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January 13, 2026

Issue 11 of 2078

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I met Kenny a few months ago, shortly after I arrived at Caltech. He was the first person to welcome me to the Observational Cosmology group. When he started mentoring me, I had not yet committed to the group, so I expected him to give me some readings and maybe meet with me weekly. Instead, he met with me every day to show me how the cryostat’s cooldown cycle worke

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Happy New Year to the loyal readers of my wildlife column! With ample winter rain and a lower likelihood of wildfires this year, it feels fitting to begin the term by turning our attention to aquatic animals and the ecosystems they inhabit. Although Southern California is generally dry, humans have long built artificial water systems to satisfy their aesthetic desires. Caltech is no exception. The campus hosts several iconic water features: the turtle ponds in Throop Memorial Garden, the Caltec

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In March 2021, a digital collage file by the artist Beeple sold for an astonishing $69 million at Christie’s auction. The buyer of this NFT (non-fungible token) didn’t receive a physical object or exclusive rights to the art – essentially, they paid for a certificate of ownership recorded on a blockchain. In practical terms, what they bought has no intrinsic use: it’s a JPEG image anyone can copy. As one tech reporter put it, NFT buyers are often “just buying bragging rights and an ass

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In the not-so-distant past, the idea of designing one’s offspring belonged to science fiction. Genetic technologies were developed with noble aims – to cure diseases and prevent deadly inherited illnesses. Indeed, tools like in vitro fertilization (IVF) combined with preimplantation genetic diagnosis (PGD) have allowed parents at risk of transmitting serious disorders (such as cystic fibrosis or Huntington’s disease) to have healthy children. These advances were initially about disease prevent

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Devil May Cry 3: Dante’s Awakening was first released in 2005 for the Playstation 2. I bought the game in 2024 for the Nintendo Switch. Still, I feel that I can give an accurate enough critique despite not playing on the intended hardware. Overall, Devil May Cry 3 is a good game. However, I would say it is not an easily approachable game. This is a game for gamers. It’s a game for people who are looking for a challenge and a detailed combat system. It’s a game for people who are looking to fe

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I’m sitting here three days later, and I still can’t get it out of my head. The movie, I mean. Wicked. I went because everyone was going and I needed a break from studying for finals and maybe because I was curious about all the hype but I wasn’t expecting… this. I wasn’t expecting to leave the theater feeling like someone had reached into my chest and rearranged everything. I can’t quite explain it properly. It’s like when you’re looking at yourself in a mirror and suddenly see something you’v

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This past summer I was fortunate enough to have been awarded a San Pietro travel prize. This enabled me to travel to Germany, Austria and Switzerland – countries I’ve wanted to travel to ever since I took my first high school German class seven years ago. I visited Berlin, Nuremberg, Munich, Innsbruck, St. Moritz and Zurich – an assortment of locations that were chosen to help me experience the culture of those three countries while also fulfilling personal interests. These included visiting the

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If you wanted a measure of American assimilation, adherence to imperial/customary units (miles, Fahrenheit, etc.) and the month-day-year system of record would be a good place to start. What follows is a defense of these three American customs that so often become flashpoints in the most Caltech of dinner table conversations. The following unitary arguments are grounded in common sense, meant for quotidian chitchat, not to clarify a gluttonous trend toward evermore obtuse scientific convention.

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The Language of Mountains The sound is unmistakable. Click-clack. Click-clack. Hard plastic striking frozen asphalt. It is the music of 5:00 AM, played out in the dark parking lots of the Dolomites. I was three years old when I first learned the rhythm of it, my small, gloved hand lost inside my father’s palm. The air didn’t just smell like winter; it smelled of his black coffee steaming from a silver thermos and the sharp, metallic scent of snow guns working through the night. We did

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Disclaimer: This is satire. Mostly. Let’s talk about the familiar experience of falling for someone on a campus so small that it may, in fact, be a social experiment. The experimental design: one insulated campus the size of a city block, two gossip cycles and maybe three eligible romantic candidates. Each has disqualifying traits, yet no one’s left to take their place. You find yourself obsessing over someone, not because they’re especially attractive or even vaguely capable of emotional de

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Last term, Caltech cosplayed as Stanford for a week. Fortunately (or unfortunately), it was not a prank, but instead a large filming operation for the upcoming film “The Love Hypothesis,” an adaptation of Ali Hazelwood’s novel of the same name. A sizable film crew worked at multiple locations across campus, capturing scenes in Kerckhoff, on Bechtel Mall, and most noticeably, around Caltech Hall Pond. Many students (your author included) wondered why filming occurred here instead of at Stanford.

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I’m Not That Girl (The Anthem I Didn’t Want) “Don’t dream too far / Don’t lose sight of who you are / Don’t remember that rush of joy / He could be that boy / I’m not that girl” I had to excuse myself to the bathroom after this one. Just sat there in the stall crying, trying to be quiet. It felt embarrassing, but also, I couldn’t stop because it felt like something inside me was finally breaking open. It’s not even about the boy. I mean, it is, but it’s bigger than that. It’s about being t

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