement, achievement, determination. Yet no one mentions the moment you close the door at night and realize that what remains is not satisfaction, but a kind of burning silence—foreign and heavy. Sometimes it’s a metallic quiet, like the laboratory I’ve just left; other times it’s the sound of the wind moving through the trees on campus—gentle, but constant, always distant. Ever

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October 21, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

Correction of the previous issue “Caltech Wildlife: A Welcome Guide”: The caption for the first photo “a mysterious snapping turtle” should actually be “a razor-backed musk turtle.” Many thanks to Hannah Way, the current president of the Caltech turtle club, for pointing that out. According to Hannah, “we have two of these turtles in the pond. They can be identified by their tall and ridged shell with distinc

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If you don’t know yet, Caltech’s sex discrimination policy includes a specific clause (Article 15.5) prohibiting any relationship between employees—meaning faculty, postdocs, and staff—and undergraduate students. It also advises caution and professionalism in any relationship where a power imbalance exists. This is where it becomes truly damaging—you start to believe it’s your fault. E

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Today, with honor and great enthusiasm, we share the winners of the 2025 Nobel Prizes, announced between October 6 and 13 in Oslo, Norway, and Stockholm, Sweden. The prize is divided into six categories: Physics, Chemistry, Physiology or Medicine, Literature, Peace, and Economics. Nobel Prize in Physics 2025 The winners are John Clarke, born in 1942 in Cambridge, UK. PhD 1968 from the University of Cambridge, UK. Professor at the University of California, Berkeley, USA. **Michel H. D

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How can clay from the Appalachian Mountains, Kilkenny stone from Ireland, and porcelain made in the Song Dynasty come together cohesively? In “the eight directions of the wind” at The Huntington, lauded author and artist Edmund de Waal explores how art made from these materials, among many pieces of porcelain and poetry, connects histories across borders and through time. Edmund de Waal was born in Nottingham, England, in 1964, and is the son of the former Dean of Canterbury, Victor de Waal. At

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What are your histories at Caltech? Chris: So I was brought on as the Student Affairs case manager, and when I started and the scope of my role was specifically case management for students of concern. Over the course of the last two years, that’s shifted and developed into my role now as the Director of the Center, where I continue to provide leadership to the CARE team, and also develop Accessibility Services while casting a vision for the future of student support at Caltech. Jocelyn:

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By the time this comes out it will almost certainly be outdated, but here is the list and my initial impressions. Mortal Shell II (2026) — 6/10 Very cool trailer. While it seems like a Dark Souls game in terms of aesthetic, with grotesque and twisted beings in a dark world, it is not a FromSoftware title. The monster and character designs truly speak to something sinister in the world, but the included combat clips are much more gorey than you would see in Soulslike gameplay. Whi

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October 19th, 2025 | 2pm – 4pm Members Present: Ashlyn, Angie, Elisa, Hannah, Bis, Ivy, Parker President’s Report (Ashlyn) External Funding Things are looking difficult with loss of external funding, but we will get through it. Title IX Increase in poor Title IX sentiment among the student body. Spoke with Lindsey. Students do not know how Title IX works, but they want to know. They deserve opportunities to engage with the Title IX office directly. Ashlyn wants

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Dear Students, We are thrilled to have our new and returning students on campus. We are also excited to announce this year’s Student Life and Experience Conference (SLEC). As one of the many ways staff and students partner together, this conference is another opportunity to work together to assess and continually enhance the student experience at Caltech. The goal of SLEC is to plan for Caltech’s future through fostering open and constructive dialogue, developing a

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As Caltech researchers, there is perhaps nothing so guarded as data. We scrutinize with excessive detail our data collection methods, data analysis methods, false-positive and false negative rates, and possible sources of bias to ensure that our interpretation of said data is trustworthy. But even before that…we make sure the data is there. So, reading Jordan Marie-Smith’s NPR article, “USDA cancels survey tracking how many Americans struggle to get enough food,” felt like a punch in th

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OpenAI recently launched their latest image and video generation model, Sora 2, a tool enabling the production of images and video from a text prompt. The initial Sora model debuted in February 2024, and had the capability to generate short clips without any sound. The output was limited to a few seconds in length, or up to 20 seconds for the highest paid subscription. While the earliest models did not produce very high quality clips, the model technology has advanced quickly. At this point, it

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The second floor of Kerckhoff had an unusual stillness that evening. People trickled into the small library room for the Science and Faith Examined (SAFE) talk, uncertain yet curious. I sat near the back, notebook open, listening to Tara—a physics PhD student and president of GCF—unfold her reflections on quantum field theory and the Bible. The hum of conversation faded as she spoke about particles, fields, and the hidden architecture of creation. Her words carried not only the weight of scienti

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Since our last column, Caltech Athletics has continued to take great strides in the fall sports seasons! It’s almost the home stretch for many of these sports, so let’s catch up on the past couple weeks of updates: Cross Country The XC team has been competing quite a bit in the previous weeks, with the Pomona-Pitzer Invitational and the UCR Highlander Invite. At the PP Invitational, our men’s team had a standout performance by Stephen Goeringher (‘28) with a 39th finish out of over 200 comp

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Dear reader, The California Tech is at once delighted and horrified to announce that we have, as of October 2nd of this year, been cited in another publication. Namely, by the National Association of Scholars (NAS), a conservative 501©(3) founded in 1987 for the preservation of “Western intellectual heritage.” In other words, we happened to wind up in an alt-right think piece that, while using an LLM to make its

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On October 13th, JPL announced that it will lay off roughly 550 employees—about 11 percent of its workforce—in what Lab Director Dave Gallagher described as a “reorganization” effort to “secure JPL’s future” through leaner operations and refocused priorities. The layoffs, affecting staff across technical, business, and support divisions, mark JPL’s fourth major reduction in the past two years, following cuts that eliminated more than 850 p

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October 7, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

In an abrupt move, the National Science Foundation (N.S.F.) has narrowed eligibility for its Graduate Research Fellowship Program (GRFP). With effectively no transition period and little advance notice, the change has caught thousands of prospective applicants by surprise. Only senior undergraduates, first-year graduate students in their first graduate degree program, and bachelor’s degree holders with no prior enrollment in any graduate degree program can apply. Previously, students could also

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With the academic year starting up, our Caltech fall athletes have been working at their craft since before everyone else arrived on campus. Volleyball, cross country, men’s and women’s soccer, and men’s water polo are all deep into their season so far. Let’s look at a few of our beavers’ early feats into the 2025-2026 season: Cross Country The cross country season has begun with major wins already. At the Redlands Invitational, the women’s runners averaged a time of 18:32 on a 4.5K race to

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From packed stadiums to sold-out arenas, 2025 is a landmark year for live music—and nowhere is the excitement more electric than in Los Angeles. As an Asian American raised in Southern California, although it may be typical, my musical interests heavily lie in K-Pop and Asian Artists. And this summer, the concert scene in SoCal is nothing less than POPPIN. So, I wanted to share a glimpse of my concert adventures this summer—just a little taste of what’s been filling my heart (and draining my wal

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This is going to be an exercise in writing, in word vomiting, for me. I don’t have any clear idea of the scope of this piece, nor how much I’ll revise it in between typing these words and you reading them, but we have to start somewhere. The vaguely-uniformed “random inspection" officer gatekeeping the security checkpoint at the Venice airport asked me and Sarah what we did in Europe for—how long had we been traveling?—72 days. ![Our travels around the continent.](https://xguzskbxiptvhbyggkp

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There is an inner crack that runs through women’s journeys in science—a silent fissure, impossible to ignore. It’s the tremor before raising your hand in class, the hesitation before asking a question in a seminar, the sudden feeling of being out of place when surrounded by colleagues who seem so effortlessly confident. But as Leonard Cohen once wrote, “There is a crack in everything, that’s how the light gets in.” That crack does not represent failure—it is the place where beauty and resilience

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I bought the 2025 Pasadena Coffee Passport back in February so that I had something fun to look forward to this year and support local businesses. It is now September, and I have only been to four of the fourteen shops in the passport! I’m determined to visit them all before the end of the year, so stay tuned for my next round of reviews. For now, read about the drinks, locations, and interior descriptions of the four coffee shops I visited thus far. ![Photo cred: Victoria Davis](https://xguzsk

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This fall, Caltech introduced its pilot Integrated Core curriculum, a new approach to the first-year experience designed by faculty members collaborating across all five divisions. The program emerged from two years of faculty discussions convened by the Provost and Vice Provost for Education, focused on how to improve retention of foundational material and rekindle the sense of excitement students bring to campus. Rather than teaching physics, chemistry, biology, earth science, and math in iso

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For many frosh (your author included), Orientation Week provides the foremost introduction to Caltech Dining Services (C.D.S.). While the fall term meal plan activated on the fourth day of orientation (September 24), meals remained catered throughout the event. “We wanted to create intentional opportunities for new students to build community,” explains Isabel Peng, the director of New Student Transition Programs and First Year Experience at Caltech, “and shared meals were one way to do that.”

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The Houston heat wrapped around me like an invisible shield as I navigated the city with the strange feeling that I was not walking to a lab or a museum, but to something that provided silence. The Rothko Chapel is hostile to sound: black walls, enormous canvases, light that doesn’t so much illuminate them as permeate through like some ancient sigh. There, in that weightless inner space, I found myself having a thought that does not frequently occur to me at Caltech, amidst equations and lab equ

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Jupiter was getting brighter than I’d ever seen it, brighter in real terms, closer to the earth, than it had been since 1963. And not only was it getting closer than ever, the online forums said it would be in “opposition”—directly opposite the sun from the earth’s perspective, like a full moon, only a fu

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The Rose is a South Korean band that unexpectedly had their big break in Europe after their 2017 single “Sorry” went viral on YouTube. Their documentary, “Come Back To Me,” chronicles the group’s rise and struggles, detailing the band’s beginnings and the passion each member has for music, as well as the challenges and obstacles that nearly ended the band. A pivotal moment in The Rose’s trajectory was a lawsuit against their former management, which they fought for two years and eventually won.

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David Baltimore, the Judge Shirley Hufstedler Professor of Biology and President Emeritus of the California Institute of Technology, passed away on September 6 at his home in Woods Hole, Massachusetts. He was 87. Baltimore’s career spanned over six decades, playing a crucial role in developing our current understanding of viral and cell biology. In 1975, at the age

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10:30 p.m. Heavy eyelids slowly closing, a reassuring lethargy gets hold of the body, tired after training. A comforting fog hugs the brain, readily shutting down consciousness to make space for confused fantastic stories. 11:30 p.m. An itch makes me twirl twice, a sudden jolt shakes the leg, a noise outside catches my attention. Comfort slips away as I lie in the twin sized bed; misleadingly labeled X.L. to convince us that’s big enough. 12:00 a.m. Nothing comforting about this darkness, my s

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Once again this will most likely be somewhat outdated, as Day of the Devs takes place immediately after the live Summer Games Fest presentation. However, I enjoy it a lot more than the live presentation as it gives a deeper look into the games, and it specifically focuses on games made by indie studios. I’ve rated them mostly on how likely I am to buy them when they come out. Snap and Grab (2026) – 8/10 Amazing 80s aesthetics with high fashion and high class capers. The game centers around t

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Oh dearest Red Door quesadilla, Longing for you at a quarter til eleven Summer means lights off Missing a taste of heaven Reminiscing you sometimes being burnt to a crisp Yet enjoyed with and guac Sometimes my extra Taco Bell mild sauce Accompanied by friends as we munch and talk You were often shared between two So one is not such a big back But summer nights, not even. Awaiting the return of the midnight snack Oh dearest Red Door quesadilla, You’ve finally came back as it is fall

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I bought the 2025 Pasadena Coffee Passport back in February so that I had something fun to look forward to this year and support local businesses. It is now September, and I have only been to four of the fourteen shops in the passport! I’m determined to visit them all before the end of the year, so stay tuned for my next round of reviews. For now, read about the drinks, locations, and interior descriptions of the four coffee shops I visited thus far. ![](https://xguzskbxiptvhbyggkpl.supabase.c

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Oh dearest Red Door quesadilla, Longing for you at a quarter til eleven Summer means lights off Missing a taste of heaven Reminiscing you sometimes being burnt to a crisp Yet enjoyed with and guac Sometimes my extra Taco Bell mild sauce Accompanied by friends as we munch and talk You were often shared between two So one is not such a big back But summer nights, not even. Awaiting the return of the midnight snack Oh dearest Red Door quesadilla, You’ve finally came back as it is fall

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September 23, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

Hi, friends! When public voices—whether late-night hosts or national reporters—find themselves censored or silenced for speaking plainly about those in power, the role of independent student journalism becomes all the more vital. A campus newspaper is not a frivolous exercise in layout and deadlines: it is one of the final spaces where young writers can question authority, challenge orthodoxy, and tell the truth without corporate approval or political clearance. At Caltech, where scientific ri

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Why The Little T Matters More Than You Think I stayed awake at 2 a.m. during my first week at Caltech, sitting on my bed surrounded by half-unpacked boxes. On one side was a physics problem set that I didn’t understand, and on the other was this small book everyone whispered about—the little t. I initially thought it was some campus oddity, like an inside-jokes dictionary I hadn’t learned yet. But curiosity eventually got the better of me. I opened it. The first word I encountered was "Frosh

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June 3, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

I am obsessed with David Lynch. Maybe unhealthily so. Few directors feel as fluent in the art of the somnambulistic; I know of no other director who could so deftly craft phantasmagorical operas of the manifold dream-nightmare that is the human experience. Desperate for Lynchian vibes at 3 a.m. one recent night, I sifted through Spotify playlists until I stumbled upon Peggy Lee—specifically one of her most popular songs, first performed in 1969. The song is based on Thomas Mann’s 1896 short sto

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I had my mouth pressed into the sand. I was breathing hard—desperate, shallow, uneven. I could feel the grains entering my nose, throat, and lungs. Somewhere nearby, I heard the rapid thudding of hooves, the panicked exhale of a frightened horse. For a moment, I couldn’t remember where I was. I couldn’t piece it together. The memories didn’t come in order; they arrived like broken glass, sharp and disjointed. My helmet. My shoulder. The ground. Pain. Sharp pain. A blinding throb in my knee. I d

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At first glance, Dr. Loraine Lundquist might strike you as a scientist with her head in the stars. After all, she holds a Ph.D. in physics from UC Berkeley and once helped launch a satellite to study the Sun’s magnetic field. But spend an hour with her, and that’s precisely what we did during the recent SASS Lunch hosted by the Caltech Y—and you’ll quickly realize that her gaze is firmly grounded on Earth, with a heart set on building a more just and sustainable future right here in Los Angeles.

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When I first set foot in California, leaving behind the sun-kissed hills of Italy, my heart was heavy with anticipation and anxiety. As someone raised in a profoundly Catholic family, faith was not just a tradition—it was the very fabric of my upbringing. Church bells, Sunday Mass, and a close-knit parish community were constants in my life. The thought of crossing the Atlantic for my studies filled me with excitement and a silent worry: Would I find a place where my faith could thrive? Would I

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When I first set foot on Caltech’s campus, I felt like a contestant on a reality show called Survivor: Genius Island. I was fresh off the plane from Milan, armed with a suitcase full of dreams, a double major in biology and chemistry (because why not suffer twice as much?), and a secret hope to someday heal cancer. I pla

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I can’t be sure, but if I had to take a gamble, I would guess most of you—like me—are always trying to optimize our paths around campus. There are multiple reasons this could be true: (almost) late for class and want to minimize how much you miss? Want to make it to Tom Mannion’s OH before the rest of campus wipes out all the Flamin’ Hot Cheetos? Want to get to bed when a coyote is chasing you down? Want to get the latest sighting of Ted Danson on campus? Want to make that last 2:58 p.m. dash to

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ASCIT Board of Directors Meeting Minutes May 25th, 2025 | 12:15pm – 2pm Hameetman Conference Room Members Present: Ashlyn, Elisa, Bisrat, Parker President’s Report (Ashlyn): Discussed Sanctuary Campus Summary of President’s response: We already follow most of the policies of a sanctuary campus, but we don’t call ourselves that because it’s dangerous with the current administration. Immigration chat is coming soon. Discussed ASCIT panel with Isabelle for Orientation

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On April 21st, 2025, Pope Francis passed away. His successor is Pope Leo XIV, whose papacy began on May 8th, 2025. Pope Leo was a close advisor to Pope Francis. In the summer of 2023, I attended a lecture and dinner at Mt. Wilson given by Brother Guy Consolmagno, Director of the Vatican Observatory in Rome, which has been in operation since 1930. The Vatican Observatory is also affiliated with the Vatican Advanced Technology Telescope in southeast Arizona, operated in partnership with the Unive

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While the cloud condenses anger, I rain tears While the ant walks to its destination, I fly freedom While the apple sweetens the tongue, I salt the sea While the camellia opens its buds, I pollinate truth While the virtue of the corner dies, I insist on being reborn While the beauty of the day streaks, I fall asleep in thoughts While the cat purrs, I mute my convictions While there is a wall, I expand universes While the melody succumbs, I make love triumph While the sun warms the soul,

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I read the article in The California Tech about the Caltech Rugby Club with great interest because I organised a rugby team at Caltech about 60 years ago (between 1965 and 1967). Most of the team were foreign graduate students from rugby-playing countries, but a few Americans joined us. We had mixed success but managed a few wins, notably against UCLA. The games against USC and Eagle Rock were particularly scary, as their teams consisted of very large American Football players looking for bloo

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The Mount Wilson Solar Observatory was founded in 1904 by George Hale, who was also a trustee of Throop Polytechnic Institute (which later became Caltech). The first telescope built on-site was the Snow Solar Telescope in 1904, followed closely by the 60-foot Solar Tower and the 60-i

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Introduction Amid deadlines, data, and delayed dreams, it’s easy to overlook the fact that life doesn’t wait for us to solve every problem. At Caltech, where ambition surrounds us and the future feels constant, the present can easily fade into the background. Yet beneath the weight of equations, lab reports, and sleepless nights lies a truth waiting to be unearthed: hic et nunc—“here and now.” This simple, ancient Latin phrase serves as a profound reminder that our only true existence

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May 13, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

My reign of terror is over, and my era as ASCIT President has come to its end. Through this opportunity, Caltech and its community have taught me countless lessons that I wouldn’t be able to learn in any classroom, and I thank each and every one of you for the faith you’ve put in me as the ASCIT President and the ways you’ve helped me grow. As some small return to the confidence you’ve put in me, I’d like to offer one final piece of unsolicited perspective I’ve gained over my past three and a h

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Caltech jointly sued a third federal agency last Monday over another 15% cap on indirect cost rates–this time at the National Science Foundation (NSF). The lawsuit comes amid growing uncertainty about the agency’s future, as NSF has terminated over 1,400 grants in the past month and has reportedly halted all funding actions for the time being. The action aga

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At Caltech, student-athletes aren’t just competing—they are redefining what it means to balance intensity in both sports and academics. They exhibit not only commitment but a certain kind of mental toughness and passionate energy to their teams and to the Caltech community. Here’s the latest from Caltech Athletics, highlighting the records, rivalries, and relentless drive that define our teams. With the spring quarter underway, our Caltech athletics have achieved like never before. Let’s dive in

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It is no secret that America’s leadership in science and technology was not born by accident—it was built through public investment, public partnerships with academia, and government sanction of private sector monopoly. From the Apollo program to the Human Genome Project, from the internet to the transistor, the United States once treated research and development (R&D) as a cornerstone of national security and economic strength. For some time the facade has been quietly crumbling away, but last

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If you stroll past the Olive Walk on a sunny Pasadena day, you might see something magical in the air. Is it the scent of freshly pranked upperclassmen? The echo of the Fleming cannon? Or perhaps it’s just the spirit of Caltech’s brand of wizardry—a house system that would make even J.K. Rowling jealous. At Caltech, the hallowed tradition of “houses” isn’t just about where you sleep; it’s about forging family, engineering pranks, and unleashing a level of creativity that would make even Dumbledo

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As I lean over my desk, slumped between piles of textbooks and scrawled notes, the weight of my schoolwork drags down my mind. The pressure to excel academically and carve out a niche in the competitive university environment sometimes becomes overwhelming. Yet amidst the chaos of deadlines and exams, an old song unexpectedly pierces the drudgery. The rich, sweeping sounds of “Belle” from Beauty and the Beast sweep me, in the blink of an eye, from the chill of my dorm room to one of wonder and m

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The proposed 47% single-year cut to NASA’s science budget eviscerates our nation’s leadership in space science: ending missions already in space, halting those in build, and defunding telescopes and instruments of the future. President Trump’s first administration was strong on space exploration, so this incomprehensible, loser strategy from the Office of Management and Budget doesn’t even seem to match the President’s stated aims. It burns down in months U.S. capabilities that have taken decad

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It’s 2:17 a.m., and here, time—so rigid during daylight, dictated by the unyielding rhythm of schedules and the steady ticking of laboratory clocks—has become fluid, expanding and contracting with the beat of my thoughts. I sit cross-legged on the windowsill of my Caltech dorm, my knees pressed against the cold glass, staring out at a city that sparkles with flickering lights and unformed aspirations. In the stillness of these early hours, with a mug of tea cooling beside me, the world falls qui

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Some call them cute furry fairies; others regard them as rats with bushy tails. Love them or not, fox squirrels are there, every day on the Caltech campus. Among the mammals of Caltech, they’re arguably the happiest and freest. While Homo sapiens are burdened with homework and deadlines, and coyotes stick to moonlit hours to avoid the crowd, the fox squirrels roam wherever their paws take them. Stroll across campus and you’re guaranteed to spot one: foraging randomly in the grass (no, they do

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The Student Shop is opening! The Student Shop is an undergrad run machine shop which allows students to work on personal wood and metalworking projects. We had our grand opening yesterday (Monday May 12th). The shop is located near the big LN2 tank, right next to the loading docks and CES (near murder alley). The shop has two areas; we have a metal shop with 2 mills, a lathe, and a CNC machine, as well as a woodshop which has a bandsaw, table saw, jointer, planer, drill press and more. We charg

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Hello everyone, my name is Camilla Fezzi and you probably know me, always running around time, without any free time, and I am kind of recognizable because of my Italian (fashion style) 😜 I’m a freshman at Caltech, with the goal of double majoring in biology and chemistry and dreaming, one day, of becoming a doctor and researcher in the oncology|neuroscience field. But before I am any of those things, I am Italian—a daughter, a sister, a friend. I grew up beneath the Verona sun, in a place where

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April 22, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

I know, this will never be a typical newspaper article. I will not tell you about a recent event, nor will I comment on the latest news that runs on the news. Poor Michael and Damian know me by now: I am not a model journalist. When they give me a task, I tend to write less than I should and enjoy myself even less. And yet, there is something that works in the chaos of my way of doing things, something that pushes me to continue, taking the usual tangents that are so typical of me. Today, I wan

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They dropped off a dropbox at the corner of Blanche and Michigan. It must have been around September? Maybe October? When they did it. I passed it walking every day. I passed a house, too, that had a blue sign with grey duct tape slapped across it. You could make out the name in white text that used to be visible on the sign underneath the duct tape and the year 2024 was still clear as day below the duct tape. Someone took black sharpie and wrote block letters that read “DEMOCRACY” across the du

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There’s a lot of places around campus that no one has any reason to be at. However, the Google Maps algorithm somehow manages to place them all near the top of whatever category you select. SuzieCakes Perhaps you wanted to get your friend a birthday cake, and so you look up “cake” on Google Maps, and so you go to SuzieCakes to buy a big one but it’s $90 (with tax and other fees). Nine-inch cake for $90??? At that point, I’d rather just spend it all on chicken nuggets. Chicken Nuggets:

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Caltech President and Professor of Physics Thomas Rosenbaum will retire from Caltech and assume emeritus status at the end of the 2026 academic year, according to a campus-wide announcement delivered last Monday. While initially tapped for a third term, Rosenbaum indicated that he “[felt] strongly that there are natural rhythms in the life of a university, and [fifteen] years seemed too long.” Instead, Rosenbaum will serve for an abbreviated two years, during which the Board of Trustees and fac

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This year marks a century since the establishment of quantum mechanics as a formal discipline. Considered a scientific revolution that has reshaped our understanding of the physical world, from early debates about wave-particle duality to the latest breakthroughs in quantum computing and entanglement, quantum mechanics has consistently pushed the boundaries of science. Significantly, Caltech played an essential role in expanding quantum theories, leading innovations, and expanding the possibilit

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I’m Still Here is a 2024 Brazilian historical drama directed by Walter Salles (The Motorcycle Diaries, On the Road, Central Station) that won Best International and was nominated for Best Picture and Best Actress in a Leading Role at this year’s 97th Academy Awards. The film’s story is based on a memoir (Ainda estou aqui) by Marcelo Rubens Paiva, telling the story of his family. It is set in the 1970s, in Rio de Janeiro, during the dictatorship that lasted 20 years in Brazil. The story p

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Eternal Truths and Illusions of Motion The Mediterranean sun hung low over the horizon, casting long shadows across the olive groves. The whispers of ancient wisdom swirled in the air, carried by the voices of those who dared to challenge the beliefs of their time. It was an era of profound philosophical discovery—a crucible in which the ideas of being, motion, divinity, and truth were forged and tested. Among these daring thinkers stood Xenophanes of Colophon, Parmenides of Elea, and Z

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Volunteering for Change: A Day with Caltech Y at Friends in Deed On April 12, 2025, members of the Caltech community gathered for the annual “Make a Difference Day” event organized by the Caltech Y. This article explores one volunteer team’s day at Friends in Deed, a local nonprofit food pantry in Pasadena, highlighting their community impact and personal growth through service. The Caltech Y’s “Make a Difference Day” enables students and community members to support local organizations thro

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Everyone knows Los Angeles is a huge melting pot of human culture, but did you know it’s also home to many animals from around the world? Pasadena alone has a surprising number of foreign bird species. Look closely and you can spot these feathered visitors daily at Caltech—including some that are endangered. This week’s wildlife column is about these special bird immigrants. _(Some photos were taken in the greater Pasadena area, but all the birds mentioned can be found on or near campus if you’

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Here are some classes I found fun, even if they’re not everyone’s idea of a “good class.” While most of the Core and other courses are designed just to introduce the fundamentals of a subject, the ones below stood out for being especially engaging. Bi 1 — The Great Ideas of Biology: Rob Phillips I’ve actually never been enrolled in Bi 1, I just showed up to most of the lectures because it was very interesting to see what was up. The best part of Bi 1 is that it is not a biology course at a

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I died, and it wasn’t from pain, or old age, or illness. I died, and it wasn’t from mourning, from ending, from longing, from joy. I died, and it wasn’t sadness, hate, work. I died, and it wasn’t in past lives or future lives. I died, and it wasn’t from anguish, loneliness, bitterness. I died! I died of being me. Walls built with high walls and rough stones died in me. Walls that were so real that I thought they were mine were bigger than the Great Wall of China. Walls of prejudice, dogmas, tho

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On April 14, Caltech joined eight other American research universities in filing a lawsuit against the Department of Energy (DOE). The lawsuit seeks a temporary restraining order to block DOE’s decision to cap the indirect cost rate on all academic grants at 15%. “If DOE’s policy is allowed to stand, it will devastate scientific research at America’s universities and ba

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Volunteering for Change: A Day with Caltech Y at Friends in Deed On April 12, 2025, members of the Caltech community gathered for the annual “Make a Difference Day” event organized by the Caltech Y. This article explores one volunteer team’s day at Friends in Deed, a local nonprofit food pantry in Pasadena, highlighting their community impact and personal growth through service. The Caltech Y’s “Make a Difference Day” enables students and community members to support local organizations thro

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Dragon Quest I & II HD 2D Remake – 3/10 Remakes don’t usually excite me as the core mechanics and plot are usually the same as the original, just with better graphics. Unless a remake is practically an entirely new game—think Final Fantasy VII remake I don’t have any interest in buying it as it’s incredibly likely that one could emulate the original Dragon Quest I and II with little issue. That seems to be the case here and with other remakes announced. It looks pretty, though. *

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April 8, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

“All individuals, regardless of citizenship or immigration status, have civil and constitutional rights under U.S. law,” reads https://international.caltech.edu/guidance. This idea that the Constitution guarantees basic rights to all - freedom of speech, religion, press, and more – has been fundamental to the American creed for centuries. Today, the current US administration is upending this national value by employing chilling tactics to silence sp

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In Search of Meaning Beyond the Microscope There is a question pulsing quietly beneath the surface of every lab bench, every line of code, every equation scribbled onto a whiteboard: Why are we doing this? Is it for discovery, for prestige, for the betterment of humanity—or something more elusive? At Caltech, we pride ourselves on pushing the boundaries of what is knowable, and we do, no one says the opposite. We decode the stars, manipulate the quantum, edit genes and simulate the brain.

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Few Caltech students will take advantage of the opportunity to study abroad during their undergraduate time here. Understandably, undergrads are some of the busiest people you will meet here: classes throughout the day, sports and house activities through the afternoon, problem sets throughout the night and well into the morning, sleep if you can afford it, rinse and repeat. Our four-year plans are often packed; graduating on time is important when your tuition is, to say the least, exorbitant.

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Spring at Caltech is a season of rapid transformation. Step away for just a few days, and you’ll return to a campus bursting with changes: the once-bare branches are now decorated with colorful flowers. The drastic changes aren’t limited to flora – migrating wildlife also contributes to the seasonal dynamics. Migration is one of nature’s greatest mysteries. California lies in the heart of a major migration corridor through the Americas, making Caltech a special stopover for many migrators. Take

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The Graduate Student formal has become the latest casualty of DOGE’s sweeping budget cuts. Fear not, however: the Caltech Rugby Club will be hosting their Annual Ball at the Athenaeum, open to both the blossoming club membership and the wider Graduate Student body. Expect crowd-pleasing music, free flowing food and drink, all set amongst the grandeur of our very own Athenaeum Club. ![Save the date: Friday 30th May 2025 -tickets on sale w/c 14th April - follow @caltechruggers to find out how you

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“For stars from Bette Davis to Angelina Jolie, the ultimate rite of passage since the 1950s has been sitting for the legendary Don Bachardy,” Michael Slenske wrote for The Hollywood Reporter. On Saturday, over 100 works of art and archival materials from Bachardy’s life and career will be on display at The Huntington’s MaryLou and George Boone Gallery. One of L.A.’s most acclaimed portraitists, Bachardy’s works convey a sense of intimacy and capture his subjects with remarkable likeness. Whil

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In my time at Caltech, I have found that scientists love to both work hard and play hard. While preparing for a party and hanging decorations at Dabney Garden last Fall, I noticed a statue of the Japanese deity Tenjin, on which I placed an Earth-shaped lantern. This man sitting on a yak with a Japanese name was of particular interest to me, as I have studied the Japanese language for over 10 years. Why had this statue been placed in one of the most historic spaces on campus? Why is Tenjin import

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Every year, a million people die of a curable disease. Why haven’t you heard about it? Last year, tuberculosis killed more people than malaria, war, and murder combined. More people than COVID-19 or HIV/AIDS. One-quarter of all people alive today currently have tuberculosis, and every twenty seconds, someone dies from it. Tuberculosis is the most deadly disease in the world. It is also curable. So, why haven’t you heard of it, and why do people keep dying from it? **Living With Tuberc

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Ashlyn Roice - ASCIT President Hello! My name is Ashlyn Roice, and I am running for ASCIT President. Here is my statement and my picture: Hey, everyone! I’m Ashlyn Roice, a current junior and Lloydie studying Computer Science and Information & Data Science. You may know me as the current Social Director of ASCIT. This year, I am honored to be running for the ASCIT pre

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One of the projects ASCIT B.o.D. adopted in 2023 was to review the building accessibility policies for undergraduate students outside of normal operational hours. For context, following the pandemic, building access was understandably limited in order to prioritize the safety and health of the campus communities. Since then, many of the previous building accessibility policies have been reinstated. The following outlines what these policies are, and who to reach out to should you experience diff

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The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has opened submissions for the 2025 Student Academy Awards® (SAA), and Caltech students are now eligible to participate. Established in 1972, the SAAs recognize excellence in collegiate filmmaking and support the development of emerging talent in the cinematic arts. Chris Roginski, assistant to Michael Benedict, Director of Academy Awards Events, confirmed this news, saying, “Caltech students are eligible to participate and submit a short film to

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Two members of the Caltech faculty have been named 2025 Wolf Prize laureates in recognition of their distinguished scientific accomplishments; the David Baltimore Professor of Biology and Bioengineering, Pamela Björkman, received the accolade in medicine, whereas the Frank J. Roshek Professor of Physics and Applied Physics, emeritus, Jim Eisenstein, received the prize in physics. The Wolf Prize is a prestigious award that recognizes “outstanding achievements in advancing science and the arts fo

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The Caltech Y regularly organizes Cultural Cuisine Tours across L.A., allowing people to try out new cuisines for a subsidized rate in the presence of a cultural leader, who understands the cuisine and can provide additional information about the food options. Recently, I helped them organize a Cultural Cuisine Tour to Annapurna Grill, specifically to explore South Indian cuisine. And in so doing, I found out just how little people actually knew about South Indian cuisine. To answer a question

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Applications are now open for the 23rd annual Wolfram Summer School, taking place June 22–July 11, 2025, at Bentley University in Waltham, Massachusetts. The three-week program offers students, researchers, and innovators the opportunity to work on real-world projects alongside leading technologists, researchers, and physicists. Participants will collaborate directly with Stephen Wolfram to shape and refine their project goals. The program includes specialized tracks such as Science and Techno

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March 4, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

Caltech joined several other leading American research universities in a lawsuit against the National Institutes of Health (NIH). Filed on February 10, the lawsuit challenges what it describes as “a flagrantly unlawful action… that, if allowed to stand, will devastate medical research at America’s universities.” On February 7, the NIH announced that indirect costs for all new and existing grants would be standardized at a rate of 15%. When a grant is awarded, direct costs are how much is spent

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You’ve probably heard a joke about JPL standing for Jack Parsons Laboratory. Or at least you’ve heard that Jack Parsons was one of the founders of JPL and that a crater on the moon’s dark side is named after him. But have you ever delved into the subtext, personality, habits, and life of Jack Parsons? Probably not. So, that’s what I’m here for. Over the last month, I’ve studied the life and legacy of this charismatic, visionary, dreamy, mystical… and possibly crazy guy. Remember that in a new

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Over the last month, a series of federal funding cuts to scientific research has created disruptions and uncertainty for various agencies and institutions. The National Science Foundation (NSF), which funds research across all disciplines of science and engineering, and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), which funds climate research and oversees environmental monitoring, are both facing significant reductions to their budgets and staff cuts of up to 50%. In addition to

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In research published last year by Ecology & Conservation Science, I showed that electromagnetic fields (EMFs) can selectively impact low-growing plants to make them explosively flammable. The terpene hydroperoxides that EMFs produce can also cause spontaneous combustion. Fires examined in this paper each showed multiple independent starts and wind patterns with extensive periods of very low wind followed by strong gusty winds, cons

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Woodpeckers are perhaps the most overlooked yet ever-present wildlife species on campus. Like the ubiquitous fox squirrels (a topic for another day), they are a daily sight if you know where to look. Every time I mention them to other Caltech students, the most common reaction is, “Wait, we have woodpeckers on campus?!” And I’ll nod slowly, like a long-time local: “Yes, we have at least three families of them.” Among all woodpecker species, acorn woodpeckers stand out for their habit of dri

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Well, this evening I find myself with one of my usual inspirations. I promised myself that I would go to bed early, but, in this place, that is never really possible. I tried, at least, and now, in this phase of almost REM relaxation, I write. Background music fills the room, my rosettes hanging on the wall watch me silently, and in these six square meters of chaos – today I would say around 70% – I try to put my thoughts in order. It has been a tough day. The bed is still unmade, but I will sle

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Democritus: The Ancient Greek Who Would Have Loved Caltech’s Labs (If He Had a Microscope) Imagine if some guy from 2,300 years ago walked into a Caltech physics lab, took one look at an electron microscope, and said, “Yep, told you so.” That guy would be Democritus, the ancient Greek philosopher who somehow managed to predict the existence of atoms without a single piece of scientific equipment—just pure brainpower, a lot of thinking, and probably too much free time. Sure, he didn’t get eve

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February 18, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

Docudrama. 1h 49 min. 2024. Nicholas Winton is an English stockbroker who has a comfortable life in 1930 London but knows that Hitler’s Germany is invading Praga, Czechoslovakia; with a humanitarian group, he helps save 669 children from Nazism. Winton worked quickly to find foster families fo

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The Steering Committee of the Faculty Board has recently met and approved several updates to the Honor Code process. Most of these pertain to faculty and instructors, but it is important for students to know and understand their rights. Here is a brief summary of the changes: While submitting a Board of Control reporting form, instructors may optionally request to have a preliminary meeting with Board of Control leadership and the Director of Conduct and Community Standards to better present

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JPL implemented its third round of layoffs in 2024 on November 13, cutting 325 employees—roughly 5% of its workforce. This latest reduction follows earlier waves: 100 contractors in January and 570 additional employees and contractors in February. As a result, JPL’s workforce now stands at approximately 5,500 employees. These job cuts stem from a funding crisis centered around the Mars Sample Return (MSR) mission, a flagship NASA initiative designed to retrieve and analyze Martian rock and dust

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DeepSeek is a new China-based startup that has created a Large Language Model (LLM) chatbot as capable as the current industry standard, ChatGPT. DeepSeek was founded in 2023. The new models created were out of necessity made on a much lower budget than most U.S.-based programs. The United States government restricts the number of NVIDIA and other AI chips exported

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We don’t talk about it. We don’t want to admit it. But racism is still here, still present, and each one of us feels its weight in some way. How can we still believe that a person’s worth can be defined by the color of their skin or where they were born? How many times have I heard, “Oh, you’re Italian? So, the mafia? Pizza? You don’t do much, do you?” Stereotypes. Labels. Concepts created decades ago that somehow still manage to stick. It’s in my bones, this feeling of being judged, of being ca

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I had the opportunity to hear Dr. Parker speak at my astronomy club and was greatly dismayed at how brutally and abruptly he was laid off at your prestigious institution. I worked at JPL as a temporary secretary while working on my software engineering degree in the early 1980s and loved it there. I just don’t understand how a company could come in and lock a person of such stature and education out of his work of many years there within an hour of being laid off. Now he has to hope he will be

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We are deeply saddened by the news of the passing of Jenijoy La Belle, a trailblazing administrative leader, devoted professor, and outspoken advocate for academic integrity and the rights of women. Along a career trajectory marked by keen intelligence, unyielding resolve, and passion for literature, La Belle was the first woman to be hired as a faculty member at Caltech. The indelible contributions she has made to Shakespeare, William Blake, Theodore Roethke, and 17th-century poetry remain atta

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In our annual review of the ASCIT Bylaws, ASCIT Board of Directors has decided to propose the following amendments. These propositions have been approved unanimously by the Board of Directors, and we now bring them to the undergraduate students to be voted into action. The Review Committee will send out voting procedures today, Tuesday, February 18th, and we want to take the time to outline the amendments that are being proposed, why they are being proposed, and elicit your vote. All of the pr

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Like music? Looking for something cheap and cool to do? Want to get to know some locals? Like crappy music? Then you should check out a DIY show! From random backyards and patios to overpasses and warehouses, these shows have some unconventionally cool venues. One such memorable show took place at a skatepark, where people were doing tricks on motorcycles and some guy brought a microwave into the pit. Consisting of the dry, dusty backyard of a suburban household, the “cum house” was another fav

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Here I have finished describing the three greatest pillars of sophistical philosophy, or, in any case, names that everyone knows. I was therefore perplexed: to whom could I dedicate this next article? The idea was to go in order, but, as always in my life, everything is chaos and therefore, referring precisely to this, I decided to write about Heraclitus. Heraclitus, one of the toughest brains of Ephesus (6-5th century BCE), is like the colleague or student who never goes to Page’s or laborator

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The U.S. Department of Education issued a letter to universities on February 14th, broadly declaring all race-conscious programs illegal under federal law, including any decision affecting “aspects of student, academic, and campus life.” The directive, attributed to Acting Assistant Secretary for Civil Rights Craig Trainor, prescribes that all universities receiving federal funding have until February 28th to s

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January 28, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

Nearly a year since voting to form our union, the elected CGPU bargaining team is proud to unanimously endorse a YES vote on a full Tentative Agreement (TA) to ratify Caltech Postdoc (PD) and Graduate Student Workers’ (GSWs) first-ever union contract. This historic agreement demonstrates the power GSWs and PDs have built and exercised through mass engagement in our contract campaign. It also reflects a shared desire between GSWs and PDs and the Caltech Administration to reach an agreement in the

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And here we are at the last pillar of ancient philosophy, which, in some way, can also be defined as the father of the modern one. After our Platonic dive into the world of ideas, metaphysical realms, and abstract thought, it’s time to plant our feet firmly on the ground. If Plato was the dreamer with his head above the clouds, Aristotle is the realist with his hands in the soil. He’s the philosopher of practicality; the one who took the abstract musings of his teacher, Plato, and said, “Alright

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As one of the world’s most powerful empires was crumbling, its line of succession was also in dire straits. After losing his first wife and only son to smallpox, Philip IV of Spain faced an urgent need for a male heir. So, to consolidate the dynastic power of his family, Philip IV married his 14-year-old niece, Mariana of Austria, who had originally been betrothed to his late son. Following their marriage, a portrait of Spain’s new queen consort was commissioned. Last month, the Norton Simon Mu

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1. The Problem $130,000. That is my estimate of waste at Bechtel. Most visitors to Caltech’s newest residence were probably surprised when they first found out that the 212-room building has just one entrance, an issue which, as a resident of Bechtel myself, has been more inconvenient than I originally anticipated. There are various doors around Bechtel, as shown by the circles in the below floor plan. However, only the southern main gate indicated in green has a card reader, while every o

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I’ve been thinking about this article for a while now, but I can’t seem to find the right moment to write it. For me, writing means putting my thoughts down on paper—sometimes thoughts I struggle to acknowledge or understand, or that I try to avoid altogether. As my fingers race across the keyboard, the sound of a train echoes a few hundred meters away, and a cold breeze seeps through the window next to my bed. I’m in one of those classic American motels in the middle of nowhere. I’ve been compe

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My name is John Chapman, and I am a G5 chemistry graduate student. I have gathered union petition signatures, organized vote parties for union authorization, sent mass emails in support of the union, and spoken in person to most grad students and postdocs in Schlinger, Church, and Crellin for Caltech Grad Researchers and Postdocs United (CGPU). I’m about as pro-union as they come. But right now, CGPU is at best misleading and at worst outright lying about compensation gains in the recent tentat

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After 14 years as Caltech’s Director of Athletics, Physical Education and Recreation, Betsy Mitchell announced earlier this month that she will be stepping down in the spring. Regarding this decision, she stated that it is “just time for a change” in an email to the Tech. Mitchell is the former world (1986-1991) and American (1986-2002) record holder in 200-meter backstroke. During her time at the University of Texas at Austin, she was a 7-time individual NCAA champion in swimming and the NCA

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In the midst of procrastinating yet another set, I am seized by my obsession with the godforsaken company Nintendo. Ever since the official announcement of the Nintendo Switch 2 (yes that is actually its name), I have not known a day of peace. I seem to be physically incapable of lasting 24 hours without thinking about this new console. With a supposed price of around $400-449, it is important to see if it will match up to the high price point. ![](https://xguzskbxiptvhbyggkpl.supabase.co/stora

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If you’ve recently heard students humming show tunes, hyping up hockey games, or debating the best rides at Knott’s Berry Farm, you’ve probably stumbled upon the buzz surrounding Caltech’s Off-Campus Programming Series. What started as a pilot program to foster student engagement is now a fully-fledged initiative under the Office of Student and Family Engagement (SFE). I recently had the chance to chat with Steven Metzmaker, Assistant Director of Residential & Student Experience, who has been

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January 14, 2025 Print edition (PDF)

Nintendo is arguably the largest gaming company in the world. From the Legend of Zelda to Mario, it’s amassed an impressive repertoire of successful franchises. Even more so, the success of these franchises becomes even more impressive considering how they are only available on a Nintendo console. With the Switch turning 8 years old in March, it’s high time that Ni

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Contrary to what our pseudonym suggests, we are but college students. Thus we spent all of this past fall hoping and praying for a single miracle: Caltech’s Three Week Winter Break. This break is a time of rest, a time of relaxation, and a time of rejuvenation. During these three weeks, we slowly gather back up the energy needed for the upcoming winter term, whether that be through spending time with friends and family, going out and having fun, or simply just doing nothing. For this reason, we

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I promised you Plato, and here we are. I would say that, after a period of rest where we fantasized about the future and especially about what we should and could have done during the following term, the philosopher I am going to write about fits perfectly. A Mediterranean illumination that I had trying to understand how to find a connection, but it allows us to see the world of Platonic ideas as a parallel reality truly capable of transforming the simple idea of thought, with the intellectual s

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Caltech is, by most accounts, a demanding place. Students work too hard; professors stress too much. Lunchtime should come as the universal comfort blanket to us all. A chance for our basement-ridden folk to remember what Vitamin D feels like; an opportunity for Caltech students to practice a social encounter; a time to sing Katy Perry to both halves of my grilled chicken sandwich. And yet, it is my frequent jaunts into the Browne dining hall that prove the most demanding of all. ![](https://xg

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“A combination of abnormally dry conditions and powerful wind gusts have fueled Los Angeles with destructive wildfires.” This was the subtitle of the first article published by the L.A. Times, and I think you have all read about what is happening, which areas are affected, and how hard they have tried to put out the fire and contain it, but it is a machine that does not stop. ![All photo cred: Zion Irving-Singh](https://xguzskbxiptvhbyggkpl.supabase.co/storage/v1/object/public/media/

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I just finished reading the new book Star Bound by Emily Carney and Bruce McCandless III (shoutout to my friend Paige Kaufman who released a podcast interview with the authors yesterday – Space Spiels, wherever you get your podcasts). In the book, the authors discuss – among other things – how we have successfully grown plants in lunar regolith brought back from the Apollo missions. This is especially relevant now, as Artemis is aimed at establishing a permanent base on the surface of the Moon

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When I sent out my university applications it was as if my entire country was against me, no one wanted me to leave the traditional circle of the native student, and yet, here I am. I believe I owe this story to many people, but especially to that little girl with dark curls w

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It is now Monday January 13th 2025 and the Eaton Fire is 14,117 acres and 27% contained. 3,155 firefighting personnel are assigned to this fire. The Eaton Fire is one of the worst natural disasters in United States history, and Southern California’s deadliest wildfire disaster. Ten miles of foothills from the Jet Propulsion Laboratory to

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![Cast of Earth Data, from left to right: Kathryn Bikle, Ellis Spickermann, Cai Tong Ng, Jocelyn Argueta, Joony Kim, Anya Janowski, Armin Kleinboehl, the author, Maria Azcona Baez, Eric Smith, Joey Jefferson, Julian Wagner, Solvin Sigurdson, Jessica Kilgore, Josef Svoboda, Leslie Maxfield, Boyuan Chen, Maat Braaten. Just out of frame are Joži McKiernan and Michael Gutierrez.](https://xguzskbxiptvhbyggkpl.supabase.co/storage/v1/object/public/media/1411cbde-6d28-80b8-96d1-fe99ceb2d99f/5181bbfc6a93

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We must confess that artificial intelligence has changed the planet. Once upon a time, man was surprised by the discovery of fire, then metal, cultivation techniques. Then we arrived at more scientific realities such as during the Middle Ages when extraordinary cathedrals were built using heavy tools, pulleys, a form of engineering, right? With the Enlightenment, the greatest scientific discoveries were made such as light with Edison or more specific analyses at an anatomical level. Then we arri

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December 8, 2024

December 9, 2024 At approximately 05:00, Pasadena Police approached a group of students working on a radar project for an electrical engineering class outside on South Holliston Ave. The students explained and demonstrated their project, and the police moved on. At 06:30, a student in Dabney House saw security with flashlights taking lots of pictures and moving around things in Dabney Backyard, primarily on the ground by the greenhouse. At 06:53, security began searching the trash cans insi

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December 3, 2024 Print edition (PDF)

At the beginning of the fall term, the Caltech Pond Bridge was transformed by artist Lita Albuquerque into a gold foil installation — the largest she has made to date — dubbed This Moment in Time. It’s part of a larger art exhibit at Caltech called Crossing Over: Art and Science at Caltech. Presented as part of the Getty’s PST ART: Art & Science Collide program, Crossing Over spans six distinct indoor and outdoor venues on Caltech’s campus, featuring an array of scientific drawings, painti

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On November 13, JPL laid off 325 employees, or 5% of its workforce. This is the Lab’s third round of layoffs in 2024: first was the January reduction of 100 on-site contractors, followed by the February layoffs of 530 employees and 40 additional contractors. As a result, the JPL workforce currently stands at roughly 5,500 employees. These reductions stem from a funding crisis for the Mars Sample Return mission, which intends to

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This past summer I was walking on campus when in a window I saw something I would not expect to see at a technical school – a flyer with the following poem printed on it: I don’t care how God-damn smart / these guys are: I’m bored. / It’s been raining like hell all day long / and there’s nothing to do and a photo of Caltech’s first and only poet in residence, Richard Brautigan. The more I thought about it, however, I realized that there is a strong connection between science and po

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The Committee on House Assessment, Support, and Experience (CHASE) was formed in Spring 2023 and “charged by the Vice President for Student Affairs Kevin Gilmartin to develop strategic recommendations to ensure that the undergraduate houses remain supportive living and learning environments, where current and future Caltech students can thrive and succeed,” according to an email sent to undergraduates last spring. The Committee was composed of current students, faculty, staff, and alumni. As par

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Hi! It’s me again, your sleeper buddy who has been hung up on the Getting Better Sleep Workshop by SWS ever since it happened. But it doesn’t stop there – now my YouTube algorithm has been suggesting videos about sleep too. And honestly? I’ll take it. I am now invested in getting better sleep, and hopefully you are along for the ride. Now, I’m not here to preach to

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Well yes, I am more than sure that all of you have already heard of Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, the masters of ancient classical philosophy. There would not have been a beginning without them and none of the greatest philosophers, even of the contemporary age, would have managed to develop a single concrete idea, think of Immanuel Kant who still criticized Plato during the period of the Enlightenment (1750). Many think that Caltech is a completely STEM university, where there is no room for huma

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Grab a friend and go holiday light-seeing! Holiday Light Spotting in the Neighborhoods: Christmas Tree Lane Free, drive or walk 5:30 pm - 12 am Santa Rosa Avenue, Altadena, CA Come enjoy the true holiday spirit at one of the oldest Christmas light displays in a tradition going back over a hundred years. The all-volunteer group bedazzles nearly a mile of the street with lights lining all the trees in a beautiful display of community. Be sure to come to the Lighting Ceremony an

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I’m Antonio. I matriculated as a Caltech undergraduate in 2019. I will not graduate. I write to share my perspective. “As scientists, I think we need to own our perspectives rather than pretend that we have some omniscient neutral view of reality.” (McGlynn, Terry. “It’s really hard to see things from other perspectives.” Science for Everyone. 2024 August 19.) My story will not reflect the experience of most Caltech undergraduates. The message I want to communicate may fail to resonate with m

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In our annual review of the ASCIT Bylaws, ASCIT Board of Directors has decided to propose the following amendments. These propositions have been approved unanimously by the Board of Directors, and we now bring them to the undergraduate students to be voted into action. We will have the Review Committee send out voting procedures at the beginning of next term (as to avoid having an amendment election during finals). Before then, we will release another reminder in The Tech, but prior to this, we

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In a recent national survey of 257 colleges and universities, Caltech ranked overall 111th. 92 Caltech undergrads were surveyed on a number of questions including how often they felt the need to “self-censor,” their comfort expressing their views on different topics, and administrative support. The report was published by the Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression (FIRE), a nonpartisan group supporting free speech on college campuses. The data in this report were collected between Janua

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It was a bit of an enigma as to why he had chosen to speak at Caltech. A world famous luxury shoe designer, Stuart Weitzman, seems an unlikely visitor. After graduating from the Wharton School in 1963 at the University of Pennsylvania, Weitzman pushed his job offer at Goldman Sachs to pursue women’s shoe designing. In 2019, UPenn named its school of design after him

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A SATIRE advice column about alive, ahaha, and everything in between! Hello quail, I’ve recently been feeling quite lonely. I feel like none of the people at this school truly understand me. Theyre always telling me I’m too “wild” or am acting “feral”. I dont really know what to do, they all seem so tame and boring. Greetings wild child. Ah, well you see, theres your problem. You’re trying to interact with people. I have some good friends around campus I can let know to in

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In “The Ballad of East and West,” Rudyard Kipling states that “East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet.” On the contrary, Raqib Shaw demonstrates how art can unite the two with striking effect. Last month, Raqib Shaw: Ballads of East and West opened at the Huntington Art Gallery. Organized by the Frist Art Museum and the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum, along with curator Zehra Jumabhoy, the exhibition culminates its national tour at the Huntington. It is the artist’s f

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November 12, 2024 Print edition (PDF)

When exam weeks are upon us, it can be hard to maintain a positive attitude and keep your head up. It is a particularly brutal season of term, where long (4 to 5-hour long) exams for some classes are coupled with problem sets and projects that are still on schedule for others. Unlike finals, we don’t get the week off for midterms, so this season is particularly mid. It’s so hard to forget that there are things that we can enjoy and look forward to during these exams, and once they are done. To a

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Tim Ryan enrolled in Caltech in 1973. Initially a physics major – his advisor the famous Richard Feynman – Tim soon found himself swept up by the then-hot field of electrical engineering. “We were right at the beginning of that, where the first inexpensive microprocessors had become available,” Tim recalled. Around 1975

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Caltech Campus Security and the Facilities Department have begun the process of installing outdoor cameras at all entrances to undergraduate housing. This addition expands an existing network of cameras around graduate housing, namely the Catalina apartments, and atop blue-lit emergency telephone stations. Chief of Security Hampton Cantrell has communicated openly with the community about this process, providing information through emails with the Tech. Cantrell and Robert Bagley, Campus Phys

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The Caltech Turtle Club, founded in 2021, began its campaign to change the school’s mascot from the beaver to the turtle in April 2024. One of their chief arguments, presented on the club’s website, is for uniqueness: “It’s time for Caltech to distinguish itself with a mascot that sets us apart. MIT may also boast the beaver, but we are Caltech – a beacon of originality and ingenuity. By embracing the turtle, we not only carve out our own identity but also symbolize our commitment to forging ou

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2025 will mark the 110th anniversary of the Southern California Intercollegiate Athletic Conference (SCIAC), which Caltech—then still Throop Polytechnic Institute—helped found, alongside our longtime academic neighbors, Occidental College, Pomona College, University of Redlands, and Whittier College. Since before the Institute bore its present name, in other words,

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The Caltech Y Community Service & Advocacy (CSA) Fair on Friday, November 8, 2024, drew an impressive turnout on San Pasqual Walk, where numerous community organizations from the Pasadena and Greater Los Angeles areas connected with enthusiastic Caltech students. Representatives from local non-profit organizations engaged with students who demonstrated a strong interest in volunteer and outreach opportunities. Participating organizations included: Pasadena City College Veterans Resource

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One such famous Austrian psychiatrist and philosopher, Viktor Frankl, deeply affected humanistic psychology with his logotherapy and famous book entitled “Man’s Search for Meaning.” Founded upon a search for purpose and meaning in literally the worst of times, Frankl’s philosophy naturally flows into ideas of personal integrity and responsibility—values that extensively respirate within the academic goals of Caltech. At the core of Viktor Frankl’s philosophy is logotherapy, a form of existential

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hey quail, i’m having an identity crisis. whenever i try to be helpful, people just yell at me. last year literally my whole department got promoted except me 😭 i tried to make a fresh start with a new brand, but it never seems to work 😔 what should i do? i can’t keep this up much longer, i’m running out of acronyms —Radiant Search Hi my Festive friend Hunting for answers! I may have a good answer for you. In my infinite expanse of wisdom, I would recommend a very powerful exercise for

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Mannion’s review: Casa Bianca is located at 1650 Colorado Boulevard in Eagle Rock. This stretch of Colorado has become quite the destination for good food over the past few years. You will find Milk Farm, Lemongrass Café, Oinkster, and many other good places to eat or to buy food. For those of you who do not know Eagle Rock, it is the area where you will find

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On Saturday, November 2, Caltech Swim & Dive defeated the Occidental College Panthers at De Mandel Aquatics Center. The Caltech divers achieved victories and top three finishes. In women’s 1-meter and 3-meter diving, Ava Balanon (’28, Fleming), Jana Woo (CS ’26, Page), and Kassie Kristufek (’28, Fleming) finished top three in

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We aim to explore the two most fundamental questions: “How did everything start?” and “Is there life beyond our own Earth?” We’ve talked about our ongoing and future efforts to address the first question in a previous article (Imaging The Beginning Of Time From The South Pole, The California Tech, April 11, 2023) where we discussed our South Pole research imaging the beginning of time. The second fundamental question will be th

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From September 27 to December 15, 2024, Crossing Over: Art and Science at Caltech, 1920–2020 (PST ART), an expansive public exhibition, unfolds across Caltech’s campus, offering visitors a unique exploration of the intersection between art and science. Presented as part of the Getty’s PST ART: Art & Science Collide program, Crossing Over spans six distinct indoor and outdoor venues on Caltech’s campus, featuring an array of scientific drawings, paintings, photographs, films, instruments, mol

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2024 has been one of the most important years for Caltech, which continues to build on its legacy of scientific discovery, innovation, and academic excellence. Although we are coming to the end of this year, we beavers are sure to make new discoveries as we step into 2025. In 1920 Throop university changed its name and marked a new era as the California Institute of Technology name. 2024 brings new milestones, anniversaries, and achievements that further highlight the Institute’s incredible cont

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On Monday, November 4, faculty representatives Professor Gil Refael, Chair of the Faculty Board, Professor Jennifer Jahner, Dean of Undergraduate Students, and Professor Omer Tamuz, Chair of the First Year Admissions Committee, hosted open office hours for students who wanted to hear more about the changes to Caltech’s undergraduate admissions practices. These changes involved reinstating standardized testing and reducing the role of athletic recruitment in admissions. Before taking questions,

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Olive Walk, Caltech, Pasadena, USA — In a shocking turn of events, the elusive “Hand Drill Hannibal” has struck again, this time pilfering hand drills from both Blacker Hovse and Page House within the last week. Local residents are in a frenzy as the drill bandit continues to leave no tool unturned. Witnesses describe Hannibal as a figure shrouded in mystery. “They’ve definitely got a taste for the finer drills,” said one concerned citizen, who wishes to remain anonymous. ![The Hand Drill Hann

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October 22, 2024 Print edition (PDF)

We’re at Caltech. Of course there will be people saying that without sacrificing sleep, you can’t get enough time to do your sets, your research, your socializing. But what came first – the advice or the lifestyle? That is to say, did people start staying up later, then realize because the people around them were staying up, it was impossible to do anything in the mornings, so they started staying up later too, and the vicious cycle perpetuated? Or is it truly that impossible to maintain a healt

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For the astute eyes on campus, you may have noticed something different about Caltech Hall, specifically the bridge across the pond. But for those who may not know, the bridge going across Caltech Hall Pond has been completely covered in gold leaf, or so it seems. That is because this golden glimmer upon the bridge is actually an art installation called This Moment in Time by Lisa Albuquerque, and it is one piece of an art exhibition hosted by the Caltech Library, _Crossing Over: Art and Scie

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On October 6th there was a fire in one of the labs in Keck. According to Shayna McKinney, Chief Communications officer for Caltech, “The exact cause of the fire is still under investigation, but the source is believed to have been a piece of equipment in one area that malfunctioned.” Sources have told the Tech that the equipment was believed to be a soldering iron. The fire activated the sprinkles which “worked as designed and activated to put the fire out in the space where it originated.” The

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“Blended Worlds: Experiments In Interplanetary Imagination,” an exhibit at the Brand Library & Art Center in Glendale, seeks to elucidate the universe through collaborative works by artists and NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory scientists and engineers. The exhibit features a series of interdisciplinary works that challenge visitors to reflect on how deeper connections with nature can cultivate a renewed sense of wonder and curiosity about Earth and the universe.  “The magic of art is that it e

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In the heart of Pasadena, nestled between the evergreen-dotted hills and the sprawling cityscape, stands a campus symbolizing human ingenuity and environmental harmony: Caltech. Remarkably, what was once a patchwork of open chaparral and agricultural land has transformed into a living laboratory where science meets sustainability. Today, Caltech’s carefully designed landscape reflects this transformation, with tree-lined avenues such as San Pasqual Walk as living symbols of this balance between

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October 8, 2024 Print edition (PDF)

It has come to our attention that there is wrong information going around about Mailbox assignments. Here are the rules: Mailboxes are assigned at check -in and you keep them while you are an active student If you withdraw for whatever reason the box is pulled and re-assigned. It is not held. Any correspondence/packages that come in with your old MSC is returned. Mailboxes should be checked daily Any questions contact either Alice Edel – Tech Express [aedel@caltech.edu](mai

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Man Edition By Kenadi Waymire As an ordinary American from the Midwest, pizza to me has always been the go-to meal for when my parents didn’t feel like cooking. I spent my childhood only ever enjoying the Neapolitan delights from Pizza Hut and Papa John’s; to be honest, these are still the pies I prefer. Gastronomes with palettes much more refined than mine debate the merits of the various styles of pizza as if they were on opposing sides of a gruesome civil war; some espouse Chicago deep

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In an email to the Caltech community on September 5, 2024, Professors Kevin Gilmartin and Gil Refael announced two changes to the Institute’s undergraduate admissions process—reinstating standardized testing and reducing the weight of athletics. These changes “reaffirm Caltech’s commitment to academic merit and excellence, and are crucial to fulfilling the Institute’s Mission: ‘to expand human knowledge and benefit society through research integrated with education.’ ” Regarding athletics, the

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Dear Techers, Welcome to the beginning of a new academic year! I hope it brings discovery, friendship, joy, and the right kinds of challenges—the ones that help you grow into your talents and feel a sense of pride upon accomplishment. If, like me, your life has long been organized by the rhythms of a fall-to-spring academic calendar, the idea that the year truly “begins” in September likely seems natural. Fall brings for me a sense of nerves and anticipation, a knowledge that the pace of life p

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I don’t know if I’m just (un)lucky, but it feels quite often that I come across a broken sprinkler head gushing concerning amounts of water onto the adjacent sidewalk. I saw two within 30 minutes of each other in different places on campus last week. Every time, I wonder how long it’s gone unnoticed (or unaddressed). Fortunately for my easily-pacified conscience, “

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On Sunday, October 6th around 10:30pm, a fire was reported in the Keck Engineering Laboratories. The building was evacuated, fire extinguished, and no injuries reported. A burst sprinkler pipe caused flooding of all floors 2 and below, resulting in significant water damage. According to the Caltech Notification System, the building will remain closed until further n

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Do you dream of shaping the future of space exploration, working alongside leaders in the field, and engaging directly with NASA, astronauts, and industry pioneers? The Keck Institute for Space Studies (KISS) at Caltech offers an incredible opportunity for graduate students and postdocs through its renowned KISS Affiliates program—an experience that promises to elevate your research, expand your professional network, and immerse you in the discussions that shape space missions. *What is KISS?

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Local Happenings in Pasadena New students, welcome to Caltech! There’s a lot of great places in and around Pasadena, ranging from flea markets, art stores, boba arcades, and free museums. Seasonal events: Knott’s Scary Farm Now - November 2, >$60 Knotts Berry Farm Marking its 51st year in the running, Knott’s Berry Farm turns into a haunting park of themed mazes and attractions, with scare actors, spooky decorations, and impressive themed mazes with immersive environments. **P

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Techers received an email from Housing Maintenance on August 13th at 3:06 pm. What was it this time? More items left out where they shouldn’t be? Another facilities check? No, the email stated the air conditioning system in the South Houses was down due to a broken chilled waterline. This by nature was already grim. Just imagine - no air conditioning? In Southern California? During summer? The only thing that could’ve made the situation even worse was a heatwave, but unfortunately for Techers, t

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Sign-ups for undergraduate students to participate in the 2025 Student Faculty Conference (SFC) and Student Life and Experience Conference (SLEC) are now open. The ASCIT Board of Directors has been working to secure the support of faculty and administrative staff for the chance for students to finally be able to take the initiative to make a visible difference within the Caltech experience. This will be accomplished by creating consensus between students, faculty and administrators. In order to

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Background The Center for Technology and Management Education (CTME) is a relatively unknown subdivision of Caltech’s Department of Engineering and Applied Sciences. According to their website, the purpose of the CTME is to “elevate individuals and organizations, fostering innovation and driving transformative growth.” To this end, they claim to offer the “best programs and courses” through their “rewarding, practical, and economical approach to professional education.” Most of these progra

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The Express Cook feature on modern microwaves is perfectly exemplary of all the problems with today’s society. What happened to the days when a man could simply enter 15 or 45 seconds, saying nothing of more creative inputs, like 0:42 or 6:09? In our obsession for speed and optimization, we have stamped out the joy of microwaving. Is making “3:00” only one button press worth deleting every single other combination that could start with the number 3? Near infinite combinations have been silenced

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As new frosh enter their first EVER Caltech term, they also embark on a journey into the wonderful land of P/F. Unlike many other college institutions, Caltech gives us all the chance to take our first two terms of college on pass/fail, meaning that this is the perfect time to go out, explore, and have new experiences. The three writers of the article have the firm belief that one should try their hardest to sidequest while on P/F, a principle we adhered to during our own P/F terms. From our exp

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There’s a good sandwich, nay, a great sandwich at Broad Café. Quite honestly, this sandwich is glorious. This sandwich is there to pick you up when you are down. It fills you up when you are empty. It is the Chipotle Grilled Cheese sandwich. On days when I forgot my lunch, or didn’t have time to meal prep… maaaan, I know exactly what I’m getting on Caltech campus. It’s Broad Café’s Chipotle Grilled Cheese sandwich. That sandwich could save lives. It’s got toasted sourdough, melted cheddar chees

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Caltech Women’s Soccer team had their second home game of the season, their first home game where Caltech students can watch, this past Saturday in the Caltech North Field against La Verne. The starting team, Sophie Steven (CS ‘26, Venerable), Ellie Yamada (BE ‘27, Ricketts), Marie Choi-Schattle (ME ‘27, Fleming), Georgia Malueg (CS/BEM ‘25, Fleming), Juni Polansky

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September 24, 2024 Print edition (PDF)

Many people question what the end of summer may mean. The end of an era of relaxation? The dawn of a new stick season? Or the letter ‘r’? The end of the summer can mean different things for different people. For some, it’s the end of time with family. After flying across the globe to meet the people you love, this might be the time you say goodbye. And the time when you have more than 12 hours to yourself in a flying metal tin can. Although, if you haven’t got a window seat, the entertainment

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Man Edition By Unknown TL;DR: Gus’s is a fantastic BBQ restaurant not far from campus. Upon arrival, I noticed that the place was lively and a bit noisy, with tables feeling somewhat cramped. However, the service was impressively fast, with waiters frequently checking in on us. There’s free parking available in the back, but it’s worth noting that the restaurant tends to get very crowded, so making a reservation is definitely recommended. Appetizers: Cast Iron Cornbread: This d

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Embedded in the story of food is the story of people: in modern society, the people who grow and harvest it, the people who distribute it, the people who cook it, and if we are at a restaurant, the people who serve it. Eventually, it reaches us. Cooking and eating together are essential parts of our days and lives. However, at one restaurant in Pasadena, food is the story of… a robot. CaliExpress by Flippy is a partnership between Miso Robotics, the Cali Group, and PopID. Miso Robotics was foun

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ASCIT Board of Directors Announces New Student Life and Experience Conference (SLEC) alongside 2025 Student Faculty Conference (SFC) The Associated Students of the California Institute of Technology (ASCIT) Board of Directors (BoD) has announced that, for the first time, both the Student Faculty Conference (SFC) and the newly established Student Life and Experience Conference (SLEC) will take place in April 2025. These two conferences, scheduled back-to-back on April 10 and April 11, 2025,

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The academic year is here, and with it, a playlist to remind you why you can be glad summer is over! As many of you may be aware (some of you probably much more than you’d like to be), numerous parts of the world experienced intense heat waves over the past few months. Just a few weeks ago in LA, temps soared into triple digits for days. The playlist for this edition of The Tech compiles songs to take you back to those toasty days so you can either (A) relive the joy and lack of responsibility

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The first time I felt an overwhelming sense of hopelessness and loneliness at Caltech, I had yet to hear the Fleming cannon fire even once. Stuck in a tiny Braun room on an otherwise nondescript July day, I sat there recalling the events of the previous days. It was the summer before my freshman year, barely a few weeks into the FSRI program, and I had another Title IX investigation meeting to join later that day — a new yet now-regular occurrence thanks to one man’s selfish, callous actions. A

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The Associated Students of the California Institute of Technology (ASCIT) Board of Directors (BoD) has announced that, for the first time, both the Student Faculty Conference (SFC) and the newly established Student Life and Experience Conference (SLEC) will take place in April 2025. These two conferences, scheduled back-to-back on April 10 and April 11, 2025, in Ramo Auditorium, aim to engage students, faculty, and administrative staff in critical discussions about improving both the academic an

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Trey’s review: TL;DR: Gus’s is a fantastic BBQ restaurant not far from campus. Upon arrival, I noticed that the place was lively and a bit noisy, with tables feeling somewhat cramped. However, the service was impressively fast, with waiters frequently checking in on us. There’s free parking available in the back, but it’s worth noting that the restaurant ten

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I’ve always said that playing rugby in America is like being a humanities student at Caltech (we’d know, our interim club Treasurer is an Economist). Caltech has always been a bastion of sporting prowess out on the west coast but times-are-a-changin. Kevin Gilmartin, VP and Faculty Dean of Students, recently slid into our Outlook DMs to announce a pivot “away from sporting extracurriculars [in] the application process.” Concerned that our sporting heritage might fall to the wayside, a diverse gr

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“Storm Cloud: Picturing the Origins of Our Climate Crisis,” an exhibition at The Huntington Library, Art Museum, and Botanical Gardens, opened on September 14. It explores how the environment was documented during a period of rapid industrialization and globalization. The name of the exhibition references a series of lectures from 1884 called “The Storm Cloud of the Nineteenth Century” by John Ruskin, a writer and art critic. In these lectures, Ruskin was apprehensive about the effects of indus

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June 4, 2024 Print edition (PDF)

Red Door: the campus café so inextricable from Caltech existence that it requires no introduction. How, then, to reword this introduction for the fourth entry in this series? As part of an ongoing effort to make the voices of Red Door staff heard in The California Tech, ensuing something of a hiatus in recent issues, the following interview was conducted with Deveon Howard, the Assistant Manager of Red Door. ![Photo of Manager Deveon Howard, standing on the lawn outside Red Door with a smile

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In an email to faculty on January 30, 2024, President Rosenbaum wrote that, “Two questions that have arisen in recent campus conversations concern the value of standardized testing, and the appropriate role of extracurricular activities, in admissions decisions. We have asked the Advisory Committee [on Undergraduate Admissions Policy] to accord these questions high priority and, if possible, to offer their recommendations on standardized testing by the end of March and on extracurricular activit

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Last April, Theater Arts at Caltech (TACIT) staged the part one beta version of Earth Data: The Musical, an original musical inspired by real-life research at JPL. With shows held on the 25th, 26th, 27th, and 28th, this was the culmination of seven months of workshops—students and staff from every corner of the Caltech/JPL community acting, singing, and ideating in concert. The musical is part of Blended Worlds, Caltech/JPL’s submission to

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Verse 1 Caltech isn’t particularly accustomed to non-academic drama; just take a look at this edition’s front page. Mellow Drama, however, is a Caltech quintet, setting out to prove that we could all do with just a little bit of rock and roll lighting up our music scene. Sylvia Plath observed that ‘melodrama thrives solely upon exaggeration’. Well, to avoid the artistic cynicism of Plath, and to not cramp the style of Lorde’s second album, the group drew on their more relaxed musica

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A brief, abridged recapitulation of the events of this academic year, in very rough chronological order. Enjoy! The Tech published the Rotation schedule for the first time since 2019. SPECTRE library’s famous life size ‘Anakin’ figure was found in the dumpster outside Fleming House. Blacker House’s potato cannon and two of Ricketts House’s traditional ‘skits’ were banned from Rotation. The “Question the Quail” column and other satire content in the Tech continued to irk campus administ

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Voting. It is every citizen’s right, or in this case every Caltech undergraduate’s right. Every year we as an undergraduate student body elect people to all manner of positions: ASCIT President, IHC Chair, CRC and BOC chairs, and of course, Tech Editor. Or at least some fraction of us do, ranging from a quarter to half of the student body actually voting in ASCIT elections. (You can see the exact numbers on all the past election forms on Donut, [donut.caltech.edu/1/surveys](https://donut.calte

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This past February, Caltech graduate students and postdocs unionized to form Caltech Graduate Researchers and Postdocs United-United Auto Workers (CGPU-UAW) with overwhelming support. Over 76% of graduate students and 83% of postdocs voted yes, with historic voter turnouts of over 72% and 52% respectively. This win was a culmination of over two years of conversations between graduate student workers and postdocs, connecting over our shared desire to make Caltech the best it can be for all of us.

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As a hub of innovation and discovery, the Division of Engineering and Applied Science (EAS) at Caltech is continually evolving. Caltech offers an array of resources to support its students, however, a challenge often lies in the awareness and accessibility of these resources. The structure of EAS Division fosters independence, which often leads to an unintentional disconnect between departments, restricting the exchange of resources and information. This is why I am excited to introduce the EAS

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The California Tech Sponsored Workout 2: As your friendly neighborhood former Dabney Athman, I have a great passion for trying to get people to go to the gym. As part of these efforts, I would like to give you a nice example workout. And guess what? Today is leg day! Squats A great leg exercise you can do either with weight or with a copy of your favorite campus publication, The California Tech Lunges While you’re doing lunges, picture yourself lunging towards the journalistic integrity

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On May 25, Homage to Nature was unveiled at The Huntington Library, Art Museum, and Botanical Gardens. Created by Mineo Mizuno, a California-based Japanese American artist, the sculpture appreciates wood in its natural state while highlighting related climate issues and ramifications. Mineo Mizuno, Homage to Nature, 2024. _Photo: Elon Schoenholz/The Huntington

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In its current form, the Tech is fundamentally a student-run campus newspaper. This means we report on events that take place at and around Caltech through a distinctly Caltech lens. We strive to publish timely and exigent pieces about what’s going on (but only in a very small corner of the world). We also have been known to publish slightly less-Caltech-related content (namely reviews of media), although even then, I feel the best review will be one through a Caltech lens. Is this a topic the

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Whether you’re having a bonfire at the beach, or camping in the woods, s’mores season is officially here, and with it, a playlist to absolutely scorch your ‘mallows to. I’ll admit it, I have a LOT of hot takes, but this isn’t one of them: s’mores marshmallows have no right to be charred beyond recognition. But I think we can all agree that setting marshmallows on fire is the (mostly) innocent entertainment we all cherish. So, I made a playlist that you can enjoy while spending time with good com

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Hello everyone! In case you haven’t heard, Professor Dana Murphy, Associate Professor of Black Studies and English at Caltech, was recently terminated. We, the students of Caltech, are writing a petition to request that the Caltech administration reinstate Professor Murphy and recognize the importance of Black studies at Caltech. We are collecting signatures and/or comments about Professor Murphy to present to these administrators. If you would like to contribute, please fill out the following G

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Editor’s note at bottom of article. Caltech and JPL are enmeshed financially, politically, and scientifically with Raytheon Technologies, a major weapons manufacturer which sells large amounts of weapons to the Israeli Defence Force. Raytheon’s complicity with the Israeli state’s murder of Palestinian civilians has been made clear by various international government bodies and human-rights watch groups. Caltech and Raytheon Caltech, and JPL which it manages, are world-renowned for in

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In an email to faculty on January 30, 2024, which was shared with the Tech, President Rosenbaum wrote that, “Two questions that have arisen in recent campus conversations concern the value of standardized testing, and the appropriate role of extracurricular activities, in admissions decisions. We have asked the Advisory Committee [on Undergraduate Admissions Policy] to accord these questions high priority and, if possible, to offer their recommendations on standardized testing by the end of Ma

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May 23, 2024

*Editor’s note: This is the text of a 35,000-word manifesto as submitted to The California Tech by the serial ditch day faker and alarmist known as Jeff. The text was sent in May 2024 to The California Tech by the person who calls himself “GTBF,” identified by the OSE as Jeff, whom authorities have implicated in three counts of Engaging students at hours that prevent a full night of sleep and 16 **Engaging students in activities without information about what is going to happen to them or du

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May 17, 2024 Print edition (PDF)

Last Monday, President Rosenbaum announced a reorganization of the Student Affairs division. The changes were recommended in the final report from a Visiting Committee on Student Affairs, who were invited by the Institute to evaluate the division in February. The committee was composed of higher education professionals and student affairs leadership from a variety of peer institutions and companies such as MIT, Harvard, Carnegie Mellon, Harvey Mudd, Pfizer, and Polaris. During their visit, the o

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On Friday, April 26th, a Tech article was released that took the undergraduate population by storm. Titled “You Can and Should Do Better, Faculty Members,” it revealed how the Faculty Board had come to reinstate the standardized testing requirement for undergraduate admissions. The author publicized an internal faculty petition criticizing current student performance in two sophomore-level Electrical Engineering courses: EE 44 “Circuits and Systems” and EE 55 _"Mathematics of Electrical Engine

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IHC Secretary: Elisa Grillo (Venerable BE '26) RevComm Chair: Thierno Diallo (Blacker CS '25) Athman: Raymond Provost (Page '27) ASCIT President: Sophie Elam (Fleming ESE '25) ASCIT Social Director: Ashlyn Roice (Page/Lloyd CS '26) Orange Watch Coordinator: Simon Hu (Page/Lloyd CNS '26) FoodComm Chair: Matthew Torres (Venerable BE '25) ARC Sec

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I guess I should start with a formal apology. I tried. I really did! But despite my best efforts to not cave into the demons telling me to go down the EDM/techno/house rabbit hole, here we are. But in all honesty, I feel like it’s pretty fitting. I’m out here trying to emulate “living in a video game” vibes, and it’s hard to find anything more effective than EDM to accomplish this. That being said, the first few songs are more alternative, but pretty quickly I descended into madness and the EDM

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The Office of Student Experience (OSE), hosted in that little yellow house at the corner of Hill and Del Mar, is comprised of: residential experience, student engagement and event management, first-year programs, finances and operations, and the faculty in residence. However, for undergrads at least, when we think of the OSE, the main topic that comes to mind is event registration. In my time as Ricketts Hovse President, I heard many complaints about this process — from their den

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In the previous issue of the Tech, we published a private letter that ~150 professors wrote to President Rosenbaum. The letter, which was not intended to be shared outside the faculty, expressed dissatisfaction with recent undergraduates’ academic performance and argued to end the Admissions Office’s standardized testing moratorium. Our purpose in publishing the letter was to ensure that students were included in this conversation, because it was clear that the faculty had no intention of doi

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Are you a Caltech undergraduate frustrated by this year’s housing lottery? Have you been living on campus and suffering from your dorm building often being too loud or smelly or in need of maintenance? Were you conflicted between living in a House or trying your luck with the new Bechtel lottery process? There is another option! I have lived off campus (not Bechtel off, but off off) this year, and it has been fantastic! Nearly every aspect of my housing experience has been significantly improv

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When I applied to Caltech, I applied because I was in awe of Professor Richard Andersen and the work he and his graduate students have done with brain machine interfaces (BMI) — devices that are able to both pick up neural activity and transmit signals to the brain. The Science Picture BMI systems can be open-loop or closed-loop. Open-loop means that there is a pre-programmed system output regardless of what the user is thinking. Closed-loop means that the subject is now integrated in the lo

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As your friendly neighborhood former Dabney Athman, I have a great passion for trying to get people to go to the gym. As part of these efforts, I would like to give you a nice example workout. Dumbbell Bicep Curls with Static Hold This exercise will help give you the strength to hold a newspaper for the prolonged time it will take you to read it Farmers Carries A classic exercise that will prepare you for hauling 200 newspapers through a cold Boston morning to deliver The Tech Push Up

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Caltech is literally killing you. The workload is inundating, the stress is nonstop, and the sleep is nonexistent. But the stressors of this Institution go beyond the mental. Caltech-hired landscapers have been criticized for spraying carcinogenic herbicides around graduate student housing [Pasadena Star News, July 18, 2019], Dining Services’ takeout containers and cups are most likely leeching microplastics [Fangni et al. (2020), Journal of Hazardous Materials], and anyone with a functioning

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On April 26th, an email from President Rosenbaum and Provost Tirrell announced an update to Caltech’s Free Speech and Expression Policy in response to ongoing protests over Gaza occurring in many campuses nationwide, including our neighboring UCLA. The old policy The former Free Speech and Expression Policy (available here) is about a page long, with five numbered points summa

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On Monday, April 29th, there were two on campus demonstrations for Palestine. The first took the form of a silent sit-in on the lawn of the Center for Student Services (CSS) building in the morning from 10:30 to 12:00. The sit-in was set to coincide with the “Deans and Donuts” event which was scheduled for 11:00am, however the latter event was canceled in an email to undergraduates at 10:15am with no explanation. The protestors moved from the CSS lawn to outside the Red Door Cafe at around 11:2

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Los Angeles native singer-songwriter Gracie Abrams released “Risk” on May 1, over a year since she last had new music. Abrams initially gained traction in 2020 with her honest and personal songwriting, showcased on her EPs (minor, This Is What It Feels Like) and singles such as “Stay” and “Mess It Up.” Since then, she has performed as an opener for Olivia Rodrigo’s SOUR Tour and released her debut album Good Riddance. The album had a North American headline tour that sold out in less th

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May 2, 2024

On Monday, April 29th, a group of demonstrators led by Caltech Students for Justice in Palestine (SJP) in conjunction with Pasadena for Palestine and other faith-based groups from local churches. A representative of SJP stated that 2 of their members had led the march. This occurred on the same day as a silent sit-in organized by Caltech undergraduates. The march was part of a larger series of sit-ins in front of congressman Judy Chu’s office that take place every monday organized by Pasadena fo

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April 29, 2024

Happy election day! Per Article VII of the ASCIT Bylaws, voting for all ASCIT positions is now open at https://donut.caltech.edu/1/surveys/hltBeY0LQvpebayRLND2HXTAwKApwP6fCcRJDKKixYR2XlPA0K3ywRoKhABvI9Ia/take (you must be logged into Donut to see the form). All candidates’ statements can be found at https://tech.caltech.edu/2024/04/26/ascit-spring-candidate-statements/. Note on the election from Kaushal Shyamsundar, Review Committee Chair: You need to be registered as “ug” on donut (

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April 28, 2024

Editors’ Note: this article will be updated throughout the day as events unfold. Last updated: Tuesday, April 30 10:00am: According to an Instagram post by @caltechsjp, Caltech students plan to hold a peaceful protest about the ongoing Israel-Palestine conflict to take place Monday April 29th 10:30am–12:00pm. The protest is taking the form of a silent sit-in on the lawn of the Center for Student Services (CSS) building on Holliston Avenue. ![Link to Instagram post](https://xguzsk

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April 26, 2024 Print edition (PDF)

After nearly 4 years and 8 months, Hima Vatti has stepped down from her position as Caltech’s Assistant Vice President for Equity and Equity Investigations, and Title IX coordinator. Appointed on July 16, 2019 and stepping down on March 15, 2024, Vatti was Caltech’s longest serving Title IX coordinator. According to an email sent to the Caltech community by Julia McCallin, the Chief Human Resource Officer, Ofelia Velazquez-Perez will serve as interim Title IX coordinator while a replacement is

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After nearly 4 years and 8 months, Hima Vatti has stepped down from her position as Caltech’s Assistant Vice President for Equity and Equity Investigations, and Title IX coordinator. Appointed on July 16, 2019 and stepping down on March 15, 2024, Vatti was Caltech’s longest serving Title IX coordinator. According to an email sent to the Caltech community by Julia McCallin, the Chief Human Resource Officer, Ofelia Velazquez-Perez will serve as interim Title IX coordinator while a replacement is

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Get excited folks, there’s a new cowboy in Tech Town, and he’s here to bring you playlists. Moving forward, every edition of the Tech will have a themed playlist for your auditory pleasure, starting with the seasonally appropriate theme of “Songs to get Murdered To” (we <3 midterms week). That being said, you can listen to the playlist on Spotify or Apple Music with

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Last week, nostrils throughout Venerable House were greeted by the penetrating stench of sewage. Some feared that this was a new manifestation of “The Smell” which plagued the South Hovses for several months last year. Fortunately, the cause was localized to a single plumbing leak, which was quickly fixed by Housing staff. According to Venerable House Steward Shrishti Kulkarni, Housing expects any residual odors to fully dissipate by the end of this week. In unrelated news, a family of skunks w

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On April 6, 2024, Caltech’s Quiz Bowl team competed at the National Academic Quizbowl Tournaments (NAQT) company’s Intercollegiate Championship Tournament (ICT). This was Caltech’s first time participating in the nationwide competition since it last qualified for ICT in 2010. Caltech competed, as it did last time, in Division II, the lower of the two divisions organized by NAQT. Caltech was represented at the ICT by Carlos Del Angel Aguilar (Chem., B.S. '24), Xander Koutsoukos (Geo., B.S. '24),

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Dear Editors, A few months ago I learned that in the course of conducting its elections, Ricketts Hovse was unsure which exact voting method to use. At first, I and a few other alumni were shocked and disappointed; only a few years ago, a number of then students including myself had worked to switch Ricketts, several other houses, and ASCIT over to what we considered the most ideal voting system for us, the “Ranked Pairs” or “Tideman” method. But taking a step back, it makes sense that nuances

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For many first generation college students and their families, college graduation is a celebration of innumerable sacrifices and hard work. However, if you happen to be first generation and low income (FGLI) graduation and the celebrations that come with it can be downright unattainable. Regalia starts around $100 if you buy it new. To celebrate with your family at the Senior Banquet, it costs each family member a whopping $85, and the Commencement Office does not have a fund to help students ce

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If you are a cafe enthusiast stuck living the hard cold truth of Caltech, I am here for you. I too am just a simple coffee loving gal trapped in a world of problem sets. Although I love red door, sometimes I just want to get out of the campus bubble. This is why I have compiled a list of my favorite cafes around campus rated by aesthetic, studyability, and the quality of coffee/pastries. The best part is that all of these are walkable so you do not have to experience the horrors of Los Angeles p

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“What kind of American are you?” In this new film from Alex Garland and A24, that question takes on a different meaning. Since 2020, when Garland began writing “Civil War,” political polarization and violence have only increased. Despite its initial trailer and release during an election year, “Civil War” does not address or provide any commentary about the country’s fraught political landscape. Instead, Garland depicts unconventionally divided states of America. The United States has implod

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Sophie Elam - ASCIT President Candidacy Statement Hello! I’m Sophie Elam, a current junior in Fleming studying Environmental Science & Engineering. I’m going to start by keeping it entirely real with you. It’s not very often that I’m entirely confident I’m qualified for a lot of the things I do at Caltech (two whoops for all my party people in the imposter syndrome club!). However, ASCIT president

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Given recent discourse and proliferation of misinformation regarding the undergraduate fall housing lottery process, the Tech spoke to Interhouse Committee (IHC) Chair Evan Portnoi to clarify some important points. The following is based on information obtained from the IHC, the April 25 email from Vice President of Student Affairs Kevin Gilmartin, and the Housing Office website ([https://housing.caltech.edu/undergrads/housing-contract-lottery/undergrad-lottery-process](https://housing.caltech

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Editors’ note: The author requested that this piece be published anonymously, for reasons described within. Given the sensitivity of the topic and the nature of the views expressed, we determined this to be acceptable in line with the Tech’s Journalistic Principles. Undergrads, you might have noticed in the past edition of The California Tech a small section on page 2 that the Faculty Board had passed a resolution reinstating the SAT/ACT requirement. Or

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April 12, 2024 Print edition (PDF)

Dear members of the Caltech community, We, the Caltech Turtle Club, write to you with a vision for change, a vision that will not only redefine our identity but also unite us in a symbol that truly embodies the spirit of Caltech. We are here to advocate for a bold and innovative shift – a shift from a beta beaver mascot to the terrific turtle! Sign the petition here! All signatures will be added to the list below. Copy and paste this URL or click on it [https://forms.gle/NBeLYG25HzUoSaa8A]

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On February 7, due to uncertainty in their fiscal allocation for fiscal year (FY) 2024, the JPL Administration “took an exceedingly difficult workforce action” that laid off around 530 employees and 40 contractors, as described in President Thomas Rosenbaum’s letter to the Caltech community. This was done following direction from NASA to anticipate only $300 million of funding for the Mars Sample Return (MSR) mission, a sharp decline from the $822 million provided last year. Despite the $949 mil

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Cultures reflect how persons in communities interact to form special bonds and experiences. Caltech has always had a distinctive culture, much of it lodged in its undergraduate experience and carried forward by its alumni. The distinctive features of this culture go far to make Caltech special and to distinguish Caltech from other top science institutions like MIT. Yet, there are strong signs that much of the best of Caltech’s culture has not survived the pandemic. Significant cultural losses s

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The new system for room picks has officially been implemented, and all of the information is available online, along with a full schedule. The important changes are as follows. The lottery for summer housing is happening first. This is the same process as previous years. Afterwards, we will begin the fall housing lottery. The first big change is that after releasing the school-wide lottery numbers, the houses will go first. This is before unaffiliated residences choose their rooms. Another chan

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A federal court has preliminarily approved settlements in a class action lawsuit against several US colleges. The lawsuit alleges that the colleges worked together in an anti-trust manner in order to bring down the amount of financial aid awarded. The settlements were preliminarily approved March 29, 2024 and will have a final approval hearing July 19, 2024. The universities named in the suit are Brown University, California Institute of Technology, University of Chicago, Columbia University, C

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In less than 10 weeks, I am going to walk across a stage and receive my diploma, marking an end to four years of Caltech. Many of us are leaving with mixed feelings — we have plenty of good memories through random fun enjoyed with our friends, but also a good amount of burnout from the classic Caltech rigor, as well as the sadness of having done our first year online. However, on top of that, I am also leaving with the trauma of having to deal with a Title IX case that has dragged on for nearly

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Following the success of “Succession,” writer Will Tracy and HBO team up again for this six-episode limited series. “The Regime” centers around Chancellor Elena Vernham. A former physician, she is seven years into her fascistic reign of an unnamed Central European country known for cobalt and sugar beets. Her advisors, an ensemble of interchangeable yes-men, are devoid of dissent. Her father, a former chancellor, died the previous year from a lung condition. Paranoid that she will succumb to the

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In the past few weeks, you’ve probably seen an extremely large influx of news about the solar eclipse, including what to do and what not to do. But something that’s probably not made its way to you on your communication channels is a phenomenon closer to home, called “Earth Day” — so I’m here to tell you a bit about it, and what to do and what not to do. Earth Day

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We’re not just a STEM school! On Valentine’s Day (February 14th for our unfamiliar Techers), the Caltech Arts Guild hosted it’s debut event Wine* and Cheese canvas painting and origami night hosted in the Blacker Hovse dining hall. With over 70 attendees over the course of the evening including grad students and undergrads alike, at least 10 pounds of cheese in addition to other consumables were vanquished. After the successful night, the club has since gathered more funding to continue to h

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Caltech’s innovative, industrious research apparatus hides a dirty secret: a reliance on fossil fuels. But that is set to change. Last fall, President Rosenbaum endorsed a proposal from the Caltech Sustainability Advisory Council to source carbon-free energy for Campus. This proposal allows Caltech’s facilities to electrify campus operations and begin negotiations with Pasadena Water and Power (PWP) to source green energy. Currently

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The staged reading took place in Frautschi & Mie Rehearsal Hall on March 1st. The cast, from left to right: Molly Goldstein, Wendy Worthington, Adela Paez, Peter James Smith, and the author. Not pictured, though he was essential, is stage manager Eric Han. (Kevin Delin) _“What if we could prevent miscommunication, heartbreak, and social isolation simply by cracking the universal human code? Mathematics is, after all, the language of the universe, and aren’t we stardust? Carbon-based? Aren’t we

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Pasadena recently had primary elections and re-elected Mayor Victor Gordo. Not long before, he gave the State of the City address on February 29th at the Cahill Center for Astronomy and Astrophysics here at Caltech. The State of the City speech highlighted many of the city’s accomplishments and victories over the past year. The theme of the talk was “Leaping into the future”, and to this end the city is on track to be carbon free by 2030. The city is also reclaiming the 710 highwa

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Last Saturday at 11:22am, Regular Decision acceptance letters went out to Caltech’s Class of 2028. Quick facts: Caltech received approximately 13,000 total applications for Class of 2028, comparable to Class of 2027’s 13,136 applications. This is the fourth undergraduate class since Caltech stopped accepting SAT/ACT scores. This is the second year since Caltech switched to Restrictive Early Action (REA). The total number of students accepted into the Class of 2028 has not been announc

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The athletics facilities here at Caltech include 2 main gymnasiums: Scott Brown Gym and the newer Braun Athletics Facility. Brown Gym has been undergoing renovations, and after some of these renovations, the main entrance to the facilities was temporarily relocated from Braun to Brown. However, on December 5th, Caltech’s Environmental, Health, and Safety (EHS) Office was notified that a sample of dust collected in a private office in Brown returned detectable amounts of asbestos. Calt

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The Tech recently received an anonymous tip warning of a secret plan by H_____ M___, which may already be in progress, to steal the Caltech Beaver. Very little is known about H_____ M___; all attempts by Tech reporters to ascertain their true identity seem to be met with a powerful amnestic force. The only piece of evidence that was approved for print by Caltech’s Infohazard Repression Bureau (IRB) was a photograph of a bulletin board detailing what appear to be the fruits of a reconnaissanc

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To recap, I have been writing reviews on episodes of the Apple TV+ series, Lessons In Chemistry. Honestly, I don’t know why people subscribe to Apple TV+. I’ve tried watching The Morning Show—awful. I watched 93% of the 3-hour-and-26-minute-long movie, Killers of The Flower Moon—the most boring movie I’ve ever seen with the most bland acting imaginable, and then Brendan Fraser appears at the end. Why? Needless to say, my time spent watching things on Apple TV+ has been time lost, time I’

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