Criticisms of the fire alarm systems in the South Houses were silenced this weekend as those formerly making them fled a fire that damaged portions of all four South Houses.

World-renowned sports historian Stephen Hawking will give a mixed-up lecture on the origins of reverse-direction athletic competitions, entitled "Running History Backwards", this Tuesday, April 3 at 8pm in Beckman Auditorium.

At a press conference last Thursday Brett Favre, legendary quarterback for the Green Bay packers, solved the historical mystery of why a football was found in the bunker in which Adolph Hitler was found dead near the end of the Second World War.

Even after budget cuts, Caltech is still best value for private universities.

Batcave and Flatlands to get the boot from Housing; will be used for grad or faculty only;

Fund historically covers Ditch Day pranks gone awry, general mischief.