
Ditch Day Was Indeed Tomorrow!
“Go to bed, frosh, Ditch Day is tomorrow!” Reflections on a missed day of classes.

Interview with a Bike Thief
Joe interviews Doris, a 87-year-old very accomplished bike thief.

SOURCES CONFIRM: "Ditch Day" Imminent: Reality-Bending Chaos Approaches
Pasadena, CA (AP) - The world is on the brink of an unprecedented cataclysmic event known as “Ditch Day,” set to occur tomorrow.

First Republic Bank Sale: Student loses $2,400
“I sold $2,500 worth of FRB shares, for $41,” admits Cristian Ponce (BioE ‘25, Blacker). “I knew it was a risky investment, it didn’t work out.”

High Yield Rate for CO’ 2027 Leaves Students with No Housing
“I planned accordingly.. based on the rules of the lottery”, says Hannah Fisher (ME ‘24, Unaffiliated) “If they had stuck with the original rules, I would have gotten housing in Bechtel. But now I don’t have on-campus housing.”

The California Tech Crossword - Places
TCT Crossword - “Places” | Lilia Arrizabalaga

2023 ASCIT Formal
The 2023 ASCIT formal was a resounding success. Held at the LA Natural History Museum, their famous dioramas and dinosaur bones set the ambiance.

Art Spotlight (April 24, 2023)

BoD Meeting Minutes (April 16, 2023)
Minutes for April 16, 2023. Taken by Jonathan Booker.

Caltech Dining Scoop - New Red Door Items? (UPDATED)
Regardless of whether you’re an early bird or a night owl, you have probably noticed a difference or two in the Red Door menu this term.

Core and COVID: Caltech Hosts Biannual Student Faculty Conference
On Tuesday, April 18th, Caltech held its biannual Student Faculty Conference (SFC), an all-day forum between students and faculty.