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April 12, 2024

Issue 34 of 2078

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In the past few weeks, you’ve probably seen an extremely large influx of news about the solar eclipse, including what to do and what not to do. But something that’s probably not made its way to you on your communication channels is a phenomenon closer to home, called “Earth Day” — so I’m here to tell you a bit about it, and what to do and what not to do. Earth Day

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On February 7, due to uncertainty in their fiscal allocation for fiscal year (FY) 2024, the JPL Administration “took an exceedingly difficult workforce action” that laid off around 530 employees and 40 contractors, as described in President Thomas Rosenbaum’s letter to the Caltech community. This was done following direction from NASA to anticipate only $300 million of funding for the Mars Sample Return (MSR) mission, a sharp decline from the $822 million provided last year. Despite the $949 mil

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Dear members of the Caltech community, We, the Caltech Turtle Club, write to you with a vision for change, a vision that will not only redefine our identity but also unite us in a symbol that truly embodies the spirit of Caltech. We are here to advocate for a bold and innovative shift – a shift from a beta beaver mascot to the terrific turtle! Sign the petition here! All signatures will be added to the list below. Copy and paste this URL or click on it [https://forms.gle/NBeLYG25HzUoSaa8A]

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In less than 10 weeks, I am going to walk across a stage and receive my diploma, marking an end to four years of Caltech. Many of us are leaving with mixed feelings — we have plenty of good memories through random fun enjoyed with our friends, but also a good amount of burnout from the classic Caltech rigor, as well as the sadness of having done our first year online. However, on top of that, I am also leaving with the trauma of having to deal with a Title IX case that has dragged on for nearly

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Following the success of “Succession,” writer Will Tracy and HBO team up again for this six-episode limited series. “The Regime” centers around Chancellor Elena Vernham. A former physician, she is seven years into her fascistic reign of an unnamed Central European country known for cobalt and sugar beets. Her advisors, an ensemble of interchangeable yes-men, are devoid of dissent. Her father, a former chancellor, died the previous year from a lung condition. Paranoid that she will succumb to the

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A federal court has preliminarily approved settlements in a class action lawsuit against several US colleges. The lawsuit alleges that the colleges worked together in an anti-trust manner in order to bring down the amount of financial aid awarded. The settlements were preliminarily approved March 29, 2024 and will have a final approval hearing July 19, 2024. The universities named in the suit are Brown University, California Institute of Technology, University of Chicago, Columbia University, C

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Cultures reflect how persons in communities interact to form special bonds and experiences. Caltech has always had a distinctive culture, much of it lodged in its undergraduate experience and carried forward by its alumni. The distinctive features of this culture go far to make Caltech special and to distinguish Caltech from other top science institutions like MIT. Yet, there are strong signs that much of the best of Caltech’s culture has not survived the pandemic. Significant cultural losses s

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The new system for room picks has officially been implemented, and all of the information is available online, along with a full schedule. The important changes are as follows. The lottery for summer housing is happening first. This is the same process as previous years. Afterwards, we will begin the fall housing lottery. The first big change is that after releasing the school-wide lottery numbers, the houses will go first. This is before unaffiliated residences choose their rooms. Another chan

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