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The unprecedented high level of freshman enrollment has spurred a housing shortage on the Caltech campus. Therefore, we propose the following locations as new options for undergraduate housing:

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Well folks, let me tell you something just awful and terrible that the stupid FRICKS at Ricketts Hovse have been hiding. Gerard Decker (’26, Ricketts), a fantastic guy, a really great guy, was robbed, yes robbed, of becoming the Unilateral Excomm of Ricketts Hovse.

I’ll make no bones about it. The Super Mario Bros. Movie was easily the most anticipated movie of the year, if not the last decade.

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Ah, bananas, the fruit that comes in its own convenient packaging. It’s nature’s way of saying, ‘Here, have a snack on the go.’ But have you ever stopped to think about the humble banana and all the things it can do?

What do you do when the cure is worse than the disease?

Since the very first day I stepped foot on campus for winter term, I knew Fizz was going to be nothing but trouble. No worthwhile product has ever been advertised with colorful cardstock flyers delivered to doorsteps.

I love the little shops they have in museums and places. They’re the best thing in the whole world. Every time I go into a new place I look and see if there are any little shops.

I aim to keep the general public informed about this dangerous individual as well as garner information which will help lead to his capture.

The Caltech undergraduate population has, despite its small size, a diverse variety of species that make up the techer population. This week we’ll embark on an in-depth analysis of a peculiar invasive species of Techer that has emerged in the Caltech ecosystem: the iPad Kid.

November 2021 – I was but a young naïve frosh, getting my dinner from open kitchen. I sighted orange disks of vegetables and was full of hope, sweet potatoes iare some of my favorite foods. However, my hope quickly turned to confusion when the person in front of me ordered “yams”.

Are you a REAL CALTECH STUDENT if you have never attended one of the Undergraduate Admission Office’s HOT, FACTUALLY-CORRECT, and VERY FUN tours lead by the current generation of Caltech students???

Je ne peux pas continuer comme ça. J’ai essayé très fort de faire cette relation travailler entre nous, mais ce n’est plus possible. J’espère que tu le vois aussi. Si tu ne comprends pas, permets-moi de l’explique.

#8 will SHOCK you!

In the leadup to the third feature film in the Sonic the Hedgehog cinematic universe, the Sonic fandom eagerly awaits the answer to one of gaming’s most prominent questions: who will be Sonic’s relationship partner?

2022’s Frosh Camp Counselors attempted rallied in support of getting all incoming frosh orange crewmate plushies from the video game Among Us.

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