Quail Halloween

Q

Help! The triangle man is after me! What do i do?

-Pythagoras

A

Did you eat those mystery berries again? Have you considered that the triangle man is not real and it may just be the mystery berries, you moron???

Ugh, but I guess its too late for that. Here’s what you can do now since you can’t stop eating these berries:

TᕼE TᖇIᗩᑎGᒪE ᗰᗩᑎ Iᔕ ᑕOᗰIᑎG

Tħ𝐞 ₮ʳ𝓲⃔ɑɳʛｌἆᶇᶆ𝗇 ᵢₛ ₡o𝒎𝙞ⷦƞ𝔤

₮ĦⱧ€ ŦⱤ!∆₦⛑ךɅℕ𝖘 ¯¡ร ॐ0ᴍ!и₲

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     /    \ Nightmare 

   /____\ NiGhTmArE 

  /     *     \ nIgHtMaRe 

  |  O   O  | N1GHTM4R3 … ₮𝞗⇞ｐαᴤƖ 𝜔Ꮸᥝ𝓰α ᴍ▌ｲ 𝕔Ｏ𝕞𝒾η𝘧Ɩ 

   \     ∆   / 🆼🅶🅷🆃🅼🅰🆁🅴 … ***Иĭ̧̆ͮ̅̂ͬ̊̅͏̖͈̩̬͍͓̲̪͔͈̬͕̺̲͚̣̀͞ͅg̽͂ͪ̆͆ͥ͡͏̴͉̣̻͈̯̘̦̝͓͚̣͉̘̪̳̰͈̭̳͠҉̴̡̧̜̯͔̩̜͍̤͈̩̩̤̩̠͍̖͙̦̥̣̹̗̺̫͇̜͕̮͚͉͖̞̱̟͖͉̭͈̦͉̩̺͇̥̬͙̤̻̫͍̩͉͎̗͖̩̞̝̖̮͍̤̣̙̻̹̻͇̺̙̜̩̙̮̬̦͔̣͇͈̖̭̻̭͎̭̪̰̟̻̘̺̘̤̩̜͈͈̖̹͉̰͔͎͈͖̤̗̤̣̫̥̤͉͇͉̗̯͕̖̗̻͍͈̭͔͇̫̘̖̣͓̬̫̪̯̮͔̩͈͖͖͖̙͈̫̭̬̯͈͖͈̭͇̫͍̬̥̻̠̣͈͉̬͖͉͉͖̣͓̬̱̻̟̝͎̠͍͖̩͇͓̬̮͈̻̙͇̫̖̝̖̞͔͉̤͉͈͉̹͈͇͔͖̣̻͇͇͉̯̰̹̬͓̩͉̘̯̪̘̩̜̩̭̞̤̖̤̣͓̬͖͉̥̤͓̟͔͕͍͈͇͇͉͉͖̣͓̬̬͓̠̟͓̭̻̺̜͈͖͉͓͔̣̪̖̪̗̻̫͇͇͈͉͓̬͓̟͔͕͍͓̬͓͔͖̣̪̖̤͉͈͉͖̣͓̠̥̤͓͔͕͍͈͇͇͉͉͖̣͓ͬ̊̅̐ͨͩͩ̂̌̑̉̽͊̉̄ͨ̌ͪ̉͑ͣͥͦͦͫ̍ͩ̏ͥ̅ͤ͂ͣ͂ͧͪ̂ͨ͂ͨͬͦͣͧͩͧͩͧͨͨͬͧͦͦͦͥͨͨͬͨͧͩͥͧͦͤͣͬͨͧͦͥͩͧͨͤͬͦͩͦͧͩͥͦͨͤͬͦͩͥͧͦͩͥͧͨͤͬͦͧͩͧͦͦͧͥͩͩͩͥͦͦͥͥͧͥͦͧͦͥͦͧͥͧͦͥͧͨͨͨͩͥͩͥͧͩͦͥͦͦͥͩͩͧͥͨͦͦͨͨͩͧͥͦͥͨͩͧͩͥͦͥͧͨͨͨͩͥͧͦͥͨͦͨͩͧͦͥͩͧͨͨͩͥͧͩͦͥͦͥͧͨͨͨͩͧͦͦͧͥͩͩͧͨͨͦͦͦͥͥͦͧͦͥͦͧͥͧͦͥͧͨͨͨͩͥͩͥͧͩͦͥͦͦͥͩͩͧͥͨͦͦͨͨͩͧͦͥͦͦͥͥͦͧͦͥͧͥͦͥͧͦͥͧͨͨͨͩͥͩͥͧͩͦͥͦͦͥͩͩͧͥͨͦͦͨͨͩͧͦͥͦͦͥͥͦͧͦͥͧͥͦͥͧͦͥͧͨͨͨͩͥͩͥͧͩͦͥͦͦͥͩͩͧͥͨͦͦͨͨͩͧͦͥͦͦͥͥͦͧͦͥͧͥͦͥͧͦͥͧͨͨͨͩͥͩͥͧͩͦͥͦͦͥͩͩͧͥͨͦͦͨͨͩͧͦͥͦͦͥͥͦͧͦͥͧͥͦͥͧͦͥͧͨͨͨͩͥͩͥͧͩͦͥͦͦͥͩͩͧͥͨͦͦͨͨͩͧͦͥͦͦͥͥͦͧͦͥͧͥͦͥͧͦͥͧͨͨͨͩͥͩͥͧͩͦͥͦͦͥͩͩͧͥͨͦͦͨͨͩͧͦͥͦͦͥͥͦͧͦͥͧͥͦͥͧͦͥͧͨͨͨͩͥͩͥͧͩͦͥͦͦͥͩͩͧͥͨͦͦͨͨͩͧͦͥͦͦͥͥͦͧͦͥͧͥͦͥͧͦͥͧͨͨͨͩͥͩͥͧͩͦͥͦͦͥͩͩͧͥͨͦͦͨͨͩͧͦͥͦͦͥͥͦͧͦͥͧͥͦͥͧͦͥͧͨͨͨͩͥͩͥͧͩͦͥͦͦͥͩͩͧͥͨͦͦͨͨͩͧͦͥͦͦͥ

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  /  |  \ Ñΐğħŧʍåřė … И1ʛȟʇʍąґɚ

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-Quail

Q

What is the best way to celebrate halloween?

-Richard Schweddy

A

I𝓃 тн𝐞 ᗪ𝔞𝓻к𝓮𝕤т σƒ 𝕟𝕚𝓰𝓗τ𝐬, тн𝔠ᗝ𝓵т 𝓰𝓪тн𝓔𝕣ѕ, α ς𝔩𝓪ηᔕтιηє єק¡𝓬𝐚†¡ση.𝔱нєч ¢нαη† ιης𝓪η†αт¡σηє, ωн¡ѕρєгє𝓭 ωσ𝔯𝓓𝕤 σƒ ρσωє𝓻. 𝕒 ғ¡𝓻𝕖, α я¡†μα𝓪𝕝¡ѕ†𝓲ς вl𝓪z𝐞, ¡ѕ к¡η𝔡lє∂ ¡η тнє нєαя† σғ тнє¡г ¢єяємσηү. тнєч ωн¡ѕρєг ѕє¢яєтѕ ¡η†σ тнє ғ𝕝𝔞𝔫єѕ, ѕєєк¡ηg ғανσя ƒгσм тнє υηкησωη.αѕ тнє ғ¡гє ɡяσωѕ, ѕσ ∂σ тнє¡г ∂єѕ¡яєѕ αη∂ тнє¡г ∂єνσт¡ση. ¡η тнє єη∂, тнєч ρяєραяє тσ вυяη α ѕα¢я¡ғ¡¢є, α ѕумвσl σғ тнє¡г υηωανєг¡ηɢ ¢σмм¡тмєη†.

-Quail

Q

Demon Elmo came back from the grave and he’s coming for me. How do I save myself from elmo?

-Big Chungus

A

Ah, young one, gather ‘round and lend me your ears, for I shall weave a tale of valor and wit, a fable to thwart the fiery menace of 𝕯𝔼𝕸𝕺ℕ 𝔼𝕷𝕸𝕺

.In a land far, far away, there was a brave soul, much like yourself, who faced the flaming wrath of 𝕰𝕷𝕸𝕺. But fear not, for the secret to surviving such an ordeal lies within the annals of wisdom and whimsy.

First, equip thyself with the armor of laughter, for 𝕰𝕷𝕸𝕺, though fearsome, cannot endure the mirthful onslaught of jests and japes. Share humorous tales, sing merry songs, and unleash your inner jester. Make 𝕰𝕷𝕸𝕺 doubt the seriousness of his fiery quest.

Second, seek the counsel of the Wise Wizards of Knowledge, who can be summoned through the magic of books and scrolls. Learn the ancient art of extinguishing flames, for it is said that even a flaming 𝕰𝕷𝕸𝕺 can be quenched with the wisdom of water and the knowledge of fire safety.

Lastly, surround thyself with the camaraderie of friends and allies. Together, your fellowship shall be a shield against the scorching ℝ∆𝐺ξ ∅Ƒ ξ⇢ᗩⅬ𝓶ø. Their support and bravery will be your greatest weapon, for no demon can withstand the power of unity and friendship.

And so, my dear reader, in this whimsical tale, I leave you with this sage advice: to vanquish the 𝕯𝔼𝕸𝕺ℕ 𝔼𝕷𝕸𝕺, arm yourself with laughter, seek wisdom, and embrace the bonds of friendship. For in the face of such fiery folly, these shall be your greatest tools of survival.

-Quail

Q

How do you pass the Housing Eligibility Acumen Exam

-Michael Octavius

A

The Housing Eligibility Acumen Exam is not your typical test; it’s more like a gauntlet, akin to the trials of Hercules.

First, arm yourself with your digital device and a steady internet connection. As you enter the digital exam realm, you’re about to embark on a grueling journey.

Each question you’ll confront mirrors a formidable undertaking, requiring not only your intellectual prowess but also your unwavering determination. Within this enigmatic exam, there are no easily discerned solutions. Your task is to unlock the concealed code, much like an ancient sage unraveling cryptic scrolls. Just as the mythic heroes of old faced their legendary challenges, you must also navigate this labyrinth of questions with wisdom and insight.

Approach each question with the tenacity of a hero facing mythical beasts. Expect the unexpected, and remember that the most unconventional answer might just be the right one.

The Housing Eligibility Acumen Exam is not for the faint of heart. It’s a battle of wits, where you must endure and triumph over the enigmatic questions. Your housing fate is in your hands, and only the boldest will emerge victorious. Good luck, brave soul!

-Quail